I don’t think we should use anything that the Quartermaster has. We’ll see if there’s a funnel or something while we’re out.
One chicken bear and suddenly he’s unreliable? wow okay.
I get the feeling there’s more than just the chicken-bear going on with that guy, Max.
Like a chicken moose or something?
I…. maybe? I don’t know. But what sort of person makes a teddy bear out of raw chicken?
Quartermaster.
I was thinking more someone who might have violent tendencies toward animals. Who the Quartermaster seems to be exhibiting…
So a phycopath? I knew that he was a phycopath the first time I went off with him. He straight up stabbed a fucking squirrel, dude!
He what?? First of all, not cool in front of children! But Max, even if we’re sure he is a psychopath, we can’t just say so without actual knowledge of a diagnosis. It’s not politically correct to say so.
Again, this brings me to why I don’t want to ask him for anything.
To be fair he has a hook hand. And he probably does have a funnel. It’s probably just… gross.
Having a hook hand doesn’t make you a horrible person, Max. Stabbing a squirrel in front of a child does.
I don’t think we should use anything that the Quartermaster has. We’ll see if there’s a funnel or something while we’re out.
One chicken bear and suddenly he’s unreliable? wow okay.
I get the feeling there’s more than just the chicken-bear going on with that guy, Max.
Like a chicken moose or something?
I…. maybe? I don’t know. But what sort of person makes a teddy bear out of raw chicken?
Quartermaster.
I was thinking more someone who might have violent tendencies toward animals. Who the Quartermaster seems to be exhibiting…
So a phycopath? I knew that he was a phycopath the first time I went off with him. He straight up stabbed a fucking squirrel, dude!
He what?? First of all, not cool in front of children! But Max, even if we’re sure he is a psychopath, we can’t just say so without actual knowledge of a diagnosis. It’s not politically correct to say so.
Again, this brings me to why I don’t want to ask him for anything.
*Carlos walks them to the car and opens the back seat door for Max.* So, who told you about this experiment?
*Max climbed into the back seat* I mean it’s common knowlage that if you put mentos in soda it blows up. So I wanna see how big it’ll blow if you add a whole pack.
Ah, I see. Well, that is certainly something worth trying. *Walks around and gets into the driver’s seat* Seat belt, please.
Mhm. *Max clicked in the seat belt*
Awesome-sauce. Let’s go. *Carlos grinned and started the car, driving them out of the forest to the town*
*max leaned forward a bit* what do you think’ll happen with the soda and pack of mentos?
Probably a huge geyser. But we’ll have to figure out how to get the entire sleeve in there before it can all blow. Maybe I can rig up a quick release system with a tube or something…
We could like,, open one end of the pack and let em slide out maybe.
There’s a bit too much friction in a paper tube, I’m afraid. But getting some PVC might work. You don’t have any lying around at camp, do you?
*Carlos walks them to the car and opens the back seat door for Max.* So, who told you about this experiment?
*Max climbed into the back seat* I mean it’s common knowlage that if you put mentos in soda it blows up. So I wanna see how big it’ll blow if you add a whole pack.
Ah, I see. Well, that is certainly something worth trying. *Walks around and gets into the driver’s seat* Seat belt, please.
Mhm. *Max clicked in the seat belt*
Awesome-sauce. Let’s go. *Carlos grinned and started the car, driving them out of the forest to the town*
*max leaned forward a bit* what do you think’ll happen with the soda and pack of mentos?
Probably a huge geyser. But we’ll have to figure out how to get the entire sleeve in there before it can all blow. Maybe I can rig up a quick release system with a tube or something…
*Carlos walks them to the car and opens the back seat door for Max.* So, who told you about this experiment?
*Max climbed into the back seat* I mean it’s common knowlage that if you put mentos in soda it blows up. So I wanna see how big it’ll blow if you add a whole pack.
Ah, I see. Well, that is certainly something worth trying. *Walks around and gets into the driver’s seat* Seat belt, please.
Mhm. *Max clicked in the seat belt*
Awesome-sauce. Let’s go. *Carlos grinned and started the car, driving them out of the forest to the town*
*Carlos walks them to the car and opens the back seat door for Max.* So, who told you about this experiment?
*Max climbed into the back seat* I mean it’s common knowlage that if you put mentos in soda it blows up. So I wanna see how big it’ll blow if you add a whole pack.
Ah, I see. Well, that is certainly something worth trying. *Walks around and gets into the driver’s seat* Seat belt, please.
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