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✧   BROOKLYN  NINE  –  NINE  SENTENCE  PROMPTS   !  

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

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  The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie.

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  Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now.

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• ❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞
  
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  Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me.

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  God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.

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  Giving him a name makes him human.

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  I’m fairly certain you would be caught.

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  What’s the most valuable thing in your office?

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  You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius?

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  Did you tell her we slept together twice?

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• ❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞
  
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  I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing.

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  You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone.

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  Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

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  I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck.

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  Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!

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  Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail?

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  Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate?

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  A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual.

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  It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle.

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  So you remembered to turn off your signature, right?

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  I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know.

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  You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad.

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  Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed!

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  This is a secret. Do you understand me?

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• ❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞ 
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  Well, I think we handled that with dignity.

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  Are you making fun of my stutter?

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• ❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞
  
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  How do we make it not weird?

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  I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face.

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  You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left?

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  I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward…

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  I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we-

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• ❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞
  
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  You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up!

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  Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot.

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  What’s up? How can I help?

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  Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is.

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  Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner?

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  Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks.

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  We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion.

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  Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here.

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  I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard.

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  All I did was be the only person who believes in you.

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• ❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞
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  I can smoke as much weed as I want.

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  It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple.

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• ❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞
  
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  But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth!

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  What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage!

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  Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry.

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  It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your-

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  I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge?

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  I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes.

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  I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want!

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• ❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞
  
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  I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe.

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  That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now.

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  The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands!

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  Come on, you can be honest.

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  I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list.

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  The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour.

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  Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?!

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  What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank!

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  Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞

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  Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?!

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  Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work!

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  What’d you do? What’d you say?

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  I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside.

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  What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem?

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• ❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞
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  I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me.

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  Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine.

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• ❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞
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  You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity.

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  What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it?

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  All because we shut down a foot massage place.

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  Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now.

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  Put your magical hands where I can see them!

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  Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct?

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  I was behind the bar the whole time.

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  I bet they have some awesome name for it.

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  Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute?

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  I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again.

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  You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight.

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• ❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞    
• ❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞    
• ❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞    
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  I’ve never seen them before! What is going on?

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  We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.

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• ❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad.  ❞    
• ❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞    
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  I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you.

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• ❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞