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There could be trees on the moon and we just can’t see them with our telescopes. After all, how many telescopes were designed to look at trees?
Our eyes are very good at seeing trees, and I’ve seen the moon many times. Where would they be?
OK, maybe your eyes are good at seeing trees that you’ve seen, but the moon probably has trees that you haven’t seen. I mean, think about it. All the trees you’ve ever seen in your life are trees that you have seen… for all you know, you could be completely blind to trees that you haven’t seen
Meteorites are a tricky thing. As Science™ tells us, most contain a highly corrosive, sentient jelly that wants to absorb everything, growing geometrically larger in the process.
Then there are the meteorites that just explode.
We don’t have much in the way of advice to offer regarding the former, but we have a couple tips about the latter.*
TIP #1 If the meteorite explodes, try not to get blown up.
TIP #2 If you do happen to get blown up, maybe put a bandage on it or something. Just don’t whine so much.
* We leave it to you to figure out which is which.
The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks
and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED
the culprits were horses
HEY THIS IS BAD
My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden – he looked healthier than they did.
The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests.
1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.
2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.
3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.
4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.
5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.
6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.
Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k
I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”
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