Yes…..? Who are you?
I can appear at any time or position in any dimension whenever I like. I just like this time and place
Ah. Again, I see. Okay.
So where is it you came from originally?
Oregon. That’s where I grew up.
Really? What’s it like there?
Wet. Foresty. Volcanoes…. kind of like here, actually.
Huh… To bad the Ley Line in Oregan has been claimed…
Claimed? By who?
Demon named Bill. Major Psychopath and complete sadist
Uh… I don’t think I’ve ever met him.
He tends to stay in a town called Gravity Falls
Ah. I’m not sure where that town is… though I might have heard of it.
Its a really big Ley Line, so there is a ton of weird stuff there.
Huh. I might have to check it out sometime…
The only reason I don’t take the territory is cause I respect Bill. Sometimes we even meet for tea and discuss different ways to…persuade people…
What? But you said he was a sadist.
Oh… oh… wait… you’re ‘persuading’ me too, aren’t you? Right now? You’re appearing to me as someone reasonable.