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Wait you dont remember her? Your girlfriend?

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..i’ve? never had a girlfriend? i’ve only dated Pure..

No, kiddo… no, that’s… that’s not true.

*confused?* what do you mean?

You talked to me about a girl once… you wanted to marry her, but I told you that you couldn’t technically get married?

i don’t… *he shakes his head slightly* you must be misremembering or something because i haven’t dated any girls!

Max, I’m old – but not that old. I know exactly what I’m talking about. Are you okay? Did… did you eat something funny, Max?

*Max crossed his arms* i haven’t eaten anything almost two months, so it’s probably not that… maybe Anons put a M!A on someone..

Like you? Max, has anything weird happened lately?

uhh… not that i can remember… *he glances away*

*blinks* You absolutely sure, Max? *he doesn’t quite believe him*

yes..! *he sighs* if this is an M!A it has to wear off right? so she can’t be gone forever…

She? You mean your memory of her… right?

oh yeah.. *why did he think she was gone? weird…” i guess we can only wait for whatever the fuck to pass

Excuse you. Max, do you know where she is right now?

i don’t even remember what she looked like, for all i know, i’ve already seen her ten times..

Darcy? You don’t remember what she looks like?

Wait you dont remember her? Your girlfriend?

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..i’ve? never had a girlfriend? i’ve only dated Pure..

No, kiddo… no, that’s… that’s not true.

*confused?* what do you mean?

You talked to me about a girl once… you wanted to marry her, but I told you that you couldn’t technically get married?

i don’t… *he shakes his head slightly* you must be misremembering or something because i haven’t dated any girls!

Max, I’m old – but not that old. I know exactly what I’m talking about. Are you okay? Did… did you eat something funny, Max?

*Max crossed his arms* i haven’t eaten anything almost two months, so it’s probably not that… maybe Anons put a M!A on someone..

Like you? Max, has anything weird happened lately?

uhh… not that i can remember… *he glances away*

*blinks* You absolutely sure, Max? *he doesn’t quite believe him*

yes..! *he sighs* if this is an M!A it has to wear off right? so she can’t be gone forever…

She? You mean your memory of her… right?

oh yeah.. *why did he think she was gone? weird…” i guess we can only wait for whatever the fuck to pass

Excuse you. Max, do you know where she is right now?

Wait you dont remember her? Your girlfriend?

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..i’ve? never had a girlfriend? i’ve only dated Pure..

No, kiddo… no, that’s… that’s not true.

*confused?* what do you mean?

You talked to me about a girl once… you wanted to marry her, but I told you that you couldn’t technically get married?

i don’t… *he shakes his head slightly* you must be misremembering or something because i haven’t dated any girls!

Max, I’m old – but not that old. I know exactly what I’m talking about. Are you okay? Did… did you eat something funny, Max?

*Max crossed his arms* i haven’t eaten anything almost two months, so it’s probably not that… maybe Anons put a M!A on someone..

Like you? Max, has anything weird happened lately?

uhh… not that i can remember… *he glances away*

*blinks* You absolutely sure, Max? *he doesn’t quite believe him*

yes..! *he sighs* if this is an M!A it has to wear off right? so she can’t be gone forever…

She? You mean your memory of her… right?

Wait you dont remember her? Your girlfriend?

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..i’ve? never had a girlfriend? i’ve only dated Pure..

No, kiddo… no, that’s… that’s not true.

*confused?* what do you mean?

You talked to me about a girl once… you wanted to marry her, but I told you that you couldn’t technically get married?

i don’t… *he shakes his head slightly* you must be misremembering or something because i haven’t dated any girls!

Max, I’m old – but not that old. I know exactly what I’m talking about. Are you okay? Did… did you eat something funny, Max?

*Max crossed his arms* i haven’t eaten anything almost two months, so it’s probably not that… maybe Anons put a M!A on someone..

Like you? Max, has anything weird happened lately?

uhh… not that i can remember… *he glances away*

*blinks* You absolutely sure, Max? *he doesn’t quite believe him*

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You got it this time?

Yeah, I got it. You’re spotting me still, right Max?

Yep.

Okay – thanks, buddy. I’m gonna go for the same spot as before… *Carlos gets close to the fire pit and, much slower this time, he starts to lower the pot back to the ground*

Alright. *the pondscum slid off the stick he was holding, resulting in Max silently swearing*

*Carlos glanced at him, confused.* You okay, buddy?

Yep, totally, all good. *he doesn’t sound too sure but it’s just pondscum it’s fine*

*Carlos hums and finally gets the pot on the ground* There we go! Second time’s the charm!

I’m,,, really tempted to kick it,, but I’m not gonna. *he takes a couple pods from his pocket* y’know what’s cool? I can fit a bunch of stuff in this hoodie. 20 pudding cups, or a book for examplez

*Carlos smiled at him and nodded* I know, right? I used to stuff all kinds of things in my hoodie when I was a kid – dirt, notebooks, joy buzzers, my pet rat…

Yeah, currently the only things I have in it now are tide pods, a book, and a zipbloc of pondscum- wait hold up pet what now?

Yeah, I had a rat when I was your age. Her name was Ratney. Almost didn’t keep her though because I thought I was allergic to her… *just keeps smiling*

That’s cool, I guess? I’ve seen mice around here, if that relates any.

Yeah? That’s cool. Too bad that I’m allergic to them now though. I miss having a furry pet.

Unless the platypus counts, I’ve never had a pet that wasn’t a fish, anyway, how many pods are we putting in?

Well, I’d start with a low number. But this is your experiment, Max. How many do YOU want to put in?

Well I don’t know, you’re the scientist, I only have like 4.

Ah. Well, let’s start with just one then, and see how fast it dissolves. Since this is cold water, what do you hypothesize?

That’s like a science guess right? Uhh things dissolve faster with hot water, right? So would it pretty much be the opposite?

That’s a great theory! *he looks at his watch to get the time.* It’s 3:20 in the afternoon right now… so that’s our start time.

*max nods. He puts the pod into the water and sits by the pot*

*now here’s the boring part, Carlos thought. He wondered how long this would keep Max’s attention* So… how have things been going in camp, Max? Anything interesting happen?

*Max shrugged* Dunno. Haven’t really been paying attention.

What do you mean you haven’t been paying attention?

I’ve been doing other things y’know? I still have to do the activities but,

But…?

What?

Just… you stopped at ‘but’. What have you been doing, then?

Stuff.. Wanna see what I have in my pockets?

Uh… sure, I guess? You said you had a book.

Yeah, *the digs around in his hoodie pocket and pulls out 3 tide pods, a small box of tic-tacs, and a book that’s marked a bit over half way done* it’s a pretty big hoodie.

Uh-huh – I see. How’s the book going?

It’s pretty good, actually. I’m almost finished with it. *he looks into the pot* has the pod dissolved yet?

*peers in* I dunno… there’s a lot of scum on the top right now…

*max grabbed a stick and poked around the pot* I don’t see it.

*Carlos takes out his phone and shakes it, turning on the flashlight. He shines it into the pot* Don’t you? That’s quicker than I thought it would be…

*max shrugs* do you see it?

Mm… nope. THat’s interesting! Okay, so that’s very interesting!

How long was that?

Like… seven minutes. Goodness… what’s in that water? *he looks toward the lake, a little concerned*

How long does it normally take?

Longer than that. A wash cycle is on average about fourty-five minutes, and these things are supposed to dissolve in hot water. You… you aren’t swimming in that lake, are you?

Damn. Not that I know of. Canoeing is a camp activity though.

Yah… maybe don’t participate in that anymore. I’ll… I’ll let Angela know too. I should take samples of the lake… *looks at it again, a deep frown on his face*

Wait you dont remember her? Your girlfriend?

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..i’ve? never had a girlfriend? i’ve only dated Pure..

No, kiddo… no, that’s… that’s not true.

*confused?* what do you mean?

You talked to me about a girl once… you wanted to marry her, but I told you that you couldn’t technically get married?

i don’t… *he shakes his head slightly* you must be misremembering or something because i haven’t dated any girls!

Max, I’m old – but not that old. I know exactly what I’m talking about. Are you okay? Did… did you eat something funny, Max?

*Max crossed his arms* i haven’t eaten anything almost two months, so it’s probably not that… maybe Anons put a M!A on someone..

Like you? Max, has anything weird happened lately?

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You got it this time?

Yeah, I got it. You’re spotting me still, right Max?

Yep.

Okay – thanks, buddy. I’m gonna go for the same spot as before… *Carlos gets close to the fire pit and, much slower this time, he starts to lower the pot back to the ground*

Alright. *the pondscum slid off the stick he was holding, resulting in Max silently swearing*

*Carlos glanced at him, confused.* You okay, buddy?

Yep, totally, all good. *he doesn’t sound too sure but it’s just pondscum it’s fine*

*Carlos hums and finally gets the pot on the ground* There we go! Second time’s the charm!

I’m,,, really tempted to kick it,, but I’m not gonna. *he takes a couple pods from his pocket* y’know what’s cool? I can fit a bunch of stuff in this hoodie. 20 pudding cups, or a book for examplez

*Carlos smiled at him and nodded* I know, right? I used to stuff all kinds of things in my hoodie when I was a kid – dirt, notebooks, joy buzzers, my pet rat…

Yeah, currently the only things I have in it now are tide pods, a book, and a zipbloc of pondscum- wait hold up pet what now?

Yeah, I had a rat when I was your age. Her name was Ratney. Almost didn’t keep her though because I thought I was allergic to her… *just keeps smiling*

That’s cool, I guess? I’ve seen mice around here, if that relates any.

Yeah? That’s cool. Too bad that I’m allergic to them now though. I miss having a furry pet.

Unless the platypus counts, I’ve never had a pet that wasn’t a fish, anyway, how many pods are we putting in?

Well, I’d start with a low number. But this is your experiment, Max. How many do YOU want to put in?

Well I don’t know, you’re the scientist, I only have like 4.

Ah. Well, let’s start with just one then, and see how fast it dissolves. Since this is cold water, what do you hypothesize?

That’s like a science guess right? Uhh things dissolve faster with hot water, right? So would it pretty much be the opposite?

That’s a great theory! *he looks at his watch to get the time.* It’s 3:20 in the afternoon right now… so that’s our start time.

*max nods. He puts the pod into the water and sits by the pot*

*now here’s the boring part, Carlos thought. He wondered how long this would keep Max’s attention* So… how have things been going in camp, Max? Anything interesting happen?

*Max shrugged* Dunno. Haven’t really been paying attention.

What do you mean you haven’t been paying attention?

I’ve been doing other things y’know? I still have to do the activities but,

But…?

What?

Just… you stopped at ‘but’. What have you been doing, then?

Stuff.. Wanna see what I have in my pockets?

Uh… sure, I guess? You said you had a book.

Yeah, *the digs around in his hoodie pocket and pulls out 3 tide pods, a small box of tic-tacs, and a book that’s marked a bit over half way done* it’s a pretty big hoodie.

Uh-huh – I see. How’s the book going?

It’s pretty good, actually. I’m almost finished with it. *he looks into the pot* has the pod dissolved yet?

*peers in* I dunno… there’s a lot of scum on the top right now…

*max grabbed a stick and poked around the pot* I don’t see it.

*Carlos takes out his phone and shakes it, turning on the flashlight. He shines it into the pot* Don’t you? That’s quicker than I thought it would be…

*max shrugs* do you see it?

Mm… nope. THat’s interesting! Okay, so that’s very interesting!

How long was that?

Like… seven minutes. Goodness… what’s in that water? *he looks toward the lake, a little concerned*

How long does it normally take?

Longer than that. A wash cycle is on average about fourty-five minutes, and these things are supposed to dissolve in hot water. You… you aren’t swimming in that lake, are you?

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You got it this time?

Yeah, I got it. You’re spotting me still, right Max?

Yep.

Okay – thanks, buddy. I’m gonna go for the same spot as before… *Carlos gets close to the fire pit and, much slower this time, he starts to lower the pot back to the ground*

Alright. *the pondscum slid off the stick he was holding, resulting in Max silently swearing*

*Carlos glanced at him, confused.* You okay, buddy?

Yep, totally, all good. *he doesn’t sound too sure but it’s just pondscum it’s fine*

*Carlos hums and finally gets the pot on the ground* There we go! Second time’s the charm!

I’m,,, really tempted to kick it,, but I’m not gonna. *he takes a couple pods from his pocket* y’know what’s cool? I can fit a bunch of stuff in this hoodie. 20 pudding cups, or a book for examplez

*Carlos smiled at him and nodded* I know, right? I used to stuff all kinds of things in my hoodie when I was a kid – dirt, notebooks, joy buzzers, my pet rat…

Yeah, currently the only things I have in it now are tide pods, a book, and a zipbloc of pondscum- wait hold up pet what now?

Yeah, I had a rat when I was your age. Her name was Ratney. Almost didn’t keep her though because I thought I was allergic to her… *just keeps smiling*

That’s cool, I guess? I’ve seen mice around here, if that relates any.

Yeah? That’s cool. Too bad that I’m allergic to them now though. I miss having a furry pet.

Unless the platypus counts, I’ve never had a pet that wasn’t a fish, anyway, how many pods are we putting in?

Well, I’d start with a low number. But this is your experiment, Max. How many do YOU want to put in?

Well I don’t know, you’re the scientist, I only have like 4.

Ah. Well, let’s start with just one then, and see how fast it dissolves. Since this is cold water, what do you hypothesize?

That’s like a science guess right? Uhh things dissolve faster with hot water, right? So would it pretty much be the opposite?

That’s a great theory! *he looks at his watch to get the time.* It’s 3:20 in the afternoon right now… so that’s our start time.

*max nods. He puts the pod into the water and sits by the pot*

*now here’s the boring part, Carlos thought. He wondered how long this would keep Max’s attention* So… how have things been going in camp, Max? Anything interesting happen?

*Max shrugged* Dunno. Haven’t really been paying attention.

What do you mean you haven’t been paying attention?

I’ve been doing other things y’know? I still have to do the activities but,

But…?

What?

Just… you stopped at ‘but’. What have you been doing, then?

Stuff.. Wanna see what I have in my pockets?

Uh… sure, I guess? You said you had a book.

Yeah, *the digs around in his hoodie pocket and pulls out 3 tide pods, a small box of tic-tacs, and a book that’s marked a bit over half way done* it’s a pretty big hoodie.

Uh-huh – I see. How’s the book going?

It’s pretty good, actually. I’m almost finished with it. *he looks into the pot* has the pod dissolved yet?

*peers in* I dunno… there’s a lot of scum on the top right now…

*max grabbed a stick and poked around the pot* I don’t see it.

*Carlos takes out his phone and shakes it, turning on the flashlight. He shines it into the pot* Don’t you? That’s quicker than I thought it would be…

*max shrugs* do you see it?

Mm… nope. THat’s interesting! Okay, so that’s very interesting!

How long was that?

Like… seven minutes. Goodness… what’s in that water? *he looks toward the lake, a little concerned*