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Not often, the most crazy stuff that happens now is just the woodscouts invading, but that’s only like once a month.

Once a month? So they’ve invaded, like… twice now?

At least, they’ve come by multiple times to try to steal the camp, kinda like team rocket but with pre-pubecent assbaskets.

Team Rocket were
pre-pubescent.

But I don’t understand… this is supposed to be a summer
camp. What… why is so much sh… weird stuff happening? This is not normal!

*max shrugs* We’re not a normal summer camp. There’s a bunch of weird places and this camp is just one of ‘em.

I… *he pauses for a moment* Okay, granted – there are weird
places. (I live on one of them). But I mean, this is just plain dangerous. I
have to talk to David tomorrow about all this. *He then sighs* I should get in
touch with Mia too… I find it hard to believe she has no idea what’s going on
here…

David’s aware of the woodscouts, he’s just too cheery to see anything wrong with them. It was the same thing with Daniel and Campbell.

Who’s Daniel? Nevermind – it’s too late for all of this…
*sighs* I should get you to your tent. I’ll come back tomorrow sometime. Come
on, kiddo… *starts walking again toward where Max said the tents were, his
light out in front of them*

*Max nods and follows by Carlos*

*Carlos can soon see the shapes of the tents* Here we go.
Which one’s yours? *he drops his voice so it’s a whisper*

The one on the far end. *he points down to the farthest area* we usually get to pick our tents at the begining of the summer and I’ve always stayed in that one.

Ah. Any particular reason? *starts to walk through toward
it*

*max shrugs* I never really wanted to be here my first summer, I chose the farthest tent because it sort of made me farther from the main camp area, I guess.

And you just became attached? Or maybe it’s habit?

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Not often, the most crazy stuff that happens now is just the woodscouts invading, but that’s only like once a month.

Once a month? So they’ve invaded, like… twice now?

At least, they’ve come by multiple times to try to steal the camp, kinda like team rocket but with pre-pubecent assbaskets.

Team Rocket were
pre-pubescent.

But I don’t understand… this is supposed to be a summer
camp. What… why is so much sh… weird stuff happening? This is not normal!

*max shrugs* We’re not a normal summer camp. There’s a bunch of weird places and this camp is just one of ‘em.

I… *he pauses for a moment* Okay, granted – there are weird
places. (I live on one of them). But I mean, this is just plain dangerous. I
have to talk to David tomorrow about all this. *He then sighs* I should get in
touch with Mia too… I find it hard to believe she has no idea what’s going on
here…

David’s aware of the woodscouts, he’s just too cheery to see anything wrong with them. It was the same thing with Daniel and Campbell.

Who’s Daniel? Nevermind – it’s too late for all of this…
*sighs* I should get you to your tent. I’ll come back tomorrow sometime. Come
on, kiddo… *starts walking again toward where Max said the tents were, his
light out in front of them*

*Max nods and follows by Carlos*

*Carlos can soon see the shapes of the tents* Here we go.
Which one’s yours? *he drops his voice so it’s a whisper*

The one on the far end. *he points down to the farthest area* we usually get to pick our tents at the begining of the summer and I’ve always stayed in that one.

Ah. Any particular reason? *starts to walk through toward
it*

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Not often, the most crazy stuff that happens now is just the woodscouts invading, but that’s only like once a month.

Once a month? So they’ve invaded, like… twice now?

At least, they’ve come by multiple times to try to steal the camp, kinda like team rocket but with pre-pubecent assbaskets.

Team Rocket were
pre-pubescent.

But I don’t understand… this is supposed to be a summer
camp. What… why is so much sh… weird stuff happening? This is not normal!

*max shrugs* We’re not a normal summer camp. There’s a bunch of weird places and this camp is just one of ‘em.

I… *he pauses for a moment* Okay, granted – there are weird
places. (I live on one of them). But I mean, this is just plain dangerous. I
have to talk to David tomorrow about all this. *He then sighs* I should get in
touch with Mia too… I find it hard to believe she has no idea what’s going on
here…

David’s aware of the woodscouts, he’s just too cheery to see anything wrong with them. It was the same thing with Daniel and Campbell.

Who’s Daniel? Nevermind – it’s too late for all of this…
*sighs* I should get you to your tent. I’ll come back tomorrow sometime. Come
on, kiddo… *starts walking again toward where Max said the tents were, his
light out in front of them*

*Max nods and follows by Carlos*

*Carlos can soon see the shapes of the tents* Here we go.
Which one’s yours? *he drops his voice so it’s a whisper*

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Not often, the most crazy stuff that happens now is just the woodscouts invading, but that’s only like once a month.

Once a month? So they’ve invaded, like… twice now?

At least, they’ve come by multiple times to try to steal the camp, kinda like team rocket but with pre-pubecent assbaskets.

Team Rocket were
pre-pubescent.

But I don’t understand… this is supposed to be a summer
camp. What… why is so much sh… weird stuff happening? This is not normal!

*max shrugs* We’re not a normal summer camp. There’s a bunch of weird places and this camp is just one of ‘em.

I… *he pauses for a moment* Okay, granted – there are weird
places. (I live on one of them). But I mean, this is just plain dangerous. I
have to talk to David tomorrow about all this. *He then sighs* I should get in
touch with Mia too… I find it hard to believe she has no idea what’s going on
here…

David’s aware of the woodscouts, he’s just too cheery to see anything wrong with them. It was the same thing with Daniel and Campbell.

Who’s Daniel? Nevermind – it’s too late for all of this…
*sighs* I should get you to your tent. I’ll come back tomorrow sometime. Come
on, kiddo… *starts walking again toward where Max said the tents were, his
light out in front of them*

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Not often, the most crazy stuff that happens now is just the woodscouts invading, but that’s only like once a month.

Once a month? So they’ve invaded, like… twice now?

At least, they’ve come by multiple times to try to steal the camp, kinda like team rocket but with pre-pubecent assbaskets.

Team Rocket were
pre-pubescent.

But I don’t understand… this is supposed to be a summer
camp. What… why is so much sh… weird stuff happening? This is not normal!

*max shrugs* We’re not a normal summer camp. There’s a bunch of weird places and this camp is just one of ‘em.

I… *he pauses for a moment* Okay, granted – there are weird
places. (I live on one of them). But I mean, this is just plain dangerous. I
have to talk to David tomorrow about all this. *He then sighs* I should get in
touch with Mia too… I find it hard to believe she has no idea what’s going on
here…

Starways to Hell

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Yondu tilts his head curious. “Yeah what’s that?”

“Well… back on Earth, I’m bilingual,” Carlos explained. “I
guess I still am… I’m speaking a mash of two different languages right now. But
that’s because my translator, when it feeds me information, it gives me words
in both the languages. Like, if one word fits better in English, it’ll be in
English. But if it fits better in Spanish, it’ll be in Spanish. Does that make
sense?”

Nods. “What you hear now is me speaking basic kree….. my slavers language…. otherwise you would hear this that is not in any translator.” Starts making whistle sounds with tips and hums.

The whistling startled Carlos, as usually when Yondu
whistled an arrow flew. But after a second Carlos relaxed and he started to get
intrigued. “Is… is that Centaurian?” he asked.

Whistle and hums and nods. “Yeah. Pretty much a dead language now…. so few of us exist now…”

“Oh,” Carlos said softly. “I… I’m sorry to hear that. We, uh…
we have a language similar to that on Earth, actually. It’s only localized to
one island
. The whistles they use can carry for miles across the island. There’s also many languages that have clicks in them on Earth.”

“Yes that’s similar to us. I remember when I was just pouchlings I could hear the clicks and whistles all around me……. then silence…. now I’m one of… maybe a dozen or so…. all because we were hunted to near extinction as slaves for fighting or… other…”

“I remember… you started to talk about being a slave, but
you didn’t really elaborate,” Carlos said. “I didn’t want to ask because… well,
it wasn’t something I thought you’d wanted to talk about.”

“Well…. not something like to talk about but. I mean… you have about me and you been sharing a lot about you so.. only fair yeah? I’ll tell ya when we get inside. In our quarters. Dun need no idjits listening in or what ever.”

Carlos nodded to Yondu. “Yeah, sure,” he said and he turned
back to his work. “We should be about done here pretty quickly, and we can get
the old panel back in to be recycled.”

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Not often, the most crazy stuff that happens now is just the woodscouts invading, but that’s only like once a month.

Once a month? So they’ve invaded, like… twice now?

At least, they’ve come by multiple times to try to steal the camp, kinda like team rocket but with pre-pubecent assbaskets.

Team Rocket were
pre-pubescent.

But I don’t understand… this is supposed to be a summer
camp. What… why is so much sh… weird stuff happening? This is not normal!

Starways to Hell

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Yondu tilts his head curious. “Yeah what’s that?”

“Well… back on Earth, I’m bilingual,” Carlos explained. “I
guess I still am… I’m speaking a mash of two different languages right now. But
that’s because my translator, when it feeds me information, it gives me words
in both the languages. Like, if one word fits better in English, it’ll be in
English. But if it fits better in Spanish, it’ll be in Spanish. Does that make
sense?”

Nods. “What you hear now is me speaking basic kree….. my slavers language…. otherwise you would hear this that is not in any translator.” Starts making whistle sounds with tips and hums.

The whistling startled Carlos, as usually when Yondu
whistled an arrow flew. But after a second Carlos relaxed and he started to get
intrigued. “Is… is that Centaurian?” he asked.

Whistle and hums and nods. “Yeah. Pretty much a dead language now…. so few of us exist now…”

“Oh,” Carlos said softly. “I… I’m sorry to hear that. We, uh…
we have a language similar to that on Earth, actually. It’s only localized to
one island
. The whistles they use can carry for miles across the island. There’s also many languages that have clicks in them on Earth.”

“Yes that’s similar to us. I remember when I was just pouchlings I could hear the clicks and whistles all around me……. then silence…. now I’m one of… maybe a dozen or so…. all because we were hunted to near extinction as slaves for fighting or… other…”

“I remember… you started to talk about being a slave, but
you didn’t really elaborate,” Carlos said. “I didn’t want to ask because… well,
it wasn’t something I thought you’d wanted to talk about.”

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Not since the incident. But me, Neil, and Nikki all went once.

You did? What happened? *he makes himself sound more curious than serious this time*

Well QM was there,,, so were some other people,,, and,,, there was a kid but he wasn’t with QM *intensely vauge*

*sighs* Max, come on – just tell me.

*he takes a deep breath* we saw QM having sex. Weird-ass kinky sex. In a dungeon. It was terrifying.

*he stares at the kid, shocked.* Are… are you serious? That’s
– that’s highly disturbing! Have you told the counselors? Have you reported
him??

Hell no! Quartermaster has been here for god knows how long doing god knows what and I’m not about to get on his hit list for snitching about his personal creepy old man time! Plus; Nikki, Neil, and I all agreed it never happened and moved on with our lives.

Max – you have been exposed to indecency that children
should never have to see! He needs to
be prosecuted! Have you told David??

No, I haven’t. It’s not even that big of a deal. Campbell’s doing illegal shit (pardon language) too and no one cares about that but Ered’s dad’s.

What are you talking about – the owner of the camp is a
criminal??

Well he’s not the owner much anymore. But he was.

Not anymore? What happened? Where is he? *No, Carlos wasn’t
freaking out. Absolutely not. Okay, maybe a little. His daughter was here, for
Christ’s sake! Along with other
children!*

Ered’s dad’s arrested him on parents day. He’s super gwantanamo’s problem now. So David kinda runs the camp now I guess? A lot of messed up stuff has happened here. It’s kinda normal at this point.

… It shouldn’t be normal though. There’s still the issue
with the Quartermaster – you ought to tell David what happened. You kids should
not have been exposed to that at all!

It’s fiiine. The QM thing happened once, Neil told me his dad and Nikki’s mom did screw in front of the camp on parents day though, but I was with David and Gwen so I dunno.

Wut? I mean, what?
Max, I – I need to talk to David about all this. I… Jesus… This is not good.

If David didn’t listen when when we told him he hired a damn cultist then I doubt he’d believe that QM does that stuff.

But I believe you!
Hang on- Cultist?? Max, what the
hell!?

Dude! Quiet down you’re gonna wake everyone up!

I – I’m sorry, but Max? You’re really concerning a father
here, buddy! This stuff happens??