“What? Who? Who is? Wait, how do you know they’re, uh… ‘checking me out’?”
Unfortunately, the meme humor fell flat. A computer who doesn’t get dank memes and references was a sad sight indeed.
The computer droned out a list of coordinates but if you didn’t have a pen, paper, and your first language wasn’t code it was practically useless. It wouldn’t really matter though because its response was drowned out by a rather disturbing gurgling sound from afar. Seems like the computer wasn’t lying when it said that Carlos was being watched.
Carlos looked up and frowned. “Was that the Faceless Old Woman who Secretly Lives in Our Homes?” he asked aloud.
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