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*Max shrugs* Gotta be the counselours man, I don’t make the rules in this hell hole.

Hey now… Hm… Maybe if I explain to David or Gwen that I’m a
scientist and know how to handle chemical fires…

If they know then we can’t burn the shit.

Why not? I’m supervising.

Because then I’ll get in trouble and then da- David won’t let us burn it.

I don’t think I understand… why would you get in trouble?

Because we’re setting shit that isn’t wood on f i r e

And I know that! I’m a scientist! I’m going to make sure we’re
safe!

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*Max shrugs* Gotta be the counselours man, I don’t make the rules in this hell hole.

Hey now… Hm… Maybe if I explain to David or Gwen that I’m a
scientist and know how to handle chemical fires…

If they know then we can’t burn the shit.

Why not? I’m supervising.

Because then I’ll get in trouble and then da- David won’t let us burn it.

I don’t think I understand… why would you get in trouble?

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‘Dunno who the fuck that is but okay knock yourself out.

Oh, she should have just arrived. She’s one of the newer kids. I’ll see you all at the fireside tonight – I’m working in a camp near the mountain so I’ll be coming back with no problem. *he frowns, realizing something* You… have a mouth on you… you know?

What’s that suppost to mean?

You’re using the f-word so freely – I’m not your parent, but
it’s a little concerning.

So? I’m not the only one here who says “Fuck” or “Shit.” Also I have another thing to burn. *he holds up a bright pink tiara*

*Carlos looks and nods* Ah – we’ll definitely need to be careful with the fumes then. But plastic is really fun to light on fire. *he decides not to comment further on the language for now. Maybe later, if he gets an opportunity*

I can ask Nikki to cause a distraction so David and Gwen aren’t looking when we burn this stuff.

A… distraction? Is that necessary? I thought you and I would
just stay by the fire while everybody else went to bed or something.

Yes. As long as one kid is awake Gwen and David need to be with ‘em.

But I’m an adult, and I’ll be here with you and the fire.

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‘Dunno who the fuck that is but okay knock yourself out.

Oh, she should have just arrived. She’s one of the newer kids. I’ll see you all at the fireside tonight – I’m working in a camp near the mountain so I’ll be coming back with no problem. *he frowns, realizing something* You… have a mouth on you… you know?

What’s that suppost to mean?

You’re using the f-word so freely – I’m not your parent, but
it’s a little concerning.

So? I’m not the only one here who says “Fuck” or “Shit.” Also I have another thing to burn. *he holds up a bright pink tiara*

*Carlos looks and nods* Ah – we’ll definitely need to be careful with the fumes then. But plastic is really fun to light on fire. *he decides not to comment further on the language for now. Maybe later, if he gets an opportunity*

I can ask Nikki to cause a distraction so David and Gwen aren’t looking when we burn this stuff.

A… distraction? Is that necessary? I thought you and I would
just stay by the fire while everybody else went to bed or something.

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‘Dunno who the fuck that is but okay knock yourself out.

Oh, she should have just arrived. She’s one of the newer kids. I’ll see you all at the fireside tonight – I’m working in a camp near the mountain so I’ll be coming back with no problem. *he frowns, realizing something* You… have a mouth on you… you know?

What’s that suppost to mean?

You’re using the f-word so freely – I’m not your parent, but
it’s a little concerning.

So? I’m not the only one here who says “Fuck” or “Shit.” Also I have another thing to burn. *he holds up a bright pink tiara*

*Carlos looks and nods* Ah – we’ll definitely need to be careful with the fumes then. But plastic is really fun to light on fire. *he decides not to comment further on the language for now. Maybe later, if he gets an opportunity*

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‘Dunno who the fuck that is but okay knock yourself out.

Oh, she should have just arrived. She’s one of the newer kids. I’ll see you all at the fireside tonight – I’m working in a camp near the mountain so I’ll be coming back with no problem. *he frowns, realizing something* You… have a mouth on you… you know?

What’s that suppost to mean?

You’re using the f-word so freely – I’m not your parent, but
it’s a little concerning.

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‘Dunno who the fuck that is but okay knock yourself out.

Oh, she should have just arrived. She’s one of the newer kids. I’ll see you all at the fireside tonight – I’m working in a camp near the mountain so I’ll be coming back with no problem. *he frowns, realizing something* You… have a mouth on you… you know?

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Catch me at the campfire bURNING this dress

Kid, you shouldn’t play with fire. You don’t know what that dress is made of – it could just melt and hurt you or will cause a lot of fumes that you can choke on.

Does it look like I care about that?

You should at least have a face mask. Oh, and adult supervision, too. I guess.

This camp is too shitty to have that stuff.

Well, there is me. An adult and scientist who totally knows how to supervise a fire. We can jury-rig up something to keep from breathing in too much smoke. If you’re gonna burn something, at least be safe.

Can’t I just, k’now, fuckin burn it?

You can… but then maybe an accident will happen and you get hurt. You should do it right – and if we’re lucky, it’ll make pretty colors while it burns.

I can literally just throw it in the fire when David or Gwen aren’t looking and no-one will know.

But I’m looking. Right now. And I’ll know, since you told me. It’s really not hard to take safety precautions, buddy – we’ll just grab a couple handkerchiefs, have some water on hand and a stick to put the dress in with. It’ll be fun!

Fine. Only if you don’t tell David or Gwen.

*smiles a big, dopey, nerd smile* Great! And if they find out, I’ll let them know that I was there to supervise. I got some handkerchiefs at my camp – when do you think is the best time to do this so you’re still participating in your camp activities?

We have the fire at 8 usually. *he ignores the part about his activities*

Ah! I can pop in then – a fireside would be fun anyway! I can visit with Angie and the rest of you kids too.