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HOW TO CARE FOR EXTROVERTS:
-walk in on them at all times. The naked-er, the better
-Humiliate them constantly they love it
-Just throw them into the pit
-Who is “think?” if you can’t snort it then the extrovert doesn’t want it
-Interrupt them constantly
-Surprise! You’re fired, and we took your house. Get the fuck
-Kick in their door and rip their laptop in half with your bare hands and scream “DINNER NOW” in their faces
-Again, public humiliation is always a plus. big plus
-“See? It’s easy. Now fly this fucking plane or we’re all going to die”
-Emotional connections are foreign to the extrovert. If a friend moves, they are immediately erased from the extrovert’s memory. Extroverts lack a concept of object permanence
-A lone extrovert is a dead extrovert
-For the love of christ, never expose an extrovert to a book. All forms of literature are fatal to an extrovert. If you stop the party they die. if you stop the party they die dude
The Perfect Scientist 