There is one person in this world – with whom I have had personal interaction (so it’s not a hypothetical ‘if I were to ever meet this guy) – who, if I were to ever see him again and recognize him, I would not hesitate to beat the ever-living shit out of him. It has been over fifteen years, but I will never forget the absolute scumminess and shit-fucker of a person that he was. Believe me, he fucking deserves it.