okay dad, h-h-here’s a quick question for you, your in a shytty car going as fast it can, which is still slow as shyt, and your panicking because your friend just passed out from fucking b-blood loss, what do i do?!

‘Dad’? Who’s this?

Well, first, I’d keep going to the hospital. Unless it’s too far away. THen stop and put a compress to your friend’s wound. Elevate their legs and have someone call 911 – paramedics are ALLOWED to break traffic laws, but you aren’t.