solitarelee:

Me: oh hey it’s that creepy fog siren vide-OOOOOH WHAT THE FUCK

Oh hell no

predictions for 2018

we will still continue to wear skinny jeans

undeniable proof of alien life will present itself

the public’s reaction will be very underwhelming

trump will reveal himself as a flat earther

‘are gay men really oppressed?’ will be the hot new tumblr discourse

a republican senator will be accused of cannibalism and the GOP will defend him by drawing comparisons to jesus at the last supper

zippygun:

magus-of-the-will:

steampunktendencies:

Creepy Walking Thing – Made by Tim Lewis

Hmmmm don’t like that shit at all

love it! i’ll take 12!

Gotta Thrift Fast

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

boymilk:

gooeyshark:

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

surreal–memes:

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You’ve heard Welcome to Nightvale, now get ready for

frogmeisterr:

fuck off from day mountain

dennys:

wereallgonnadieflick-blog:

dennys:

Kyle: “Hey Todd, looks like you’ve been pumpin’ iron.”
Todd: “Nope. Been pumpkin iron.” *flexes pumpkin piecep*

*bites piecep*

niuniente:

riverdancekat:

iguanamouth:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tolkientrash:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

werewolfjokewar:

Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

shes almost here

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

Always rebloging Sasha the Christmas Tiger ❤