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Max, is everything okay?

Yeah yeah, everything’s fine I just needed to ask,,

I have so many questions right now. But first, is there something that needs immediate attention? Like a diaper change or food or something?

he’s like 6, fully potty trained and stuff like that.

Ah, okay. He’s six…

My first question is what the happened? Aren’t you supposed
to be, like, ten?

Yeah,, but he’s from an anon and I’m attached and he’s my son

You’re both children. I mean, I’ll help you, Max… but I am concerned.

So…what’s his name?

I think I’m doing okay so far,,, his name is Charlie.

That’s a good name. But Max, I’m just concerned because you’re a child yourself. And… well, you need to have time to yourself to be a kid.

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Max, is everything okay?

Yeah yeah, everything’s fine I just needed to ask,,

I have so many questions right now. But first, is there something that needs immediate attention? Like a diaper change or food or something?

he’s like 6, fully potty trained and stuff like that.

Ah, okay. He’s six…

My first question is what the happened? Aren’t you supposed
to be, like, ten?

Yeah,, but he’s from an anon and I’m attached and he’s my son

You’re both children. I mean, I’ll help you, Max… but I am concerned.

So…what’s his name?

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Max, is everything okay?

Yeah yeah, everything’s fine I just needed to ask,,

I have so many questions right now. But first, is there something that needs immediate attention? Like a diaper change or food or something?

he’s like 6, fully potty trained and stuff like that.

Ah, okay. He’s six…

My first question is what the happened? Aren’t you supposed
to be, like, ten?

Uh, kiddo? No offense, but you look kinda sick. You feeling okay?

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*laughs* hell fucking no, dude

*he chuckles and kicks his feet excidedly* being a scientist seems fun..!

Oh, it definitely is! And it’s a great feeling to make a discovery, no matter how small.

maybe i could help find out what’s up with black holes!

Maybe you will! Heh… It’s really good to see kids interested
in science, these days…

there are a couple other kids here that like science more then me.. *he looks up at the sky* .. do you ever wonder how it would look or feel if you could see the stars during the day?

*shrugs* Sometimes. Sometimes though, if you look really
carefully, you can see lights in the sky that look like stars – those would be
our nearby planetoid neighbors or even the International Space Station and
other satellites.

internat- internatel– we have a space station? how many satellites are there?

Yeah, there’s a space station. And there’s plenty of
satellites – phone companies and TV companies and weather stations have their
stuff up there.

Uh, kiddo? No offense, but you look kinda sick. You feeling okay?

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*laughs* hell fucking no, dude

*he chuckles and kicks his feet excidedly* being a scientist seems fun..!

Oh, it definitely is! And it’s a great feeling to make a discovery, no matter how small.

maybe i could help find out what’s up with black holes!

Maybe you will! Heh… It’s really good to see kids interested
in science, these days…

there are a couple other kids here that like science more then me.. *he looks up at the sky* .. do you ever wonder how it would look or feel if you could see the stars during the day?

*shrugs* Sometimes. Sometimes though, if you look really
carefully, you can see lights in the sky that look like stars – those would be
our nearby planetoid neighbors or even the International Space Station and
other satellites.

Uh, kiddo? No offense, but you look kinda sick. You feeling okay?

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*laughs* hell fucking no, dude

*he chuckles and kicks his feet excidedly* being a scientist seems fun..!

Oh, it definitely is! And it’s a great feeling to make a discovery, no matter how small.

maybe i could help find out what’s up with black holes!

Maybe you will! Heh… It’s really good to see kids interested
in science, these days…

Uh, kiddo? No offense, but you look kinda sick. You feeling okay?

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*laughs* hell fucking no, dude

*he
trembles slightly and takes some tissues* .. t-thanks.. *he dried his
tears quickly and glanced around* c-.. can we go back to talking a-about
fish..?

*he nods* Sure… absolutely. *Carlos plans to talk to the
counselors and try to get into touch with Max’s parents – they need to know
what happened anyway. But he kind of dreads meeting them.*

*he stands up and gently takes Max’s hand to walk him over
to sit at the fire pit* Let’s go sit down. So, when I get the tackle and
license I can teach you how to fish. As a kid, you’ll be able to do it without
a license as long as an adult is watching you.

r-really? *he smiles slightly, looking up at the other* … what’s a ‘tackle’?

Oh, it just means the bait and line and hooks and stuff.

why not just call it ‘fishing kit’ then? *he glances around the fire pit before sitting*

*Carlos just shrugs* I’m not sure – I’m a scientist, not a
vocabulary expert. *he sits down next to Max*

the english language is weird… alot of things are weird if you think about it *he looked out over the lake* but i guess that’s just life..

Yeah. But part of a scientist’s job is finding explanations
for the weird. Not in language, but in life I mean.

but what if you can’t find an explanation? what if there are no explanations? *he tilted his head slightly*

Sometimes that just means we don’t have the technology to
figure it out yet. Like black holes? Where the stuff  that they suck up goes – we don’t know yet.
We don’t have anything that can tell us yet.

… what if you could travel to the future, but when you asked the future scientist about something, they still didn’t know? like you go billions and billions of years in the future but no one knows?

*shrugs* Well, it doesn’t mean that someone isn’t going to
be asking the question. Science is really about asking questions. That’s what
it always is gonna be.

huh.. *he looks back to the lake* i have a lot of questions.. maybe one day i could be a scientist *he smiled softly*

*smiles widely* Absolutely! If you want to, go for it!

Uh, kiddo? No offense, but you look kinda sick. You feeling okay?

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*laughs* hell fucking no, dude

*he
trembles slightly and takes some tissues* .. t-thanks.. *he dried his
tears quickly and glanced around* c-.. can we go back to talking a-about
fish..?

*he nods* Sure… absolutely. *Carlos plans to talk to the
counselors and try to get into touch with Max’s parents – they need to know
what happened anyway. But he kind of dreads meeting them.*

*he stands up and gently takes Max’s hand to walk him over
to sit at the fire pit* Let’s go sit down. So, when I get the tackle and
license I can teach you how to fish. As a kid, you’ll be able to do it without
a license as long as an adult is watching you.

r-really? *he smiles slightly, looking up at the other* … what’s a ‘tackle’?

Oh, it just means the bait and line and hooks and stuff.

why not just call it ‘fishing kit’ then? *he glances around the fire pit before sitting*

*Carlos just shrugs* I’m not sure – I’m a scientist, not a
vocabulary expert. *he sits down next to Max*

the english language is weird… alot of things are weird if you think about it *he looked out over the lake* but i guess that’s just life..

Yeah. But part of a scientist’s job is finding explanations
for the weird. Not in language, but in life I mean.

but what if you can’t find an explanation? what if there are no explanations? *he tilted his head slightly*

Sometimes that just means we don’t have the technology to
figure it out yet. Like black holes? Where the stuff  that they suck up goes – we don’t know yet.
We don’t have anything that can tell us yet.

… what if you could travel to the future, but when you asked the future scientist about something, they still didn’t know? like you go billions and billions of years in the future but no one knows?

*shrugs* Well, it doesn’t mean that someone isn’t going to
be asking the question. Science is really about asking questions. That’s what
it always is gonna be.