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FaTHeR I CRaVe CHuDDeR

Uh… look into Muslim or Hindu traditional clothing suppliers? I don’t own any chudder… sorry.

theperfectscientist Uncategorized Leave a comment May 28, 2018 1 Minute

Okay. I’LL DO IT!! I’ll get some edible red paint and join the cause. I won’t let you down!!

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Atta-pal.

theperfectscientist Uncategorized Leave a comment May 9, 2018 1 Minute

Carlos, I’m hurt. I thought you trusted me. Can’t you at least give them a pat?

Call your senator. Call them all. And if your bosom requires stimulation, paint “Net Neutrality” on them – that way if you must flaunt them, then people will be aware of the issue.

theperfectscientist Uncategorized Leave a comment May 9, 2018 1 Minute

Carlos, put your hands down my shirt pronto. It’s the ONLY WAY to save the internet!!!

GET YOUR NASTY BOSOM AWAY

You want to continue harassing me? Go to Battleforthenet.com and contact your senators! We only need one more vote!

theperfectscientist Uncategorized Leave a comment May 9, 2018 1 Minute

Happy Double-D versary~!!!!!

I am A cup, thank you very much!!

theperfectscientist Uncategorized Leave a comment May 5, 2018 1 Minute

i love the absolute radio silence of nipnonymous for like, 8 months, and then all of a sudden, right back at it. also? the fact that this has been going on for TWO YEARS??? remarkable, truly.

Two years? Really? *checks the tag*

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theperfectscientist Uncategorized Leave a comment May 5, 2018 1 Minute

As Carlos is chained in the cellar, where I practice taking off all of my bras with my teeth, tongue, and sometimes my third nipple, all I can do is provide comfort and entertainment for my poor sad friend.

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theperfectscientist Uncategorized Leave a comment May 4, 2018 1 Minute

Did you miss me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I missed all three of you.

*claps hands over chest*

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theperfectscientist Uncategorized Leave a comment May 3, 2018 1 Minute

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) One of these days those melons will be mine, good sir.

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theperfectscientist Uncategorized Leave a comment May 3, 2018 1 Minute
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