Yes…..? Who are you?
I’d give you one of my pinkies if I had one
…. um, thanks… I’m good.
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Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?
Yes…..? Who are you?
Really? Huh… Most of the rocks around here were just rocks that magically gained sentience… They can do actual music?
Yeah, they sing. Telepathically, I think. Though I’m not sure – I don’t have instruments to register telepathy.
I actually speak telepathically. Its usually pretty difficult for humans to tell, but if they are made out of rocks they probably don’t have vocal cords? probably
They could also be vibrating, since I can actually record their music. But I have trouble identifying their composition. I can’t exactly just break them apart, you know?
Maybe you could just ask them? Have you tried?
Yeah, but they don’t know much about geology.
Huh… But did you ask if you could have a sample of them?
Yeah, try asking if you could have someone’s pinky. Or their hair. At the very least, it’s weird. I’m working on non-invasive avenues like X-rays and MRI scans and the like.
Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?
Yes…..? Who are you?
Really? Huh… Most of the rocks around here were just rocks that magically gained sentience… They can do actual music?
Yeah, they sing. Telepathically, I think. Though I’m not sure – I don’t have instruments to register telepathy.
I actually speak telepathically. Its usually pretty difficult for humans to tell, but if they are made out of rocks they probably don’t have vocal cords? probably
They could also be vibrating, since I can actually record their music. But I have trouble identifying their composition. I can’t exactly just break them apart, you know?
Maybe you could just ask them? Have you tried?
Yeah, but they don’t know much about geology.
Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?
Yes…..? Who are you?
Really? Huh… Most of the rocks around here were just rocks that magically gained sentience… They can do actual music?
Yeah, they sing. Telepathically, I think. Though I’m not sure – I don’t have instruments to register telepathy.
I actually speak telepathically. Its usually pretty difficult for humans to tell, but if they are made out of rocks they probably don’t have vocal cords? probably
They could also be vibrating, since I can actually record their music. But I have trouble identifying their composition. I can’t exactly just break them apart, you know?
Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?
Yes…..? Who are you?
Really? Huh… Most of the rocks around here were just rocks that magically gained sentience… They can do actual music?
Yeah, they sing. Telepathically, I think. Though I’m not sure – I don’t have instruments to register telepathy.
Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?
Yes…..? Who are you?
Why do you assume I killed them? I haven’t killed anyone in this camp? I think I said that already?
Then what are you doing handling the dead?
Nobody else is willing to move them, and what am I supposed to do, leave rotting corpses and blood stains everywhere? That’s how you get plagues. Well…not really… But you get what I mean!
Where do they even come from?
People die relatively often, usually something to do with Anons actually, and they don’t usually come back to their original mangled bodies, but to a nice unbroken new one.
… Gross.
Yup. Imagine how much worse it would be if I didn’t move the bodies? All that rotting decomposing flesh everywhere?
Anons need to not do the things they do.
True, but you can’t stop them. At least they stopped making people go on murder sprees.
eugh…I didn’t even know they were doing that.
Used to be fairly common. And at least random objects aren’t being brought to life anymore… I wonder what happened to the Rock Kingdom?
I don’t know if I want to know. *Carlos is torn between confusion and mild disgust. He wasn’t sure how to react.*
I know Hattie is still around, we play Poker occasionally. I honestly don’t know how they beat me, I cheat my ass off every time.
Hattie? I don’t know who that is.
They used to be a hat. Now they are not.
Uh, okay? I’ve seen just as weird things… we have rock people in Night Vale. I’m actually manager of a Literal Rock Band at the moment, though they’re taking a hiatus right now.
Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?
Yes…..? Who are you?
Why do you assume I killed them? I haven’t killed anyone in this camp? I think I said that already?
Then what are you doing handling the dead?
Nobody else is willing to move them, and what am I supposed to do, leave rotting corpses and blood stains everywhere? That’s how you get plagues. Well…not really… But you get what I mean!
Where do they even come from?
People die relatively often, usually something to do with Anons actually, and they don’t usually come back to their original mangled bodies, but to a nice unbroken new one.
… Gross.
Yup. Imagine how much worse it would be if I didn’t move the bodies? All that rotting decomposing flesh everywhere?
Anons need to not do the things they do.
True, but you can’t stop them. At least they stopped making people go on murder sprees.
eugh…I didn’t even know they were doing that.
Used to be fairly common. And at least random objects aren’t being brought to life anymore… I wonder what happened to the Rock Kingdom?
I don’t know if I want to know. *Carlos is torn between confusion and mild disgust. He wasn’t sure how to react.*
I know Hattie is still around, we play Poker occasionally. I honestly don’t know how they beat me, I cheat my ass off every time.
Hattie? I don’t know who that is.
Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?
Yes…..? Who are you?
Why do you assume I killed them? I haven’t killed anyone in this camp? I think I said that already?
Then what are you doing handling the dead?
Nobody else is willing to move them, and what am I supposed to do, leave rotting corpses and blood stains everywhere? That’s how you get plagues. Well…not really… But you get what I mean!
Where do they even come from?
People die relatively often, usually something to do with Anons actually, and they don’t usually come back to their original mangled bodies, but to a nice unbroken new one.
… Gross.
Yup. Imagine how much worse it would be if I didn’t move the bodies? All that rotting decomposing flesh everywhere?
Anons need to not do the things they do.
True, but you can’t stop them. At least they stopped making people go on murder sprees.
eugh…I didn’t even know they were doing that.
Used to be fairly common. And at least random objects aren’t being brought to life anymore… I wonder what happened to the Rock Kingdom?
I don’t know if I want to know. *Carlos is torn between confusion and mild disgust. He wasn’t sure how to react.*
Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?
Yes…..? Who are you?
Why do you assume I killed them? I haven’t killed anyone in this camp? I think I said that already?
Then what are you doing handling the dead?
Nobody else is willing to move them, and what am I supposed to do, leave rotting corpses and blood stains everywhere? That’s how you get plagues. Well…not really… But you get what I mean!
Where do they even come from?
People die relatively often, usually something to do with Anons actually, and they don’t usually come back to their original mangled bodies, but to a nice unbroken new one.
… Gross.
Yup. Imagine how much worse it would be if I didn’t move the bodies? All that rotting decomposing flesh everywhere?
Anons need to not do the things they do.
True, but you can’t stop them. At least they stopped making people go on murder sprees.
eugh…I didn’t even know they were doing that.
Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?
Yes…..? Who are you?
Why do you assume I killed them? I haven’t killed anyone in this camp? I think I said that already?
Then what are you doing handling the dead?
Nobody else is willing to move them, and what am I supposed to do, leave rotting corpses and blood stains everywhere? That’s how you get plagues. Well…not really… But you get what I mean!
Where do they even come from?
People die relatively often, usually something to do with Anons actually, and they don’t usually come back to their original mangled bodies, but to a nice unbroken new one.
… Gross.
Yup. Imagine how much worse it would be if I didn’t move the bodies? All that rotting decomposing flesh everywhere?
Anons need to not do the things they do.
The Perfect Scientist 