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Tag: welcome to fucking night vale

what is the coolest rock you have?
probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are
what the fuck
how could you waste a egg
a what
this is triggering
Right up your alley @sixpenceee =)
TF
What the heck are those? Why did one spew out a root system? I am equally fascinated and horrified by this.
everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?
what the fuck
what the fuck
a MALE toaster oven
I support their forbidden gay love
“Not doin that again that burned”
“We both enjoyed that.”
I’m dying how did this get produced
He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned
”Put it in me, Scott”
@sixpenceee would you join us for dinner?
This is my type of dinner.
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