Isn’t… Dan the one who picked him up to bring him back to camp?
Guys, I’m getting mixed signals here…
No, not Dan. Dan*! There’s someone trying to steal Dan’s identity. And since Max and Dan are friends, that asshole wants to get rid of Max. But I am not going to let that happen.
Oh, Dan* with an asterisk!
Wait, where are they? How can I help??
Oh, no, Dan* hasn’t done anything to Max yet, thankfully, but if he does anything you could just call the police, I guess? This man should definitely go to jail, honestly…..
.. Then let’s call the police now. *his finger hovers over the screen of his phone*
Yeah, that’s probably for the best…
*dials and waits for a pick-up.* Neil, you have more information to give – would you mind helping me talk to the department?
I can give you a description of what he looks like but… thats it, really…
Well, you know more about him than I do, don’t you? Like his past and stuff… it might help the police get here faster if they knew this guy had priors for something or other.