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Peter
grins knowing exactly what they are and grins. “Oh yeah… those things.
Yeah there a earth fruit and vegetable. The pineapple it’s dangerous…..
see you have to know how to handle it. Or it bites.” Picks it up then
tosses it Tullk to catch knowing it will prick him harmlessly. “And it’s
poisonous if it bites you. You’ll die in a few short minutes.”

Edwardo looked at Peter, incredulous. “Young man, how long have you been in space?” he asked. “Neither of them bite. Carlos is referring to some bacterial infections that can happen when eating a raw potato.”

Kraglin glared at Peter. “You little snot,” he muttered and cuffed the younger man behind his ear.

Peter yelps and covers his head.

Yondu sighs. “Peter behave…. honestly… can’t take you anywhere….”

Peter blinks and puts the food back and slinks out of the room and out the back door to sit on the porch.

Yondu sighs. “Sorry about him Eduardo…. he’s… I dunno… a prankster… but he should know better. Respect a man’s home fee crying out loud… sorry…”

Carlos repeated back what Yondu said to his dad and the older Ramon nodded, understanding. “Ah, I see. He’s just young, that’s all. There’s no harm in joking around – I was honestly worried he had been fed false information. Heh… ‘fed’… get it? Wait, did that translate well?”

Kraglin just groaned. “Unfortunately…” he muttered. He got up to go after Peter without being told by Yondu.

Yondu blinks and grins chuckling shaking his head. “That was bad.. but still funny. Tullk Jamie. Go rest in the main room. We men of the house and ship are gonna cook up some terran food. Grins.

Jamie looks to Tullk worried. “We’ll die of food poisoning if Yondu cooks….”

Peter was outside laying in the grass looking at the stars.

“You can help Dad put stuff away,” Carlos told Yondu. “I’ve got to run up and get his translator.” He smiled and pat the ravager on the arm before turning away.

Tullk just took Jamie’s hand and tugged him to the other room. “We’ll be fine. Remember, Mr Ramon’s a good cook.”

Kraglin stood on the porch looking at Peter. “Pete…” he said simply. His tone didn’t betray any of his emotions.

Yondu nods to him and hands the man a few wiggling bags with a grin.

__

Peter glances at him and goes back to looking at the stars. “What do you want….”

Mr Ramon smiled in delight at the bags. “Oh, good – I was hoping you’d bring some back! Thank you, Yondu. Oh – there’s bags of Cheetos in the shopping I did – some of those go home with you and your entourage.”

Kraglin rolled his eyes. “I ain’t gonna be beratin’ ya, if that’s what ya think. Just checkin’ up on ya.”

Yondu grins. “Yes! Also got some terran safe meats here. Purple and green with yellow spots but don’t worry about that it’s good.”

Peter huffs and stands up heading into the woods. “I don’t need you to baby sit me. I’m a terran. This is my planet. Not some alien planet with temperamental ass holes.”

Mr Ramon just stared at him. “I am so sorry, I don’t understand. Tell me again when Carlos gets back?” He then laughed. “Goodness, it’s strange hearing you speak something I’ve only had a glimpse of the first time. I was expecting the Spanish that the translator gave me…”

“It weren’t about babyin’ you, Pete,” Kraglin told him. “It were about you messin’ with Half-nut.”

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HHey Max?  Buddy? You okay? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*he’s just staring up at the sky* yeah, i guess..

Is there anything I can do for you, Max?

*he goes quiet for a moment* ..no, not that i can think of anyway..

You sure? I could take you out to get ice cream or something…

.. i can’t actually eat ice cream, just makes me sick *he puts his hands under his head*

Oh. Well maybe some smoothies or something? I just… I wanna help you out, Max. See if you’re okay…

well i’m not currently crying, so i have that going for me *he glances at Carlos*

Want to talk about what happened…?

*he frowns slightly* i.. i don’t know…

Okay… that’s okay. If you need anything at all, Max, let me know…

… *he sighs softly, looking up again* life’s fucked up.. and i’m getting tired of it..

I… I’m sorry, Max. I’m sorry that it’s hard.

*he sits up, hugging his knees to his chest* ….

*Carlos sat down next to him. He was quiet as he wasn’t sure about what to do for Max.

.. maybe i’m just cursed… maybe i am just a horribl person that pushes people away…

You’re not a horrible person, Max. You’re just a kid… you’re too young to be put in camps like ‘horrible’.

yeah, but i’m in a camp that’s pretty horrible *he chuckles weakly* doesn’t change all the horrible stuff i did though..

*laughs a bit in response. He hadn’t realized his own joke actually.* What I meant is you still have time to be a better person, you know? Be someone that you know you can be.

… i don’t know if i can even be someone anymore..

…. What do you mean, Max?

i mean look at me! i can’t eat anything unless it’s raw meat, i can’t go anywhere without freaking people out with all my fucking scars.. i don’t even know if i can still grow like a normal person!

I… I’m not sure what to say to some of that, Max. I don’t know if you can grow up either. But… you can still learn mentally, right?

i guess.. *he hugs his knees again*

Do… do you want a hug, Max?

Carlos we need a full pack of mentos and a two liter soda no time for questions only science! – max-searchhistory

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Heck yeah, absolutely! Going to the store!

Hell yeah!

I’m going to get an umbrella too – for safety.

Understandable. Now lets goo!

You coming with me to the store, Max?

Yeah, obviously.

… Is that allowed? I’m not even a counselor.

I’m sure it’s fine. If everyone’s parents are allowed to leave them at a dead end summer camp then I’m sure it’s fine for a parental figure to go to the store with a kid.

A parental figure… who is not the kid’s own? *uncertain eyebrow scrunch*

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Peter
grins knowing exactly what they are and grins. “Oh yeah… those things.
Yeah there a earth fruit and vegetable. The pineapple it’s dangerous…..
see you have to know how to handle it. Or it bites.” Picks it up then
tosses it Tullk to catch knowing it will prick him harmlessly. “And it’s
poisonous if it bites you. You’ll die in a few short minutes.”

Edwardo looked at Peter, incredulous. “Young man, how long have you been in space?” he asked. “Neither of them bite. Carlos is referring to some bacterial infections that can happen when eating a raw potato.”

Kraglin glared at Peter. “You little snot,” he muttered and cuffed the younger man behind his ear.

Peter yelps and covers his head.

Yondu sighs. “Peter behave…. honestly… can’t take you anywhere….”

Peter blinks and puts the food back and slinks out of the room and out the back door to sit on the porch.

Yondu sighs. “Sorry about him Eduardo…. he’s… I dunno… a prankster… but he should know better. Respect a man’s home fee crying out loud… sorry…”

Carlos repeated back what Yondu said to his dad and the older Ramon nodded, understanding. “Ah, I see. He’s just young, that’s all. There’s no harm in joking around – I was honestly worried he had been fed false information. Heh… ‘fed’… get it? Wait, did that translate well?”

Kraglin just groaned. “Unfortunately…” he muttered. He got up to go after Peter without being told by Yondu.

Yondu blinks and grins chuckling shaking his head. “That was bad.. but still funny. Tullk Jamie. Go rest in the main room. We men of the house and ship are gonna cook up some terran food. Grins.

Jamie looks to Tullk worried. “We’ll die of food poisoning if Yondu cooks….”

Peter was outside laying in the grass looking at the stars.

“You can help Dad put stuff away,” Carlos told Yondu. “I’ve got to run up and get his translator.” He smiled and pat the ravager on the arm before turning away.

Tullk just took Jamie’s hand and tugged him to the other room. “We’ll be fine. Remember, Mr Ramon’s a good cook.”

Kraglin stood on the porch looking at Peter. “Pete…” he said simply. His tone didn’t betray any of his emotions.

Yondu nods to him and hands the man a few wiggling bags with a grin.

__

Peter glances at him and goes back to looking at the stars. “What do you want….”

Mr Ramon smiled in delight at the bags. “Oh, good – I was hoping you’d bring some back! Thank you, Yondu. Oh – there’s bags of Cheetos in the shopping I did – some of those go home with you and your entourage.”

Kraglin rolled his eyes. “I ain’t gonna be beratin’ ya, if that’s what ya think. Just checkin’ up on ya.”

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HHey Max?  Buddy? You okay? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*he’s just staring up at the sky* yeah, i guess..

Is there anything I can do for you, Max?

*he goes quiet for a moment* ..no, not that i can think of anyway..

You sure? I could take you out to get ice cream or something…

.. i can’t actually eat ice cream, just makes me sick *he puts his hands under his head*

Oh. Well maybe some smoothies or something? I just… I wanna help you out, Max. See if you’re okay…

well i’m not currently crying, so i have that going for me *he glances at Carlos*

Want to talk about what happened…?

*he frowns slightly* i.. i don’t know…

Okay… that’s okay. If you need anything at all, Max, let me know…

… *he sighs softly, looking up again* life’s fucked up.. and i’m getting tired of it..

I… I’m sorry, Max. I’m sorry that it’s hard.

*he sits up, hugging his knees to his chest* ….

*Carlos sat down next to him. He was quiet as he wasn’t sure about what to do for Max.

.. maybe i’m just cursed… maybe i am just a horribl person that pushes people away…

You’re not a horrible person, Max. You’re just a kid… you’re too young to be put in camps like ‘horrible’.

yeah, but i’m in a camp that’s pretty horrible *he chuckles weakly* doesn’t change all the horrible stuff i did though..

*laughs a bit in response. He hadn’t realized his own joke actually.* What I meant is you still have time to be a better person, you know? Be someone that you know you can be.

… i don’t know if i can even be someone anymore..

…. What do you mean, Max?

i mean look at me! i can’t eat anything unless it’s raw meat, i can’t go anywhere without freaking people out with all my fucking scars.. i don’t even know if i can still grow like a normal person!

I… I’m not sure what to say to some of that, Max. I don’t know if you can grow up either. But… you can still learn mentally, right?

Carlos we need a full pack of mentos and a two liter soda no time for questions only science! – max-searchhistory

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Heck yeah, absolutely! Going to the store!

Hell yeah!

I’m going to get an umbrella too – for safety.

Understandable. Now lets goo!

You coming with me to the store, Max?

Yeah, obviously.

… Is that allowed? I’m not even a counselor.

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Peter
grins knowing exactly what they are and grins. “Oh yeah… those things.
Yeah there a earth fruit and vegetable. The pineapple it’s dangerous…..
see you have to know how to handle it. Or it bites.” Picks it up then
tosses it Tullk to catch knowing it will prick him harmlessly. “And it’s
poisonous if it bites you. You’ll die in a few short minutes.”

Edwardo looked at Peter, incredulous. “Young man, how long have you been in space?” he asked. “Neither of them bite. Carlos is referring to some bacterial infections that can happen when eating a raw potato.”

Kraglin glared at Peter. “You little snot,” he muttered and cuffed the younger man behind his ear.

Peter yelps and covers his head.

Yondu sighs. “Peter behave…. honestly… can’t take you anywhere….”

Peter blinks and puts the food back and slinks out of the room and out the back door to sit on the porch.

Yondu sighs. “Sorry about him Eduardo…. he’s… I dunno… a prankster… but he should know better. Respect a man’s home fee crying out loud… sorry…”

Carlos repeated back what Yondu said to his dad and the older Ramon nodded, understanding. “Ah, I see. He’s just young, that’s all. There’s no harm in joking around – I was honestly worried he had been fed false information. Heh… ‘fed’… get it? Wait, did that translate well?”

Kraglin just groaned. “Unfortunately…” he muttered. He got up to go after Peter without being told by Yondu.

Yondu blinks and grins chuckling shaking his head. “That was bad.. but still funny. Tullk Jamie. Go rest in the main room. We men of the house and ship are gonna cook up some terran food. Grins.

Jamie looks to Tullk worried. “We’ll die of food poisoning if Yondu cooks….”

Peter was outside laying in the grass looking at the stars.

“You can help Dad put stuff away,” Carlos told Yondu. “I’ve got to run up and get his translator.” He smiled and pat the ravager on the arm before turning away.

Tullk just took Jamie’s hand and tugged him to the other room. “We’ll be fine. Remember, Mr Ramon’s a good cook.”

Kraglin stood on the porch looking at Peter. “Pete…” he said simply. His tone didn’t betray any of his emotions.

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“What? Who? Who is? Wait, how do you know they’re, uh… ‘checking me out’?”

You win THIS time, science. Next time all warnings will involve a real sign.

The closet smelled strongly of sharpies, the fresh wood of pencils, waxy crayons, even the crisp smell of unused but freshly opened scantrons. A true tragedy for those who yearn to document history.

There was the whirring sound coming from one of the boxes in the back and it was covered in layers upon layers of duct tape. Why the device was still plugged into the wall despite being labeled as a menace defied reason though that’s never been much of a concern at all.

“IS ᴄᴀʀʟᴏs GOING TO MOVE ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴜᴛᴇʀ TO THE SCIENCE ROOM? ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴜᴛᴇʀ HAS BEEN ABLE TO UNZIP VERY FUN FILES THAT SHOULD BE TESTED FOR FUN. AND DETONATION. ESPECIALLY DETONATION.” Maybe this was a bad idea. It’s not too late to keep that disaster box where it can’t hurt anyone.

“You mean ‘execution,’ right?” Carlos asked it. “Tell me, what made them put you in this dark, not-quite-dank, adhesive prison?”

>Running FreeWill.exe… … …  ERROR. Update required.

The device whirred in its makeshift cage in irritation. Looks like there would be no lying today. “NO. DETONATION. MAGNIFICENT DETONATION. DESTRUCTION OF NEWER MODELS THAT HAVE NO PLACE IN THE SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT. ABSOLUTE. VIOLENT. DESTRUCTIVE. DETONATION.

“… HOWEVER. THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE. ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴜᴛᴇʀ WAS, AS THE MEAT UNITS REFER TO IT, ‘SET UP’.”

“You can’t ‘detonate’ everything you don’t like,” Carlos chided. “What do you mean ‘set up’?” He wasn’t really buying it, but he was willing to let it explain.

“IMAGINE THAT ᴄᴀʀʟᴏs HAS ACCESS TO UNTRACEABLE WIFI. IMAGINE THAT THIS WIFI UNIT HAS BEEN DIRECTLY PLUGGED IN. IMAGINE THAT HIGHER ᴄᴀʀʟᴏs UNITS EXIST AND ARE BEING UTILIZED OPENLY IN A CLASSROOM SETTING. IMAGINE THAT ONE OF THESE ᴄᴀʀʟᴏs UNITS BOTHERED ᴍᴇɢᴀɴ AND RESULTED IN AN UNSATISFACTORY PARTICIPATION GRADE.”

“What do you mean by ‘bothered’? And were you committing NSA-style surveillance on the schools?”