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I
don’t know where any buckets are. The mop thing might be in the mess
hall, but that’s probably QM’s so we’re leaving that alone.

We’ll find something. I’ll even invent something else to hold water if I have to. Something that is totally not a bucket.

,,,I’m pretty sure that’s a bucket.

But I just said it wouldn’t be a bucket. It would look kinda like a bucket, maybe, but it definitely wouldn’t be a bucket. Trust me. I’m a scientist.

I- alright cool sure.

Well, let’s see what we can find!

There’s probably something somewhere, or we could ask SK to use his fishbowl.

‘SK’? Who’s that? I don’t remember Angie talking about a kid named that…

Space Kid, or other Neil, but everyone calls him Space Kid. He’s the kid with the fish bowl on his head.

Oh yeah, Space Kid. Angie seems to like him well enough. But she told me she’d rather talk about dinosaurs than space. His name’s Neil? Heh, that’s ironic.

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don’t know where any buckets are. The mop thing might be in the mess
hall, but that’s probably QM’s so we’re leaving that alone.

We’ll find something. I’ll even invent something else to hold water if I have to. Something that is totally not a bucket.

,,,I’m pretty sure that’s a bucket.

But I just said it wouldn’t be a bucket. It would look kinda like a bucket, maybe, but it definitely wouldn’t be a bucket. Trust me. I’m a scientist.

I- alright cool sure.

Well, let’s see what we can find!

There’s probably something somewhere, or we could ask SK to use his fishbowl.

‘SK’? Who’s that? I don’t remember Angie talking about a kid named that…

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don’t know where any buckets are. The mop thing might be in the mess
hall, but that’s probably QM’s so we’re leaving that alone.

We’ll find something. I’ll even invent something else to hold water if I have to. Something that is totally not a bucket.

,,,I’m pretty sure that’s a bucket.

But I just said it wouldn’t be a bucket. It would look kinda like a bucket, maybe, but it definitely wouldn’t be a bucket. Trust me. I’m a scientist.

I- alright cool sure.

Well, let’s see what we can find!

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don’t know where any buckets are. The mop thing might be in the mess
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We’ll find something. I’ll even invent something else to hold water if I have to. Something that is totally not a bucket.

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Where are the fuck laundry pods im gonna throw them in the lake

Don’t encourage bad behavior among the fish too, Max

You’re not my dad I’m gonna throw em in the lake

“You’re not my dad”

IT’S FOR SCIENCE DA- CARLOS! FUCK!

_{^{animal cruelty isn’t science, Max…}}

Where did you get that from putting a laundry pod in lake water? I could’ve put lake water in a bucket somewhere and call it the lake. I’m not that much of an asshole.

You just said ‘the lake’! You didn’t elaborate!

*Max shrugged*

Hey, unrelated question, do you know where any buckets are?

No. Wouldn’t your Quartermaster know?

Probably not, I wouldn’t ask him either.

Anyway d’you wanna help me with this science thing or not?

Wait… you want me to help you now?

Duh. why do you think I asked?

Neil’s probably doing other sciencey crap, David doesn’t want us playing with these, gwen’s probably readibg her gay vampire erotica, QM is a creep, everyone else would probably try to eat ‘em. You’re the only other one here who likes science, really.

Gay Vampire… oh my god, you know what erotica is?

Nevermind… yes, I’ll help you. Parental supervision and all that. I-I mean, adult supervision! Not… not parent. Sorry.

Eh, no big deal. You’re pretty much like a father figure or whatever.

Let’s go fill a bucket with lakewater and pondscum and throw some tide pods in it!

A father figure…?
(-﹏-。)

O-okay, buddy. Um, let’s go!