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Heck yeah, absolutely! Going to the store!

Maybe I dunno. QM might have some.

I don’t think we should use anything that the Quartermaster has. We’ll see if there’s a funnel or something while we’re out.

One chicken bear and suddenly he’s unreliable? wow okay.

I get the feeling there’s more than just the chicken-bear going on with that guy, Max.

Like a chicken moose or something?

I…. maybe? I don’t know. But what sort of person makes a teddy bear out of raw chicken?

Quartermaster.

I was thinking more someone who might have violent tendencies toward animals. Who the Quartermaster seems to be exhibiting…

So a phycopath? I knew that he was a phycopath the first time I went off with him. He straight up stabbed a fucking squirrel, dude!

He what?? First of all, not cool in front of children! But Max, even if we’re sure he is a psychopath, we can’t just say so without actual knowledge of a diagnosis. It’s not politically correct to say so.

Again, this brings me to why I don’t want to ask him for anything.

Carlos we need a full pack of mentos and a two liter soda no time for questions only science! – max-searchhistory

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Heck yeah, absolutely! Going to the store!

Maybe I dunno. QM might have some.

I don’t think we should use anything that the Quartermaster has. We’ll see if there’s a funnel or something while we’re out.

One chicken bear and suddenly he’s unreliable? wow okay.

I get the feeling there’s more than just the chicken-bear going on with that guy, Max.

Like a chicken moose or something?

I…. maybe? I don’t know. But what sort of person makes a teddy bear out of raw chicken?

Quartermaster.

I was thinking more someone who might have violent tendencies toward animals. Who the Quartermaster seems to be exhibiting…

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Heck yeah, absolutely! Going to the store!

Maybe I dunno. QM might have some.

I don’t think we should use anything that the Quartermaster has. We’ll see if there’s a funnel or something while we’re out.

One chicken bear and suddenly he’s unreliable? wow okay.

I get the feeling there’s more than just the chicken-bear going on with that guy, Max.

Like a chicken moose or something?

I…. maybe? I don’t know. But what sort of person makes a teddy bear out of raw chicken?

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Heck yeah, absolutely! Going to the store!

Maybe I dunno. QM might have some.

I don’t think we should use anything that the Quartermaster has. We’ll see if there’s a funnel or something while we’re out.

One chicken bear and suddenly he’s unreliable? wow okay.

I get the feeling there’s more than just the chicken-bear going on with that guy, Max.

*he holds up a marker* hey Carlos, wanna sign my cast? -dedmax

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Wha? Um, I guess? I… what happened, Max?

*he chuckles* you don’t have to worry about me resting, i won’t be ju- falling off any roofs anytime soon..!

Or doing much of anything else, right? Gosh, after you get that cast off there’ll be physical therapy to worry about. I should probably read up on that…

physical therapy? what? i’ve broken alot of bones before but i’ve never gone to ‘physical therapy’.. *he glanced away*

Well, it’s just to help you build up your muscle again so you don’t break or strain so soon. I’ll help, don’t worry. You, uh… I did notice that you already do get in a lot of ‘accidents’, Max, so I”m not surprised you’ve broken something before.

less then half if them were actual accidents thanks Carlos *he smiles alightly*

You’re welcome, Max. Again, if you need anything… just let me know. Even if it’s help opening a soda.

*he chuckles* alright, i’ll try to find you the next time i get some soda

Heheh. I’m serious though, Max. Anything you need, okay? I don’t want you to strain yourself.

*he nods* alright Carlos, i get it..

Ah… right. Okay. Um… so, I hope you have a quick recovery.

*he holds up a marker* hey Carlos, wanna sign my cast? -dedmax

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Wha? Um, I guess? I… what happened, Max?

*he chuckles* you don’t have to worry about me resting, i won’t be ju- falling off any roofs anytime soon..!

Or doing much of anything else, right? Gosh, after you get that cast off there’ll be physical therapy to worry about. I should probably read up on that…

physical therapy? what? i’ve broken alot of bones before but i’ve never gone to ‘physical therapy’.. *he glanced away*

Well, it’s just to help you build up your muscle again so you don’t break or strain so soon. I’ll help, don’t worry. You, uh… I did notice that you already do get in a lot of ‘accidents’, Max, so I”m not surprised you’ve broken something before.

less then half if them were actual accidents thanks Carlos *he smiles alightly*

You’re welcome, Max. Again, if you need anything… just let me know. Even if it’s help opening a soda.

*he chuckles* alright, i’ll try to find you the next time i get some soda

Heheh. I’m serious though, Max. Anything you need, okay? I don’t want you to strain yourself.

Max. We’ve gotta talk.

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why do i feel like i would rather run away-

You want to –? Max, I’m not going to hurt you. But I do have something very serious to discuss with you.

Where are you getting the alcohol, Max?

*he glanced away, holding his arm tightly* nowhere..

Max… please. I’m trying to look out for you. I want you to be safe and I want to help you make good decisions.

*he holds his breath before replying* i-i’ve been stealing it..

*is silent for a second.* Oh, Max…

*he just quietly looks at the ground*

*sighs* Let’s… let’s go get it then. And dump it.

*he nods slightly, still tightly holding his arm*

Show me where it is, Max. I’ll help you get rid of it.

*he glanced towards the forest, speaking quietly* o-okay..

*Carlos looks to the forest as well and nods.* Go on, Max. I’m right with you.

Max. We’ve gotta talk.

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why do i feel like i would rather run away-

You want to –? Max, I’m not going to hurt you. But I do have something very serious to discuss with you.

Where are you getting the alcohol, Max?

*he glanced away, holding his arm tightly* nowhere..

Max… please. I’m trying to look out for you. I want you to be safe and I want to help you make good decisions.

*he holds his breath before replying* i-i’ve been stealing it..

*is silent for a second.* Oh, Max…

*he just quietly looks at the ground*

*sighs* Let’s… let’s go get it then. And dump it.

*he nods slightly, still tightly holding his arm*

Show me where it is, Max. I’ll help you get rid of it.

*he holds up a marker* hey Carlos, wanna sign my cast? -dedmax

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Wha? Um, I guess? I… what happened, Max?

*he chuckles* you don’t have to worry about me resting, i won’t be ju- falling off any roofs anytime soon..!

Or doing much of anything else, right? Gosh, after you get that cast off there’ll be physical therapy to worry about. I should probably read up on that…

physical therapy? what? i’ve broken alot of bones before but i’ve never gone to ‘physical therapy’.. *he glanced away*

Well, it’s just to help you build up your muscle again so you don’t break or strain so soon. I’ll help, don’t worry. You, uh… I did notice that you already do get in a lot of ‘accidents’, Max, so I”m not surprised you’ve broken something before.

less then half if them were actual accidents thanks Carlos *he smiles alightly*

You’re welcome, Max. Again, if you need anything… just let me know. Even if it’s help opening a soda.