Yes…..? Who are you?
I
would like to point out that there have been no murders at this camp
due to me or my followers since I came here? Except for Rau… But he was
another God and a total dick encroaching on my territoryAgain, what about Daniel? He tried. Tried to kill the whole camp before I or, thankfully, Angela got here.
I said “since I got here”
What, you weren’t with him?
Yes…..? Who are you?
I
would like to point out that there have been no murders at this camp
due to me or my followers since I came here? Except for Rau… But he was
another God and a total dick encroaching on my territory
Again, what about Daniel? He tried. Tried to kill the whole camp before I or, thankfully, Angela got here.
Yes…..? Who are you?
*shrugs again* depends on who you talk to.
Like maybe children who remember what one of your cultists Daniel did at the camp?
I have very little control over my followers and who they sacrifice. They do what they want, and none of them are…mentally or emotionally sound…Why do you think so many of them decided to do a mass ascension last year? It certainly wasn’t my idea nor am I happy about it.
A creature with a cult following, not happy about the offerings it gets? Color me surprised. *Carlos’ tone iindicates that he’s not convinced.*
No, I’m usually happy with my offerings, but Adults give me more energy than children, and I lost 98% of my followers last year when they committed mass suicide, meaning I get considerably less sacrifices.
Maybe eat something else.
Eat? I guess you can compare it to that… And I can absorb the same (although less) energy from animals, its just that most of my followers choose to sacrifice humans.
You ought to know that that’s not acceptable to most of human culture.
But I’m not human?
But your followers are. And if other people don’t like them, then they have a problem when trying to serve you.
But they choose to follow me? I don’t force them to do anything. They are the ones who decide to kill people. Sometimes they even convince themselves that I FORCED them to do it, and blame me. They act like they are all innocent and I’m the Bad Guy. News Flash, I’m not. Im a Creature that listens to my instincts and bodily needs. They are humans that are so mentally twisted that they kill people for their own pleasure under the guise of Pleasing me. The only reason most of them even followed me is because they know they’d go to hell otherwise.
But don’t you have some kind of control over them? If they’re doing the things they do in your name, then I think it ought to be your responsibility to set them straight.
I’ve got a daughter in this camp. So if I’m sounding harsh and judgemental, then you ought to know there’s a reason for it.
*shrugs* not really. Im mostly just a figure head. Plus that really doesn’t benefit me in any way. If I still had a ton of followers I wouldn’t mind convincing them to only sacrifice animals, but I don’t. I have less than ten. I need every bit of energy I can get. I’m doing all I can, even hanging out at a Ley Line.
A Ley Line where my daughter and a bunch of other kids happen to be. Again, I think it’s understandable how I’m feeling.
Yes…..? Who are you?
*shrugs again* depends on who you talk to.
Like maybe children who remember what one of your cultists Daniel did at the camp?
I have very little control over my followers and who they sacrifice. They do what they want, and none of them are…mentally or emotionally sound…Why do you think so many of them decided to do a mass ascension last year? It certainly wasn’t my idea nor am I happy about it.
A creature with a cult following, not happy about the offerings it gets? Color me surprised. *Carlos’ tone iindicates that he’s not convinced.*
No, I’m usually happy with my offerings, but Adults give me more energy than children, and I lost 98% of my followers last year when they committed mass suicide, meaning I get considerably less sacrifices.
Maybe eat something else.
Eat? I guess you can compare it to that… And I can absorb the same (although less) energy from animals, its just that most of my followers choose to sacrifice humans.
You ought to know that that’s not acceptable to most of human culture.
But I’m not human?
But your followers are. And if other people don’t like them, then they have a problem when trying to serve you.
But they choose to follow me? I don’t force them to do anything. They are the ones who decide to kill people. Sometimes they even convince themselves that I FORCED them to do it, and blame me. They act like they are all innocent and I’m the Bad Guy. News Flash, I’m not. Im a Creature that listens to my instincts and bodily needs. They are humans that are so mentally twisted that they kill people for their own pleasure under the guise of Pleasing me. The only reason most of them even followed me is because they know they’d go to hell otherwise.
But don’t you have some kind of control over them? If they’re doing the things they do in your name, then I think it ought to be your responsibility to set them straight.
I’ve got a daughter in this camp. So if I’m sounding harsh and judgemental, then you ought to know there’s a reason for it.
Yes…..? Who are you?
*shrugs again* depends on who you talk to.
Like maybe children who remember what one of your cultists Daniel did at the camp?
I have very little control over my followers and who they sacrifice. They do what they want, and none of them are…mentally or emotionally sound…Why do you think so many of them decided to do a mass ascension last year? It certainly wasn’t my idea nor am I happy about it.
A creature with a cult following, not happy about the offerings it gets? Color me surprised. *Carlos’ tone iindicates that he’s not convinced.*
No, I’m usually happy with my offerings, but Adults give me more energy than children, and I lost 98% of my followers last year when they committed mass suicide, meaning I get considerably less sacrifices.
Maybe eat something else.
Eat? I guess you can compare it to that… And I can absorb the same (although less) energy from animals, its just that most of my followers choose to sacrifice humans.
You ought to know that that’s not acceptable to most of human culture.
But I’m not human?
But your followers are. And if other people don’t like them, then they have a problem when trying to serve you.
Yes…..? Who are you?
*shrugs again* depends on who you talk to.
Like maybe children who remember what one of your cultists Daniel did at the camp?
I have very little control over my followers and who they sacrifice. They do what they want, and none of them are…mentally or emotionally sound…Why do you think so many of them decided to do a mass ascension last year? It certainly wasn’t my idea nor am I happy about it.
A creature with a cult following, not happy about the offerings it gets? Color me surprised. *Carlos’ tone iindicates that he’s not convinced.*
No, I’m usually happy with my offerings, but Adults give me more energy than children, and I lost 98% of my followers last year when they committed mass suicide, meaning I get considerably less sacrifices.
Maybe eat something else.
Eat? I guess you can compare it to that… And I can absorb the same (although less) energy from animals, its just that most of my followers choose to sacrifice humans.
You ought to know that that’s not acceptable to most of human culture.
Yes…..? Who are you?
*shrugs again* depends on who you talk to.
Like maybe children who remember what one of your cultists Daniel did at the camp?
I have very little control over my followers and who they sacrifice. They do what they want, and none of them are…mentally or emotionally sound…Why do you think so many of them decided to do a mass ascension last year? It certainly wasn’t my idea nor am I happy about it.
A creature with a cult following, not happy about the offerings it gets? Color me surprised. *Carlos’ tone iindicates that he’s not convinced.*
No, I’m usually happy with my offerings, but Adults give me more energy than children, and I lost 98% of my followers last year when they committed mass suicide, meaning I get considerably less sacrifices.
Maybe eat something else.
Yes…..? Who are you?
*shrugs again* depends on who you talk to.
Like maybe children who remember what one of your cultists Daniel did at the camp?
I have very little control over my followers and who they sacrifice. They do what they want, and none of them are…mentally or emotionally sound…Why do you think so many of them decided to do a mass ascension last year? It certainly wasn’t my idea nor am I happy about it.
A creature with a cult following, not happy about the offerings it gets? Color me surprised. *Carlos’ tone iindicates that he’s not convinced.*
Yes…..? Who are you?
*shrugs again* depends on who you talk to.
Like maybe children who remember what one of your cultists Daniel did at the camp?
I can appear at any time or position in any dimension whenever I like. I just like this time and place
Ah. Again, I see. Okay.
So where is it you came from originally?
Oregon. That’s where I grew up.
Really? What’s it like there?
Wet. Foresty. Volcanoes…. kind of like here, actually.
Huh… To bad the Ley Line in Oregan has been claimed…
Claimed? By who?
Demon named Bill. Major Psychopath and complete sadist
Uh… I don’t think I’ve ever met him.
He tends to stay in a town called Gravity Falls
Ah. I’m not sure where that town is… though I might have heard of it.
Its a really big Ley Line, so there is a ton of weird stuff there.
Huh. I might have to check it out sometime…
The only reason I don’t take the territory is cause I respect Bill. Sometimes we even meet for tea and discuss different ways to…persuade people…
What? But you said he was a sadist.
Oh… oh… wait… you’re ‘persuading’ me too, aren’t you? Right now? You’re appearing to me as someone reasonable.
*shrugs* honestly? I always do that. To everyone. Even the ones I trust. Not what I was talking about though, I was substituting the word Torture for the word Persuade.
Yes…..? Who are you?
*shrugs*
honestly? I always do that. To everyone. Even the ones I trust. Not
what I was talking about though, I was substituting the word Torture for
the word Persuade.
Yeah-huh, sure. Look, I haven’t heard good things about you.
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