spiridicn:

Halloween Sentence Meme ! 

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some slightly nsfw !! 

• “ I’m turning the lights out now. “ 
  
• “ They’re coming. Get ready. “ 
• “ Making out in a graveyard is definitely morally wrong. “ 
  
• “ If I hear the words ‘killer clown’ once more I’m ditching you. “ 
  
• “ You need a damn costume. “ 
  
• “ This is my costume ! “ 
  
• “ Let’s just lie here and read creepy pasta’s for the rest of the night. “ 
  
• “ Spooky spaghetti ? “
  
• “ You look… hot. “ 
  
• “ That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “
  
• “ HOLY FUCK. “ 
• “ You deserved that, asshole. “
• “ Wanna go in first ? “ 
• “ I knew you’d end up holding my hand. “  
• “ Let’s swap. I don’t like these. “ 
  
• “ I don’t wanna go ! “ 
  
• “ You’re fucking with me. “ 
  
• “ I didn’t invite you for a reason. “ 
  
• “ You look pretty when I can’t see your face. “
• “ I can’t believe you stole that old lady’s pumpkin. “ 
• “ That’s fucking adorable. “ 
• “ Put the cat down, it’s not yo- “
  
• “ JESUS FUCK IT BIT ME. “ 
  
• “ I haven’t even turned the lights out yet. “
• “ I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. “ 
• “ You’re one sexy, sexy zombie. “ 
  
• “ Did you see that ? What the fuck. “ 
  
• “ Come here. “ 
  
• “ You hear that ?  “ 
  
• “ That was not my dog. “ 
  
• “ Did you leave the door open ? “
  
• “ I’ve never been a fan of the ghost train. “ 
  
• “ Your tights are ripped, loser. “ 
  
• “ If they look at you one more fucking time… “ 
• “ I don’t like these woods. “ 
  
• “ My mama always said NEVER take candy from strangers. “