chalupacabras:

introvertunites:

If you’re an introvert, follow introvertunites.

HOW TO CARE FOR EXTROVERTS:

-walk in on them at all times. The naked-er, the better

-Humiliate them constantly they love it

-Just throw them into the pit

-Who is “think?” if you can’t snort it then the extrovert doesn’t want it

-Interrupt them constantly

-Surprise! You’re fired, and we took your house. Get the fuck

-Kick in their door and rip their laptop in half with your bare hands and scream “DINNER NOW” in their faces

-Again, public humiliation is always a plus. big plus

-“See? It’s easy. Now fly this fucking plane or we’re all going to die”

-Emotional connections are foreign to the extrovert. If a friend moves, they are immediately erased from the extrovert’s memory. Extroverts lack a concept of object permanence

-A lone extrovert is a dead extrovert

-For the love of christ, never expose an extrovert to a book. All forms of literature are fatal to an extrovert. If you stop the party they die. if you stop the party they die dude

imp-deactivated20171219:

Son Of a Bitch Everything’s Real

punk-in-the-beerlight:

argumate:

advanced-procrastination:

haunt-halt:

pr1nceshawn:

Turning Your

Tinder Profile Into A Strip Tease.

@slime-moon

This dude is in 3008

I appreciate the level of commitment he had to this concept.

Outstanding

gudroo:

maxiesatanofficial:

You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.

surreal–memes:

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dr-archeville:

mori-esque:

bring-us-back-light:

politeq:

glumshoe:

pipistrellus:

kuttithevangu:

The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks

and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED

the culprits were horses

HEY THIS IS BAD

My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden – he looked healthier than they did.

The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests.

Horses have been known to also eat meat.

http://thehorseaholic.com/the-forgotten-story-of-meat-eating-horses/

1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.

2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.

3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.

4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.

5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.

6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.

Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k

I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”

Bad Horse, Bad Horse, the Thoroughbred of Sin…