✧ BROOKLYN NINE – NINE SENTENCE PROMPTS !
* A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
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The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie.
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Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now.
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- ❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞
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Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me.
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God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.
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Giving him a name makes him human.
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I’m fairly certain you would be caught.
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What’s the most valuable thing in your office?
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You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius?
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Did you tell her we slept together twice?
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- ❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞
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I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing.
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You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone.
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Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
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I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck.
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Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!
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Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail?
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Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate?
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A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual.
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It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle.
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So you remembered to turn off your signature, right?
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I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know.
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You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad.
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Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed!
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This is a secret. Do you understand me?
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- ❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞
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Well, I think we handled that with dignity.
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Are you making fun of my stutter?
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- ❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞
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How do we make it not weird?
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I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face.
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You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left?
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I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward…
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I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we-
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- ❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞
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You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up!
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Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot.
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What’s up? How can I help?
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Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is.
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Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner?
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Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks.
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We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion.
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Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here.
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I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard.
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All I did was be the only person who believes in you.
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- ❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞
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I can smoke as much weed as I want.
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It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple.
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- ❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞
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But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth!
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What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage!
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Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry.
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It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your-
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I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge?
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I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes.
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I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want!
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- ❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞
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I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe.
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That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now.
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The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands!
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Come on, you can be honest.
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I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list.
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The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour.
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Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?!
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What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank!
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Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞
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Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?!
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Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work!
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What’d you do? What’d you say?
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I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside.
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What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem?
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- ❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞
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I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me.
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Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine.
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- ❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞
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You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity.
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What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it?
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All because we shut down a foot massage place.
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Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now.
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Put your magical hands where I can see them!
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Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct?
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I was behind the bar the whole time.
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I bet they have some awesome name for it.
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Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute?
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I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again.
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You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight.
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- ❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞
- ❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞
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I’ve never seen them before! What is going on?
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We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.
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- ❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad. ❞
- ❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞
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I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you.
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- ❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞
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