random sentence starters

dovingmemes:

^{random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.}

• ^{“ who do you think you are? “}
• ^{“ wait , did you just say you love me? “}
  
• ^{“ please just … leave me alone. “}
  
• ^{“ i’m so happy! “}
  
• ^{“ is this a gift for me? “}
  
• ^{“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “}
  
• ^{“ i love you. “}
  
• ^{“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “}
  
• ^{“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “}
  
• ^{“ w — what? “}
  
• ^{“ … i’m sorry. “}
  
• ^{“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “}
  
• ^{“ bitch , guess what? “}
  
• ^{“ oh my god … “}
  
• ^{“ fuck you to fucking hell! “}
  
• ^{“ man … go to hell. “}
  
• ^{“ what did you just send me? “}
  
• ^{“ what did you just say? “}
  
• ^{“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “}
  
• ^{“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “}
  
• ^{“ are you jealous? “}
  
• ^{“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “}
  
• ^{“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “}
  
• ^{“ you’re so stupid. “}
  
• ^{“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “}
  
• ^{“ you don’t want me. “}
  
• ^{“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “}
  
• ^{“ let me take you out on a date. “}
  
• ^{“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “}
• ^{“ no! don’t tickle me! “}
  
• ^{“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “}
  
• ^{“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “}
  
• ^{“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “}
  
• ^{“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “}
  
• ^{“ so what will it be tonight? “}
  
• ^{“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “}
  
• ^{“ i don’t love you. “}
  
• ^{“ you don’t love me. “}
  
• ^{“ … is there something you want? “}
  
• ^{“ you know , you’re really cute. “}
  
• ^{“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “}
  
• ^{“ shh … don’t cry. “}
  
• ^{“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “}
  
• ^{“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “}
  
• ^{“ hello darkness my old friend … “}
  
• ^{“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “}