As the summer days rolled by, a full moon crept closer and closer. Thankfully, the woods surrounding the camp were large and caves were scatted everywhere, maybe Carlos could wait this out in a cave? all he had to do was find one and hope some other animal didn’t make its home there, right? -(the worse starter maker) L

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Carlos wandered through the forest. He knew he’d seen a cave somewhere – it looked like an old bear cave, though he hadn’t gone in it before. He wanted to be as far away from his camp and the summer camps, in case the children had an idea to wander around at night to hunt for snipes. The full moon would make visibility perfect for it, so it was a reasonable concern in Carlos’ mind.

He finally came across the cave he was looking for. And not too soon either – the moon would rise probably within the next ten minutes. Carlos ventured forth, holding his flashlight up to search the inside of the cave. Hopefully it was empty. Could a werewolf beat a bear? Maybe?

he looked down at and shifted his paws, unsure how to feel about this

Carlos’ tail stopped moving. Right…

I’m… not going to be like this in the morning, Carlos said. A wolf, I mean. I know you probably don’t like human adults so… I wanted to get out of your fur before then.

And risk being discovered by the children or the counselors, if any of them decided to go for a midnight walk.

‘You.. You Still Don’t Have To Go, Things Are Just.. Different Now’ he looked up at the other, hoping he would somehow get what he was trying to say

Carlos looked at him. I don’t exactly see how… I’m a human. I have been the entire time. I just… have a condition, that makes me look not that way.

‘Well.. You’ll Just Have To Not Kill Me In My Sleep’ he tiredly layed his head down

You’re worried about me killing you?? Carlos asked incredulously.

‘I’m Worried Anyone Trying To Kill Me, It’s Nothing Personal’

Carlos was quiet for a second. I guess I could say the same. I thought you would’ve gone after me. Nothing personal, though… it was just a worry I had as well.

‘I Think People Think I’m Mean Cause I’m So Big..’ he yawned ‘But I’m Only Mean When I Have To Be’

Carlos nodded. Yeah… it’s why I worried when you were getting close to the camp. My kid’s there, so… you know.

‘Yeah I Know..’ he glanced out of the cave, the world seemed so quiet

Carlos was silent for a moment.

So, um… yeah, he said finally. Then Carlos lay down with his head sitting on top of his pants. So… if you see a human here in the morning, then it’s probably me. But then Carlos looked over at the other creature. I mean… if you want me to stay. If not, then let me know and I’ll…

‘It’s Too Late To Think About Going Somewhere Else, It’s Best To Rest Now While We Still Have The Night, Right?’ he lifted his head to look at the other, wings twitching slightly

Carlos’ ears perked. He would have smiled if he could. That sounds great. I, uh… appreciate this. I just didn’t want to scare the children, you know? They haven’t seen me like this before, so…

‘I Wouldn’t Worry To Much, The Kids Here Are Stronger Then They Seem’ he yawned and stretched out

Carlos just hummed and shut his eyes. He curled up against his clothes and let out a long sigh. He was pretty tired.

he curled back up ‘Good Night Friend..’

Carlos hummed again, softly. Goodnight, Drake. Sleep well.

he stayed quiet, seemingly asleep already

the night slipped away peacefully, leaving only the morning sun to shine through the opening of the cave

Carlos was curled up in a fetal position in the corner, his labcoat wrapped around him from a sleepy attempt to seek out warmth. The remainder of his clothes were scattered beneath him to sheild him from the gold stone floor.

Carlos was now completely human, having transformed back in his sleep.

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“Guess I’m doomed to the 8th circle of Hell according to Dante.”

“I haven’t read that book. What’s in the 8th circle?”

“Well according to him, practicing magic is considered violence against nature. What about druids? They are one with nature.”

Carlos snorted softly. “Yeah… I don’t know nothing about druids. But there’s men of priesthood who can heal… can’t magic also be considered calling on some power greater than your own? Priests or popes performing miracles and making revelations… you know what I mean? It doesn’t sound like Dante knows what he’s talking about.”

i keep taking shits as thick as my wrist and it’s causing a lot of pain and tearing, wat can i do?

((I really can’t tell if this is a trolling, so I’m going to answer this seriously.

I would go to a doctor. They would be able to discuss your diet and what suppliments you might need to loosen things up and make it better. Maybe you have a need for more water in your diet too, but I’m not sure.

I don’t know if this is very obvious, but I”m not a doctor. I don’t have a degree or anything like that. My answer for these sort of questions will almost always be ‘go to a doctor’ because I’m not one myself. That and ‘drink more water’. Not because water is a cure-all, but because some people just simply don’t drink enough and some issues can be solved with more water.

I hope you get better and I hope things go well.

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((It’s a podcast in the style of a radio talk/news show narrated by the character Cecil Palmer. The place in which the radio show takes place is a town called Night Vale, where weird things happen such as a possibly radioactive canyon, a library where the librarians are hideous monsters, a dog park which no one is allowed to go to or even look at, hooded figures, and various eldritch/Lovecraftian-like anomalies that have scattered and established themselves throughout the town.

And that’s just a bite-size of what’s actually in the show. I’d recommend it 🙂

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  • “You know a gun never killed nobody. People get shot by people.”
  • “Life is real.”
  • “You got the cutest ass I’ve ever seen.”
  • “Give me your body.”
  • “My only friend through teenage nights.”
  • “You made us feel like we could fly.”
  • “You’ve yet to have your finest hour.”
  • “I love you ‘cause you’re sweet and I love you ‘cause you’re naughty.”
  • “I love you for your mind but give me your body.”
  • “We’re just waiting for the hammer to fall.”
  • “Here we stand or here we fall. History won’t care at all.”
  • “Let the anaesthetic cover it all.”
  • “What the hell are we fighting for?”
  • “Take a look at all the suffering we breed.”
  • “Is this the world we created?”
  • “Just one year of love is better than a lifetime alone.”
  • “One sentimental moment in your arms is like a shooting star right through my heart.”
  • “I’m cold but you light the fire in me.”
  • “Pain is so close to pleasure.”
  • “Pain was all I got when all I needed was some love and affection.”
  • “Who wants to live forever?”
  • “This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us.”
  • “Forever is our today.”
  • “We’re having a miracle on earth.”
  • “It’s a miracle we need.”
  • “Mona Lisa just keeps on smiling.”
  • “Into every life a little rain must fall.”
  • “Others seem to think you are over dramatising.”
  • “She used to be a woman with a hot dog stand.”
  • “Just savour every mouthful and treasure every moment.”
  • “Why don’t you take it and break it and tear it all apart?”
  • “All I do is give. All you do is take.”
  • “I was born to love you with every single beat of my heart.”
  • “This could be heaven for everyone.”
  • “In this world of cool deception, just your smile can smooth my ride.”
  • “Am I dreaming?”
  • “It’s all so beautiful, like a landscape painting in the sky.”

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Carlos chuckled. “Glad I’m good for something,” he joked. His hand came up to touch Hancock’s cheek and guide the ghoul’s mouth to his own so they could kiss where Carlos really wanted to.

“You’re good for a lot more than that.” The ghoul hummed against his lips as Carlos pulled him in for a proper kiss. He hugged him closer and smiled into the kiss, more than happy with this little turn of events, regardless of how far it would actually lead.

Carlos sighed happily through his nose as he held Hancock close. He kissed him and kept kissing him, slow and careful. Carlos was just enjoying the texture of Hancock’s mouth and the soft, slick noises they made as their mouths moved together. He was struck momentarily by how happy he was that they were with each other. So many things could have kept them from getting together, but there they were. And Carlos was very, very glad.


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Hotel California by the Eagles except it’s playing through headphones that hand around your neck while you wait at an inner-city bus stop late at night in the rain. Throughout the song it seems that a pair of footsteps get louder and louder, and the dumpster in the alley next to you begins rumbling as though something is inside it, but something tells you not to turn around. Or else you might miss that bus.

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✧   BROOKLYN  NINE  –  NINE  SENTENCE  PROMPTS   !  

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
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    The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie.

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    Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now.

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  • ❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞
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    Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me.

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    God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.

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    Giving him a name makes him human.

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    I’m fairly certain you would be caught.

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  • ❝

    What’s the most valuable thing in your office?

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    You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius?

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  • ❝

    Did you tell her we slept together twice?

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  • ❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞
  • ❝

    I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing.

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  • ❝

    You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone.

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  • ❝

    Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

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  • ❝

    I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck.

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  • ❝

    Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!

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  • ❝

    Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail?

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  • ❝

    Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate?

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  • ❝

    A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual.

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  • ❝

    It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle.

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  • ❝

    So you remembered to turn off your signature, right?

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  • ❝

    I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know.

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  • ❝

    You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad.

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  • ❝

    Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed!

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  • ❝

    This is a secret. Do you understand me?

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  • ❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞ 
  • ❝

    Well, I think we handled that with dignity.

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  • ❝

    Are you making fun of my stutter?

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  • ❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞
  • ❝

    How do we make it not weird?

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  • ❝

    I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face.

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  • ❝

    You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left?

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  • ❝

    I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward…

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  • ❝

    I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we-

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  • ❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞
  • ❝

    You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up!

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  • ❝

    Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot.

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  • ❝

    What’s up? How can I help?

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  • ❝

    Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is.

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  • ❝

    Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner?

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  • ❝

    Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks.

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  • ❝

    We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion.

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  • ❝

    Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here.

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  • ❝

    I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard.

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    All I did was be the only person who believes in you.

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  • ❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞
  • ❝

    I can smoke as much weed as I want.

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  • ❝

    It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple.

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  • ❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞
  • ❝

    But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth!

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  • ❝

    What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage!

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  • ❝

    Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry.

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  • ❝

    It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your-

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  • ❝

    I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge?

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  • ❝

    I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes.

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  • ❝

    I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want!

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  • ❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞
  • ❝

    I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe.

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  • ❝

    That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now.

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  • ❝

    The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands!

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  • ❝

    Come on, you can be honest.

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  • ❝

    I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list.

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  • ❝

    The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour.

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  • ❝

    Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?!

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  • ❝

    What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank!

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  • ❝

    Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞

  • ❝

    Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?!

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  • ❝

    Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work!

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  • ❝

    What’d you do? What’d you say?

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  • ❝

    I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside.

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  • ❝

    What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem?

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  • ❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞
  • ❝

    I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me.

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  • ❝

    Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine.

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  • ❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞
  • ❝

    You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity.

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  • ❝

    What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it?

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  • ❝

    All because we shut down a foot massage place.

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  • ❝

    Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now.

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  • ❝

    Put your magical hands where I can see them!

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  • ❝

    Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct?

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  • ❝

    I was behind the bar the whole time.

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  • ❝

    I bet they have some awesome name for it.

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  • ❝

    Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute?

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  • ❝

    I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again.

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  • ❝

    You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight.

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  • ❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞    
  • ❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞    
  • ❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞    
  • ❝

    I’ve never seen them before! What is going on?

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  • ❝

    We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.

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  • ❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad.  ❞    
  • ❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞    
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    I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you.

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  • ❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞