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I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.

… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?

I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.

… Like… literally??

No, figuratively.

Yes literally!

That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.

….

I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…

Maybe.

So far, the only fucked up thing to happen this week, was the chicken bear. And it’s hopefully gonna stay that way.

The what now?

There was a bear made out of chicken in the QM store. It was terrible- hey the pod popped what’s the time?

Oh – Oh, yes, that thing. Sorry – for a second I was thinking of, like, a chimera or something.

Oh, um… *looks at phone* that was a good five minutes and twenty eight seconds.

A what-era?

What’s that compared to the laketime?

Lake time was less than a minute.

And by the way, a Chimera is a, usually unnatural, amalgamation of animals in one body. I thought… I dunno, some kind of feathered bear monster when you said ‘chicken bear’. It didn’t occur to me really that… that thing we saw was made of chicken and not just straight ‘flesh’. Eugh..

…there’s something wrong with that lake.

Also that sounds a million times worse.

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking about that lake. Don’t let anyone go in it, okay? Especially Angela – tell her ‘her Daddy says’. I’m going to take some samples and analyze them at the mobile lab. Maybe I should check your guys’ water filtration too to make sure it’s running properly.

God… what even is this place?

Yeah, okay, sure.

It’s hell is what it is.

Hell should not have a bunch of prepubescent and impressionable children running around it.

I need to go get my equipment and get started. Oh – if you see David tell him he should speak to me too. And that other counselor… um… what was her name? Wren?

Gwen? I’m sure she won’t care much, but I’ll tell her.

Gwen. Right…

Let’s, um… let’s go ahead and clean up the experiment. Good work, Max.

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I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.

… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?

I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.

… Like… literally??

No, figuratively.

Yes literally!

That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.

….

I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…

Maybe.

So far, the only fucked up thing to happen this week, was the chicken bear. And it’s hopefully gonna stay that way.

The what now?

There was a bear made out of chicken in the QM store. It was terrible- hey the pod popped what’s the time?

Oh – Oh, yes, that thing. Sorry – for a second I was thinking of, like, a chimera or something.

Oh, um… *looks at phone* that was a good five minutes and twenty eight seconds.

A what-era?

What’s that compared to the laketime?

Lake time was less than a minute.

And by the way, a Chimera is a, usually unnatural, amalgamation of animals in one body. I thought… I dunno, some kind of feathered bear monster when you said ‘chicken bear’. It didn’t occur to me really that… that thing we saw was made of chicken and not just straight ‘flesh’. Eugh..

…there’s something wrong with that lake.

Also that sounds a million times worse.

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking about that lake. Don’t let anyone go in it, okay? Especially Angela – tell her ‘her Daddy says’. I’m going to take some samples and analyze them at the mobile lab. Maybe I should check your guys’ water filtration too to make sure it’s running properly.

God… what even is this place?

Yeah, okay, sure.

It’s hell is what it is.

Hell should not have a bunch of prepubescent and impressionable children running around it.

I need to go get my equipment and get started. Oh – if you see David tell him he should speak to me too. And that other counselor… um… what was her name? Wren?

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I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.

… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?

I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.

… Like… literally??

No, figuratively.

Yes literally!

That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.

….

I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…

Maybe.

So far, the only fucked up thing to happen this week, was the chicken bear. And it’s hopefully gonna stay that way.

The what now?

There was a bear made out of chicken in the QM store. It was terrible- hey the pod popped what’s the time?

Oh – Oh, yes, that thing. Sorry – for a second I was thinking of, like, a chimera or something.

Oh, um… *looks at phone* that was a good five minutes and twenty eight seconds.

A what-era?

What’s that compared to the laketime?

Lake time was less than a minute.

And by the way, a Chimera is a, usually unnatural, amalgamation of animals in one body. I thought… I dunno, some kind of feathered bear monster when you said ‘chicken bear’. It didn’t occur to me really that… that thing we saw was made of chicken and not just straight ‘flesh’. Eugh..

…there’s something wrong with that lake.

Also that sounds a million times worse.

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking about that lake. Don’t let anyone go in it, okay? Especially Angela – tell her ‘her Daddy says’. I’m going to take some samples and analyze them at the mobile lab. Maybe I should check your guys’ water filtration too to make sure it’s running properly.

God… what even is this place?

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I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.

… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?

I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.

… Like… literally??

No, figuratively.

Yes literally!

That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.

….

I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…

Maybe.

So far, the only fucked up thing to happen this week, was the chicken bear. And it’s hopefully gonna stay that way.

The what now?

There was a bear made out of chicken in the QM store. It was terrible- hey the pod popped what’s the time?

Oh – Oh, yes, that thing. Sorry – for a second I was thinking of, like, a chimera or something.

Oh, um… *looks at phone* that was a good five minutes and twenty eight seconds.

A what-era?

What’s that compared to the laketime?

Lake time was less than a minute.

And by the way, a Chimera is a, usually unnatural, amalgamation of animals in one body. I thought… I dunno, some kind of feathered bear monster when you said ‘chicken bear’. It didn’t occur to me really that… that thing we saw was made of chicken and not just straight ‘flesh’. Eugh..

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I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.

… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?

I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.

… Like… literally??

No, figuratively.

Yes literally!

That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.

….

I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…

Maybe.

So far, the only fucked up thing to happen this week, was the chicken bear. And it’s hopefully gonna stay that way.

The what now?

There was a bear made out of chicken in the QM store. It was terrible- hey the pod popped what’s the time?

Oh – Oh, yes, that thing. Sorry – for a second I was thinking of, like, a chimera or something.

Oh, um… *looks at phone* that was a good five minutes and twenty eight seconds.

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I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.

… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?

I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.

… Like… literally??

No, figuratively.

Yes literally!

That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.

….

I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…

Maybe.

So far, the only fucked up thing to happen this week, was the chicken bear. And it’s hopefully gonna stay that way.

The what now?

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I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.

… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?

I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.

… Like… literally??

No, figuratively.

Yes literally!

That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.

….

I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…

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No- I don’t think- I don’t know.

Well…. if it is, let me know, okay?

*peeks into the pot* The ice is melted. Wanna feel the water? See if it’s cool enough?

*Max stuck his hand in the water before grabbing three(3) more ice cubes and tossing them in* almost.

Alright. *Carlos grabs an ice cube out of the pitcher and pops it in his mouth, crunching it with his teeth.*

Have you ever tried the hairspray lighter thing? *max took one of the ice cubes and put it in his mouth*

Yes, and it is very dangerous. I suggest, before doing that, you find a nice open space away from anything flammable. *how can one be noisy eating ice? Who knows, but Carlos is noisy*

Well that’s damn impossible since this is the middle of the forrest almost.

Well, then wait until you can find a nice parking lot to do it in. With adult supervision.

That’s not as fun..

… You could set up a tower of paper cups to hit with the flames?

*max shrugged* maybe.

Come on, it’d be absolutely fun and amazing. Ooh, you could make the cups Styrofoam instead. They melt in a very interesting way.

‘Can put jolly ranchers or something in the cups,

Ooh, that’d be fun. Or Starbursts. Yeah, just… make something that’ll melt really pretty. And safely.

Yeah, or paint or something. Did you know in an emergancy a crayon will burn for like, 30 minutes?

No joke? How long will it burn when it’s not an emergency?

…yes.

*snorts* I’m kidding with you, Max. Heh, get it? Kid-ding?

*Max looked Carlos dead in the eye and points to the doors of the mess hall* Get out.

*Just grins widely* Sorry bud – I can’t. We’re conducting a science experiment, remember?

*Max just rolls his eyes, sticking his hand in the water and dropping the pod in* Timer.

*smirks and starts the timer* You think it’s cooled down enough, huh?

Duh. Or I wouldn’t’ve put the pod in.

You didn’t even touch-test the water, Max. *tries to keep his smile from getting wider*

Yeah I did. I know what I’m doing.

Really? I didn’t see that. Sorry – must’ve been too into my own humor.

What’s even so funny?

Just… me, I guess. I like stupid jokes.

Like,, dad jokes?

Yes, exactly. 🙂

Jeeeeeez..

Hm… it sounds like you dont appreciate jokes, do you Max?

*Max shrugged* Dad jokes are the worst..

Wow, rude.

I don’t think you understand- David tells a lot.

*Carlos hums* Really? He sounds like my kind of guy, actually. Angie keeps talking about him… I really should spend more time with you guys at the fire pit or something. He was fun.

He’s pretty okay- annoyingly impossibly cheerful- but okay.

Ah – he’s just being his age. Well… maybe – I wish I was that cheerful at that age. But eh… being a college student was tough. But it’s refreshing to see someone his age happy like that.