smol-and-passionate:

so i’m sick again. I’m off work today, at least, but I dunno if i’m
going to get better tomorrow. if not then I can’t go to work (because a
coworker has MS and his meds beat his immune system to a useless pulp).

I’m
just not happy about it… I’ve called in sick twice a couple weeks
ago. And this is a smaller company I work for so they do miss me when
I’m not there. Just… ick… I don’t wanna call in again so soon.

The last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is s̕om̡e̷o͠n̵e’̴s f̕oot̀ ̧fu͏ng͟us. B͡u̡t̛̀́ ͡͡ąs̕͜ ̸i̢t̢ ̛t̷̶u҉̕͢r̸̷n͜s͜͜͝ ̀̕ó͠u̧͠t͟,̢ ţ̴̨͢͡h̵̷͜à̸͡t͝ ̴̴m̶̢̨͟į̶̡̛̀ģ̸́͟h̨͢͜͞t̶̢́ ̵b̨͏͏e̵͟ ̵̡͟w̷͢͝ḩ́͢͡͡á̷͘t͘ ҉̸̧̕y҉̨̀͠o̷̕͞ų̸̴͡ ̵̀́̀g͜͞e̴͢͠͠t̸̷̛͢.͏̧͞

purifiedmaxx:

the-perfect-scientist:

((why you put this dank meme in my inbox.

why you make me see this with my own eyes?

Where are your parents?

(( o shit didn’t expect that kinda reaction

((