ABSOLUTE UNIT

also, check out the twitter thread for more info on said unit

Skyrim: Very Special Edition looks great.

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so I was lamenting my Transgenderedness today and I go “ugh why am I so bad at gender” and without missing a beat my boyfriend replied “I mean yeah you got an F the first time” and honesty I may never recover

-hands carlos a map- this will take you to where max is tied up

You anons have magic, right? Couldn’t you have teleported me to him? Or teleported him out??

I’m coming, Max!!!!

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VERY IMPORTANT BOTANY

VERY IMPORTANT SAFETY MEETING.

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IT ISN’T SCIENCE IF YOU AREN’T WRITING IT DOWN

VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTATION.

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THEY ARE ROOTING FOR ME.

VERY IMPORTANT CHEERLEADING.

!!!!

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I AM VERY IMPORTANT GRANDMA.

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i don’t think i’ve ever eaten this many sweets in one day, i feel sick-

maybe you should lay down buddy – and keep a bucket next to you just in case.

last time i laid down, i went into a mini coma..

sleeping will help you feel better too. I just don’t want you to get even more sick by walking around, Max.

*slight groan* yeah you’re probably right… ~~it’s probably not healthy to stay up this long too..~~

I’ll help you out, Max. Come on, buddy… *offers him a hand to hold*

*he hesitates before holding Carlos’ hand, hey he’s not wearing his bandages today-*

*Blinks at the bandages but gently starts to lead Max to his tent* So… what brought on the candy-eating?

L said their dad said kids should get candy on their birthday! so we both got alot.. *he looks at the ground as he walks*

Wait, it’s your birthday?? How did I not know this??

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I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.

… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?

I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.

… Like… literally??

No, figuratively.

Yes literally!

That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.

….

I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…

Maybe.

So far, the only fucked up thing to happen this week, was the chicken bear. And it’s hopefully gonna stay that way.

The what now?

There was a bear made out of chicken in the QM store. It was terrible- hey the pod popped what’s the time?

Oh – Oh, yes, that thing. Sorry – for a second I was thinking of, like, a chimera or something.

Oh, um… *looks at phone* that was a good five minutes and twenty eight seconds.

A what-era?

What’s that compared to the laketime?

Lake time was less than a minute.

And by the way, a Chimera is a, usually unnatural, amalgamation of animals in one body. I thought… I dunno, some kind of feathered bear monster when you said ‘chicken bear’. It didn’t occur to me really that… that thing we saw was made of chicken and not just straight ‘flesh’. Eugh..

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That’s it – you’re both grounded.

What’d I do this time?

For saying ‘yes’ to swearing.

I can’t believe you – didn’t D.A.R.E teach you anything?

Oh c’mon- that’s bullshit.

You let him down Max

How unfourtunate.

You let him down. You let me down.

But most of all… you let yourself down.

Who said I let myself down?

You did – as soon as you uttered that shitty-ass swear.

YOU JUST FUCKIN’ SWORE-

You’re grounded.

The tables have tabled, bih.

you bad boy…

Go to your room

No- no science for a week.

Well, you go to yours! No shenanigans for a week!

I don’t have a room.

N o.

Wut u say??

I said

I’ll make you!

You’reeeeeee not my mom!