hmmm

I am 100% sure.

Uh… alright…. if you say so.

johnfkennedyofficial:

rebelsong:

That is indeed vaguely threatening encouragement from a small octopus.

reblog to save/threaten a life

Please enjoy this vaguely threatening octopus.

cmder:

amberleaf:

evil bastard

she gives you a nice little treat at a fair price and this is what you say? this is why they’re going to revolt smh

“Quick, take my hand, it’s urgent!” (whispers-of-change)

whispers-of-change

the-perfect-scientist:

Carlos was taken off-guard, but he merely gave the other a contemplative frown before reaching out to comply. “Uh… alright,” he said.

@whispers-of-change

She smiled back at him and nodded. “Yeah. Yeah, I think you’re right,” she agreed. Wait, had- Had Carlos said the D word? Had she
said the D word? Were they actually discussing the possibility of…
dating? “So- So wait, are- are we actually talking about… the
possibility of, like… starting… something?” she asked, voice nervous.

It was Carlos’ turn to be bashful. He dropped his gaze and
reached up to scratch his cheek. “Well… I’ don’t know,” he said honestly. “I
mean, there certainly is a possibility…
but at this point in time I am unable to calculate exactly the variables
and percentages with which I can articulate our chances. I would require more
time with you… more outings… more, um… more dates.” A thought occurred to him
and he grinned. “I guess you could say… I need more date-a!”

stitchedshadow:

yarnshoes:

sixpenceee:

In Sydney you’ll find these fun urban interventions by artist Michael Pederson. (Source) For bizarre world posts: https://sixpenceee.com/tagged/world

Is this from Welcome to Nightvale

We need these everywhere!

boymilk:

gooeyshark:

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean