Carlos some guy named ‘Dan*’ is threatening to kidnap DedMax

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Isn’t… Dan the one who picked him up to bring him back to camp?

Guys, I’m getting mixed signals here…

No, not Dan. Dan*! There’s someone trying to steal Dan’s identity. And since Max and Dan are friends, that asshole wants to get rid of Max. But I am not going to let that happen.

Oh, Dan* with an asterisk!

Wait, where are they? How can I help??

Oh, no, Dan* hasn’t done anything to Max yet, thankfully, but if he does anything you could just call the police, I guess? This man should definitely go to jail, honestly…..

.. Then let’s call the police now. *his finger hovers over the screen of his phone*

Yeah, that’s probably for the best…

*dials and waits for a pick-up.* Neil, you have more information to give – would you mind helping me talk to the department?

I can give you a description of what he looks like but… thats it, really…

Well, you know more about him than I do, don’t you? Like his past and stuff… it might help the police get here faster if they knew this guy had priors for something or other.

Carlos some guy named ‘Dan*’ is threatening to kidnap DedMax

dedneilsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

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the-perfect-scientist:

Isn’t… Dan the one who picked him up to bring him back to camp?

Guys, I’m getting mixed signals here…

No, not Dan. Dan*! There’s someone trying to steal Dan’s identity. And since Max and Dan are friends, that asshole wants to get rid of Max. But I am not going to let that happen.

Oh, Dan* with an asterisk!

Wait, where are they? How can I help??

Oh, no, Dan* hasn’t done anything to Max yet, thankfully, but if he does anything you could just call the police, I guess? This man should definitely go to jail, honestly…..

.. Then let’s call the police now. *his finger hovers over the screen of his phone*

Yeah, that’s probably for the best…

*dials and waits for a pick-up.* Neil, you have more information to give – would you mind helping me talk to the department?

Carlos some guy named ‘Dan*’ is threatening to kidnap DedMax

dedneilsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

dedneilsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

Isn’t… Dan the one who picked him up to bring him back to camp?

Guys, I’m getting mixed signals here…

No, not Dan. Dan*! There’s someone trying to steal Dan’s identity. And since Max and Dan are friends, that asshole wants to get rid of Max. But I am not going to let that happen.

Oh, Dan* with an asterisk!

Wait, where are they? How can I help??

Oh, no, Dan* hasn’t done anything to Max yet, thankfully, but if he does anything you could just call the police, I guess? This man should definitely go to jail, honestly…..

.. Then let’s call the police now. *his finger hovers over the screen of his phone*

Carlos some guy named ‘Dan*’ is threatening to kidnap DedMax

dedneilsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

Isn’t… Dan the one who picked him up to bring him back to camp?

Guys, I’m getting mixed signals here…

No, not Dan. Dan*! There’s someone trying to steal Dan’s identity. And since Max and Dan are friends, that asshole wants to get rid of Max. But I am not going to let that happen.

Oh, Dan* with an asterisk!

Wait, where are they? How can I help??

Carlos, you remember DedMax, right? He has a boyfriend now!

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Of course I remember (Ded)Max! He has a boyfriend?

Is this a good thing? Who’s his boyfriend?

Uh…

*He hesitantly raises his hand*

I- uh.. I guess that boyfriend would be me…

Oh – you? You’re Neil, right? *smiles at the child*

Uh, Y-yes Sir! *He let out a quiet, nervous chuckle*

Nice to meet you! I’m Carlos the Scientist. *he offers the kid a hand to shake*

It’s nice to meet you too, Carlos..! *He shook Carlos’ hand, smiling softly up at him*

So how are you and Max doing?

Well, uh, p-pretty good! We only started dating yesterday but.. it-it’s going pretty well!

Oh that’s good. You should know, dating is to help you to get to know each other. I hope you two have fun.

Carlos, you remember DedMax, right? He has a boyfriend now!

dedneilsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

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Of course I remember (Ded)Max! He has a boyfriend?

Is this a good thing? Who’s his boyfriend?

Uh…

*He hesitantly raises his hand*

I- uh.. I guess that boyfriend would be me…

Oh – you? You’re Neil, right? *smiles at the child*

Uh, Y-yes Sir! *He let out a quiet, nervous chuckle*

Nice to meet you! I’m Carlos the Scientist. *he offers the kid a hand to shake*

It’s nice to meet you too, Carlos..! *He shook Carlos’ hand, smiling softly up at him*

So how are you and Max doing?

Carlos, you remember DedMax, right? He has a boyfriend now!

dedneilsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

dedneilsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

Of course I remember (Ded)Max! He has a boyfriend?

Is this a good thing? Who’s his boyfriend?

Uh…

*He hesitantly raises his hand*

I- uh.. I guess that boyfriend would be me…

Oh – you? You’re Neil, right? *smiles at the child*

Uh, Y-yes Sir! *He let out a quiet, nervous chuckle*

Nice to meet you! I’m Carlos the Scientist. *he offers the kid a hand to shake*