Carlos: What should I be for Halloween this year?
Cecil: My boyfriend
Carlos: …
Carlos: We’re literally married
Still… ♥
Well… okay uwu ♥
Tag: welcome to night vale
If Mormons came to Night Vale
– the first two people come and ring the doorbell
– a disembodied hand answers the door
– mormons just walk away
– they go to the next house
– 17 angles answer the door
– they ominously watch the mormons until they leave
– the next house… isn’t even real? Wait what?
– at the next house they go to they just get a lecture on the smiling god
– if they thought that was bad the blood stone circle lecture a few houses down that scared them for a week
– the last house they went to they were confronted by something truly horrifying
– a gay couple
– a Jewish gay couple
Yikes, but true,
Comforting tbh
Oh good, I am immortal
So far, the best way I’ve been able to explain Welcome to Night Vale is ““If John Mulaney wrote the Twilight Zone”
cracking open a cold one with Carlos the scientist. this has been the children’s fun fact science corner.
look around you. gay. look inside you. gay. go to sleep. gay. believe in a Smiling God. gay. it is everything
For once, the Smiling God and I agree about something.
Important street
Yes, very important. But also important… who is Stewart?
The Perfect Scientist 