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To
be fair I don’t think she even existed in the first place. When it
happened there was some bright-ass godly white light and she was gone.

She…

I’m definitely calling Mia again. Maybe she has an explanation. But what about the fire? How did it start?

David dubbed it ‘Quartermaster apperciation day’ so we all broke into the Quartermaster store to see what QM’s into and Neil found used barbie dolls and burned them.

Where did he get matches? And how do you ‘use’ Barbie dolls? Were they just second-hand?

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To
be fair I don’t think she even existed in the first place. When it
happened there was some bright-ass godly white light and she was gone.

She…

I’m definitely calling Mia again. Maybe she has an explanation. But what about the fire? How did it start?

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David
thinks this camp is the greatest thing this side of sleepypeak. He’s
not gonna be able to tell you anything bad other than the Quartersister
incident.

I thought you said David didn’t know about the QM’s… um, past time.

No that was a different thing. The Quartersister incident happened in the camp, it was mostly David’s fault.

Oh my god… *sighs deeply* Okay… what happened? With the Quarter-sister?

She was QM’s quarter-sister or something and they tried to get hitched then the fire killed her but QM lived witch leads me to believe that QM is an immortal cryptid.

…

I’ve met immortal cryptids and they don’t look like that.
What the f… heck? Do quarter-sisters even… how does that work?

*max shrugged* I’m not touching that garbage fire again. All I know is that QM is a cryptid and his (quarter)sister is dead.

You said they got hitched. Like… married?

Yeah, or tried to at least.

… Gross. God, that’s… that’s gross. That is not okay. I’m sorry you kids had to… know about that.

Wait, did you say she died in a fire?

Yeah.

Jesus Christ! How the hell did that happen! The fire, the – Oh my god, someone died! I – I’ve got to tell Mia about this!

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David
thinks this camp is the greatest thing this side of sleepypeak. He’s
not gonna be able to tell you anything bad other than the Quartersister
incident.

I thought you said David didn’t know about the QM’s… um, past time.

No that was a different thing. The Quartersister incident happened in the camp, it was mostly David’s fault.

Oh my god… *sighs deeply* Okay… what happened? With the Quarter-sister?

She was QM’s quarter-sister or something and they tried to get hitched then the fire killed her but QM lived witch leads me to believe that QM is an immortal cryptid.

…

I’ve met immortal cryptids and they don’t look like that.
What the f… heck? Do quarter-sisters even… how does that work?

*max shrugged* I’m not touching that garbage fire again. All I know is that QM is a cryptid and his (quarter)sister is dead.

You said they got hitched. Like… married?

Yeah, or tried to at least.

… Gross. God, that’s… that’s gross. That is not okay. I’m sorry you kids had to… know about that.

Wait, did you say she died in a fire?

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David
thinks this camp is the greatest thing this side of sleepypeak. He’s
not gonna be able to tell you anything bad other than the Quartersister
incident.

I thought you said David didn’t know about the QM’s… um, past time.

No that was a different thing. The Quartersister incident happened in the camp, it was mostly David’s fault.

Oh my god… *sighs deeply* Okay… what happened? With the Quarter-sister?

She was QM’s quarter-sister or something and they tried to get hitched then the fire killed her but QM lived witch leads me to believe that QM is an immortal cryptid.

…

I’ve met immortal cryptids and they don’t look like that.
What the f… heck? Do quarter-sisters even… how does that work?

*max shrugged* I’m not touching that garbage fire again. All I know is that QM is a cryptid and his (quarter)sister is dead.

You said they got hitched. Like… married?

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David
thinks this camp is the greatest thing this side of sleepypeak. He’s
not gonna be able to tell you anything bad other than the Quartersister
incident.

I thought you said David didn’t know about the QM’s… um, past time.

No that was a different thing. The Quartersister incident happened in the camp, it was mostly David’s fault.

Oh my god… *sighs deeply* Okay… what happened? With the Quarter-sister?

She was QM’s quarter-sister or something and they tried to get hitched then the fire killed her but QM lived witch leads me to believe that QM is an immortal cryptid.

…

I’ve met immortal cryptids and they don’t look like that.
What the f… heck? Do quarter-sisters even… how does that work?

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David
thinks this camp is the greatest thing this side of sleepypeak. He’s
not gonna be able to tell you anything bad other than the Quartersister
incident.

I thought you said David didn’t know about the QM’s… um, past time.

No that was a different thing. The Quartersister incident happened in the camp, it was mostly David’s fault.

Oh my god… *sighs deeply* Okay… what happened? With the Quarter-sister?

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I dunno, probably something to do with money.

Right, you said he embezzled money at some point. You said
he doesn’t care about the camp – got an idea of why it’s still around?

I mean,, David kinda runs it now, I guess?

But how does he get paid? Why hasn’t Campbell just let the
camp go? I mean… more than it has – your guys’ bathrooms are atrocious, by the
way. I hope David has taught you how to use nature properly.

Beats me! Gwen’s been trying to get another job, that’s all I know. What do you mean ‘use nature properly’

Apparently David hasn’t taught you… It’s where you dig a
hole first before you… do your business. You know, in case the plumbing backs
up. That way you can bury it and it can decompose faster and safer.

What do you expect it’s literally a fucking (language) hole with a plastic cover over it. Plus David was gonna have QM teach us that and apparently it wasn’t a ‘camp sanctioned activity’ or something. That and QM was busy

Max, hey – come on. Language. But hey – now you know: bury
the number 2. You’re ahead of the curve already.

*sighs* As for the camp… I guess I’ll talk to David and see
what he can tell me.

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I dunno, probably something to do with money.

Right, you said he embezzled money at some point. You said
he doesn’t care about the camp – got an idea of why it’s still around?

I mean,, David kinda runs it now, I guess?

But how does he get paid? Why hasn’t Campbell just let the
camp go? I mean… more than it has – your guys’ bathrooms are atrocious, by the
way. I hope David has taught you how to use nature properly.

Beats me! Gwen’s been trying to get another job, that’s all I know. What do you mean ‘use nature properly’

Apparently David hasn’t taught you… It’s where you dig a
hole first before you… do your business. You know, in case the plumbing backs
up. That way you can bury it and it can decompose faster and safer.