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how it was meant to be. He went back to his office with a smug grin.

Carlos went back to the motel. He grabbed lunch from a nearby shop (that sandwich had entirely too much mayo on it!) and gathered up more of his sensory equipment that he needed. He returned to the hill where the mansion sat, weapons still drawn, and started to set up a safe distance away. Walking the perimeter confirmed that the source of the strange energy was within the mansion, so Carlos naturally proceeded to start taking infrared pictures and making logs in composition notebooks (thank God he didn’t have to hide his pens anymore!)

Black Hat went about his usual routine, filming commercials, shipping out products, doing paperwork, etc. He glanced out the window as he walked past and scowled. The human was back. Dammit it to hell.

Carlos sat across the street from the mansion, propped against the hood of his car with his infrared camera aimed at the house. Or actually, aimed toward the base of the house – he suspected that maybe whatever it was causing the energy readings it might be underground. However, he did see movement in the upper part of the screen. Looking he could see a top-hatted figure in the window. He smiled and gave a little polite wave before looking down at his notebook and writing some of his observations down. He wanted to try an echo-locator in a bit to check for underground structures in a bit.

Black Hat snarled softly to himself. “FLUG! GET THE DAMN HAT BOT!” He shouted loudly to his scientist, storming away from the window. There was a faint cry of a terrified ‘yes sir!’ before a large robot suddenly came out of the manor.

Carlos looked up when he heard a loud mechanical clanging as something walked toward him. When he saw it, his jaw dropped. “Oh my god…” he said softly, staring at the large, hulking robot coming toward him.

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“What would a scientist want with my city? Do you have a death wish, pathetic mortal?” Black Hat hissed lowly, his eye narrowed down at him. “You must be an idiot if you dare speak to me in such a familiar manor.”

“I just told you, I’m searching for an energy source that my instruments are picking up,” Carlos explained. “And I’m not being familiar – I’m being polite. You’re the one who’s leaning into my personal space, however.”

Carlos got the antennae back in both hands and looked down at his machine. It had been beeping rather aggressively at him for a little bit… he must be close. Though glancing at his danger meter Carlos could see that the needle was steadily moving further into the red zone, well on its way to the red zone. He hummed to himself – the energy source must be very unpredictable, he thought.

Black Hat began to exude some sort of dark energy. “You must be stupid if you aren’t shaking in your pathetic skin.” He smirked much wider than any human should be able to do, revealing razor sharp, acid green teeth.

Carlos looked back up at the other being, and seeing his smile he gave a startled shudder. “I… wow… nice teeth. I knew a guy who smiled like that. His, uh… his name was Kevin.” Carlos cleared his throat slightly. God, this was getting very awkward. “Look, pal, I’m not going to hurt anything, I promise. I just have questions that I wanna answer… that’s the whole basis of science. I… Are you familiar with science at all?”

“No. That is why I hire a scientist.” He growled softly. “Get you business done with and leave my island, before you mysteriously vanish off of this earth.” He smirked sadistically and turned on his heal, striding back towards his manor.

Carlos watched him leave, confused by his demeanor. “Um… alright,” he said, and he turned away to keep walking.

However, when he did the beeping from his machine suddenly slowed and the numbers dropped. Meanwhile, the danger-meter needle was stuck between orange and blood-orange. Curious, Carlos turned back toward the hat-shaped mansion and the retreating humanoid, and immediately the machine’s beeping picked up again.

“Oh… oh, interesting…”

Black Hat entered his home again, turning on the security system while he did so. He would watch this new human closely.

Carlos heard a loud mechanical whirring noise and by the time he looked back at the mansion various mechanical arms had sprouted from behind the building and there was a wicked assortment of weaponry aimed directly at him. Carlos jumped in shock, and a bit of concern for his personal safety. However, the weaponry didn’t do anything – just pointed at him. Because he was still on the sidewalk.

Okay, the top-hat person was unsociable (but really, were City Council back in Night Vale). Carlos backed away slowly, the beeping on his machine going slower with each step. Time to go back and get some longer-range scanners, he supposed.

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“What would a scientist want with my city? Do you have a death wish, pathetic mortal?” Black Hat hissed lowly, his eye narrowed down at him. “You must be an idiot if you dare speak to me in such a familiar manor.”

“I just told you, I’m searching for an energy source that my instruments are picking up,” Carlos explained. “And I’m not being familiar – I’m being polite. You’re the one who’s leaning into my personal space, however.”

Carlos got the antennae back in both hands and looked down at his machine. It had been beeping rather aggressively at him for a little bit… he must be close. Though glancing at his danger meter Carlos could see that the needle was steadily moving further into the red zone, well on its way to the red zone. He hummed to himself – the energy source must be very unpredictable, he thought.

Black Hat began to exude some sort of dark energy. “You must be stupid if you aren’t shaking in your pathetic skin.” He smirked much wider than any human should be able to do, revealing razor sharp, acid green teeth.

Carlos looked back up at the other being, and seeing his smile he gave a startled shudder. “I… wow… nice teeth. I knew a guy who smiled like that. His, uh… his name was Kevin.” Carlos cleared his throat slightly. God, this was getting very awkward. “Look, pal, I’m not going to hurt anything, I promise. I just have questions that I wanna answer… that’s the whole basis of science. I… Are you familiar with science at all?”

“No. That is why I hire a scientist.” He growled softly. “Get you business done with and leave my island, before you mysteriously vanish off of this earth.” He smirked sadistically and turned on his heal, striding back towards his manor.

Carlos watched him leave, confused by his demeanor. “Um… alright,” he said, and he turned away to keep walking.

However, when he did the beeping from his machine suddenly slowed and the numbers dropped. Meanwhile, the danger-meter needle was stuck between orange and blood-orange. Curious, Carlos turned back toward the hat-shaped mansion and the retreating humanoid, and immediately the machine’s beeping picked up again.

“Oh… oh, interesting…”