Uh… look into Muslim or Hindu traditional clothing suppliers? I don’t own any chudder… sorry.
Tag: the nipple saga
Okay. I’LL DO IT!! I’ll get some edible red paint and join the cause. I won’t let you down!!

Atta-pal.
Carlos, I’m hurt. I thought you trusted me. Can’t you at least give them a pat?
Call your senator. Call them all. And if your bosom requires stimulation, paint “Net Neutrality” on them – that way if you must flaunt them, then people will be aware of the issue.
Carlos, put your hands down my shirt pronto. It’s the ONLY WAY to save the internet!!!
GET YOUR NASTY BOSOM AWAY
You want to continue harassing me? Go to Battleforthenet.com and contact your senators! We only need one more vote!
Happy Double-D versary~!!!!!
I am A cup, thank you very much!!
i love the absolute radio silence of nipnonymous for like, 8 months, and then all of a sudden, right back at it. also? the fact that this has been going on for TWO YEARS??? remarkable, truly.
Two years? Really? *checks the tag*


As Carlos is chained in the cellar, where I practice taking off all of my bras with my teeth, tongue, and sometimes my third nipple, all I can do is provide comfort and entertainment for my poor sad friend.

Did you miss me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I missed all three of you.
*claps hands over chest*

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) One of these days those melons will be mine, good sir.



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