Item: shoes that remove zombies and similar revenants’ mobility penalties, returning them to the level it would have been were they alive, minus one since the shoes are heels.
Soot tags gather after fires in areas with low circulation. They are not, as commonly believed, ash covered spider webs.
oh, well then what the FUCK are they???
They’re made of sticky particles from a polymer or petroleum based fire, like burning carpet, drapes, upholstery, and clothes. Due to a static charge, they chain together and naturally gather near ceiling corners because the rising hot air pushes them into the cool spots by convection.
Because they’re formed by static electricity, they can only be removed with professional chemicals and equipment. Attempting to remove them improperly will only break the chain before all the soot can be captured, leaving the remaining soot to spontaneously reform the webs later. Even worse, trying to wipe or wash them away can firmly adhere the soot to your wall or ceiling, which will permanently stain it.
A natural phenomena that only coincidentally resembles the damned webs of transdimensional ghost spiders.
This is actually a really useful product but oh my god what is this packaging?
My favourite part is what looks like…a severed head being used as a hand puppet by a hopefully human hand declaring “I enjoy” with a cold dead stare
Actual Product 10/10 v useful no messy hand
Product Packaging -1000000/10 what is this nO doin me a bad concern
I dont know whats more disturbing… The unusually long neck on that child, “fimally”, or that the egg looks like its made of dish detergent and a yellow bouncy ball.
I like how it helpfully informs us it includes one egg, despite the fact it is already very clear this is what it contains
But at the same time this makes me worry
why would it tell us this when we can see that
does it contain something else
what is in there
if not egg
am I in favor of ways to help people who have issues with simple task everyone else takes for granted? Hell yes.
But that child… can he be helped?… his neck… my god, his neck O_O
Good product!
EXTREMELY CURSED PACKAGING
Well, extremely cursed packaging is kinda Obvious Plant’s stock in trade.
Have they done this before O,O
Wait, wouldn’t this actually be harder to open than an actual egg? Because from the picture, it looks like you would have to cut through the packaging and then try to dump the egg into whatever it is you’re doing without getting it all over yourself, which is basically the same as an actual egg…
Are you suggesting that its promise of No Messy Hand is a lie O.O
The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.
Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.
The Perfect Scientist 