The last time I was wondering if you are horny, have a great time. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . – Quartermaster

ask-quartermaster:

the-perfect-scientist:

Why in the hell are you allowed near children??

I challenge this QuarterMaster to a duel. 

There can only be one.

Wait, that’s not you??

How many of you are there??