Max grows up to be carlos the scientist

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… i don’t know, honestly i was pretty drunk at the time…

*God dammit, Max…*

Okay, so… I’m going to have to ground you from Pure er… Maven, again. That is technically destruction of property, Max. Though hopefully the owner won’t be too mad about having a solid-gold car they can sell off for a better one.

what?! why ground me from Maven again?! he didn’t even do anything! *loud frown*

So he wasn’t drunk as well? He was trying to be a good influence on you this time? *doubtful voice*

no he- he wasn’t drunk during that.. look, it was my ides to turn stuff to gold and i was the one that threw the hand at stuff!

Why – to impress him? Playing with stuff you shouldn’t be playing with isn’t how you impress people, Max.

Folds his arms and looks disappointingly at Pure So… what happened? While you and Max were spending time together?

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Oh geez, uhh… well..
Max got drunk after he ran into a tree. Why did he run into a tree? I was trying to stop him from drinking. Anyway, uh, after he got drunk we, well I wasn’t really doing anything, kind of… turned some stuff to gold… we talked about some stuff and then… we did some… naughty stuff together…

*Sighs* Pure, I need you to tell me again… without minimizing your involvement. You’re in trouble with me already. I need to know where your faults are so I can determine exactly how long I think Max should be grounded from you. So start again from the beginning – and don’t hide anything important, I’m warning you.

Okay… but dont call me Pure. Please.

Well, it pretty much started with Max asking what BDSM was. I then told him what it was and he just… pulled out his flask and wanted to drink. I, like I already said, tried to take it away from him. He wouldn’t give it to me and ran away, so I chased him. He ended up running into a tree, but otherwise he was fine. And then he just… drank the entire flask while I drank apple juice. When he was drunk we turned some stuff to gold, but the cat was his idea not mine! I just wanted to turn trees and a puddle to gold! So, when we turned the things we did to gold we just relaxed for a while. And them Max requested we’d do… uh… “it”….and.. we did.

And that’s pretty much all. We didn’t do anything after that.

Right… your name’s ‘Maven’, Isn’t it? I’m sorry.

How old are you two?

We’re… both… ten…

*groans – Jesus Christ...*

Okay… at your age you should absolutely not be engaging in those sort of activities – even with each other! You’re too young! At this point you don’t understand the full consequences of your actions lead to.

W-well.. anons… actually turned us into adults…

But it’s still bad I guess… since we still had the mindset of ten year old boys…

THey turned you…? Hnng… *He mutters in Spanish about grey-faces*

It is still bad. You two are too young. I’m sorry, but there needs to be some actual growing up before the two of you should have even considered doing those sorts of things.

Yeah.. I know… we’re still too young…

But they do that all the time! They turn us into adults and make us… do it! And sometimes they even force us to do it! And it’s not just Max and me, no, almost everyone! Darcy, Jon, everyone!

But you should know that you really don’t have to. Anons… grey-faces… you do have the ability to ignore that power. It’s tough (within our confines) but it’s possible.

In the meantime… Max is grounded again. And I’m going to be keeping a close eye on him.

Folds his arms and looks disappointingly at Pure So… what happened? While you and Max were spending time together?

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Oh geez, uhh… well..
Max got drunk after he ran into a tree. Why did he run into a tree? I was trying to stop him from drinking. Anyway, uh, after he got drunk we, well I wasn’t really doing anything, kind of… turned some stuff to gold… we talked about some stuff and then… we did some… naughty stuff together…

*Sighs* Pure, I need you to tell me again… without minimizing your involvement. You’re in trouble with me already. I need to know where your faults are so I can determine exactly how long I think Max should be grounded from you. So start again from the beginning – and don’t hide anything important, I’m warning you.

Okay… but dont call me Pure. Please.

Well, it pretty much started with Max asking what BDSM was. I then told him what it was and he just… pulled out his flask and wanted to drink. I, like I already said, tried to take it away from him. He wouldn’t give it to me and ran away, so I chased him. He ended up running into a tree, but otherwise he was fine. And then he just… drank the entire flask while I drank apple juice. When he was drunk we turned some stuff to gold, but the cat was his idea not mine! I just wanted to turn trees and a puddle to gold! So, when we turned the things we did to gold we just relaxed for a while. And them Max requested we’d do… uh… “it”….and.. we did.

And that’s pretty much all. We didn’t do anything after that.

Right… your name’s ‘Maven’, Isn’t it? I’m sorry.

How old are you two?

We’re… both… ten…

*groans – Jesus Christ...*

Okay… at your age you should absolutely not be engaging in those sort of activities – even with each other! You’re too young! At this point you don’t understand the full consequences of your actions lead to.

W-well.. anons… actually turned us into adults…

But it’s still bad I guess… since we still had the mindset of ten year old boys…

THey turned you…? Hnng… *He mutters in Spanish about grey-faces*

It is still bad. You two are too young. I’m sorry, but there needs to be some actual growing up before the two of you should have even considered doing those sorts of things.

Folds his arms and looks disappointingly at Pure So… what happened? While you and Max were spending time together?

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Oh geez, uhh… well..
Max got drunk after he ran into a tree. Why did he run into a tree? I was trying to stop him from drinking. Anyway, uh, after he got drunk we, well I wasn’t really doing anything, kind of… turned some stuff to gold… we talked about some stuff and then… we did some… naughty stuff together…

*Sighs* Pure, I need you to tell me again… without minimizing your involvement. You’re in trouble with me already. I need to know where your faults are so I can determine exactly how long I think Max should be grounded from you. So start again from the beginning – and don’t hide anything important, I’m warning you.

Okay… but dont call me Pure. Please.

Well, it pretty much started with Max asking what BDSM was. I then told him what it was and he just… pulled out his flask and wanted to drink. I, like I already said, tried to take it away from him. He wouldn’t give it to me and ran away, so I chased him. He ended up running into a tree, but otherwise he was fine. And then he just… drank the entire flask while I drank apple juice. When he was drunk we turned some stuff to gold, but the cat was his idea not mine! I just wanted to turn trees and a puddle to gold! So, when we turned the things we did to gold we just relaxed for a while. And them Max requested we’d do… uh… “it”….and.. we did.

And that’s pretty much all. We didn’t do anything after that.

Right… your name’s ‘Maven’, Isn’t it? I’m sorry.

How old are you two?

We’re… both… ten…

*groans – Jesus Christ...*

Okay… at your age you should absolutely not be engaging in those sort of activities – even with each other! You’re too young! At this point you don’t understand the full consequences of your actions lead to.

Folds his arms and looks disappointingly at Pure So… what happened? While you and Max were spending time together?

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Oh geez, uhh… well..
Max got drunk after he ran into a tree. Why did he run into a tree? I was trying to stop him from drinking. Anyway, uh, after he got drunk we, well I wasn’t really doing anything, kind of… turned some stuff to gold… we talked about some stuff and then… we did some… naughty stuff together…

*Sighs* Pure, I need you to tell me again… without minimizing your involvement. You’re in trouble with me already. I need to know where your faults are so I can determine exactly how long I think Max should be grounded from you. So start again from the beginning – and don’t hide anything important, I’m warning you.

Okay… but dont call me Pure. Please.

Well, it pretty much started with Max asking what BDSM was. I then told him what it was and he just… pulled out his flask and wanted to drink. I, like I already said, tried to take it away from him. He wouldn’t give it to me and ran away, so I chased him. He ended up running into a tree, but otherwise he was fine. And then he just… drank the entire flask while I drank apple juice. When he was drunk we turned some stuff to gold, but the cat was his idea not mine! I just wanted to turn trees and a puddle to gold! So, when we turned the things we did to gold we just relaxed for a while. And them Max requested we’d do… uh… “it”….and.. we did.

And that’s pretty much all. We didn’t do anything after that.

Right… your name’s ‘Maven’, Isn’t it? I’m sorry.

How old are you two?

Folds his arms and looks disappointingly at Pure So… what happened? While you and Max were spending time together?

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Oh geez, uhh… well..
Max got drunk after he ran into a tree. Why did he run into a tree? I was trying to stop him from drinking. Anyway, uh, after he got drunk we, well I wasn’t really doing anything, kind of… turned some stuff to gold… we talked about some stuff and then… we did some… naughty stuff together…

*Sighs* Pure, I need you to tell me again… without minimizing your involvement. You’re in trouble with me already. I need to know where your faults are so I can determine exactly how long I think Max should be grounded from you. So start again from the beginning – and don’t hide anything important, I’m warning you.

Max grows up to be carlos the scientist

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doubt it

… i don’t know, honestly i was pretty drunk at the time…

*God dammit, Max…*

Okay, so… I’m going to have to ground you from Pure er… Maven, again. That is technically destruction of property, Max. Though hopefully the owner won’t be too mad about having a solid-gold car they can sell off for a better one.

what?! why ground me from Maven again?! he didn’t even do anything! *loud frown*

So he wasn’t drunk as well? He was trying to be a good influence on you this time? *doubtful voice*

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… i don’t know, honestly i was pretty drunk at the time…

*God dammit, Max…*

Okay, so… I’m going to have to ground you from Pure er… Maven, again. That is technically destruction of property, Max. Though hopefully the owner won’t be too mad about having a solid-gold car they can sell off for a better one.

Max grows up to be carlos the scientist

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This is an actual picture of me when I was your age

… we look nothing alike!

Oh, okay. So the wardrobe is absolutely coincidental. Okay then 🙂

i’m sure alot of kids have blue hoodies, it’s not exactly a trademarked thing Carlos

And a lot of kids wear that scowl, have a yellow tee under the hoodie, black floofy hair, and are POC. :)))))

so there are.. a few shared things, but yes! ~~… wait can i even grow anymore-~~

Accept it, Max – you’re just like you’re old man! Haha!

i never- wait, how can i grow into you if you’re right here??

Through the power of ‘Like Father, Like Son’

huh.. *he puts on a worried look* wait, then would i end up like my.. ‘dad’ back home?

*his teasing smile drops* Not if you don’t want to. It’s up to you, what kind of man you want to be. I’m just… I’m teasing you, Max. I was just playing, I promise.

*he sighed soft and smiled slightly* that’s good..

Yeah… I”m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. Are you okay?

*he glances away before nodding* yeah, i’m alright..

Are… you sure, Max? *because Carlos wasn’t sure, with how Max wasn’t looking at him*

i’m not great, but i’m not bad so that’s.. alright *he shrugs slightly*

Sorry… I’m sorry, Max. *he’s quiet for a moment*

In all seriousness though, I think that hoodie is a great wardrobe choice. *he was trying to lighten the mood just a bit*

*he chuckles, pulling the bottom of his hoodie slightly* didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing!

Hah! Same here! Though I waited until high school to come out of it, if you know what I mean.

*he tilts his head slightly* not really but it must have been great to not have hangers in your face!

Hm… well, very confusing, to say in the least. And there’s certain things in your life you just shouldn’t go on being confused about.

Anyway… How are things going here, Max? Not too bad?

yeah, things have been pretty good, i hung out with Maven yesterday, ~~got laid thanks to anons~~, haven’t died in awhile! ~~also haven’t eaten in awhile but eh..~~

Who’s Maven? Are they nice?

Maven is Pures real name, ~~apparently,~~ so yeah he’s nice

Oh… Pure. *he sighs. But somehow he doesn’t feel like he should be mad at this*

oh yeah! we also turned a bunch of stuff to gold with an old kings hand! *he smiles*

The Hand of Midas? I thought you weren’t supposed to play with that.

… maybe- we turned a car and two trees to gold *he pulls a golden rock out of his pocket* also a rock

Huh… whose, um… whose car was it?

Max grows up to be carlos the scientist

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doubt it

This is an actual picture of me when I was your age

… we look nothing alike!

Oh, okay. So the wardrobe is absolutely coincidental. Okay then 🙂

i’m sure alot of kids have blue hoodies, it’s not exactly a trademarked thing Carlos

And a lot of kids wear that scowl, have a yellow tee under the hoodie, black floofy hair, and are POC. :)))))

so there are.. a few shared things, but yes! ~~… wait can i even grow anymore-~~

Accept it, Max – you’re just like you’re old man! Haha!

i never- wait, how can i grow into you if you’re right here??

Through the power of ‘Like Father, Like Son’

huh.. *he puts on a worried look* wait, then would i end up like my.. ‘dad’ back home?

*his teasing smile drops* Not if you don’t want to. It’s up to you, what kind of man you want to be. I’m just… I’m teasing you, Max. I was just playing, I promise.

*he sighed soft and smiled slightly* that’s good..

Yeah… I”m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. Are you okay?

*he glances away before nodding* yeah, i’m alright..

Are… you sure, Max? *because Carlos wasn’t sure, with how Max wasn’t looking at him*

i’m not great, but i’m not bad so that’s.. alright *he shrugs slightly*

Sorry… I’m sorry, Max. *he’s quiet for a moment*

In all seriousness though, I think that hoodie is a great wardrobe choice. *he was trying to lighten the mood just a bit*

*he chuckles, pulling the bottom of his hoodie slightly* didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing!

Hah! Same here! Though I waited until high school to come out of it, if you know what I mean.

*he tilts his head slightly* not really but it must have been great to not have hangers in your face!

Hm… well, very confusing, to say in the least. And there’s certain things in your life you just shouldn’t go on being confused about.

Anyway… How are things going here, Max? Not too bad?

yeah, things have been pretty good, i hung out with Maven yesterday, ~~got laid thanks to anons~~, haven’t died in awhile! ~~also haven’t eaten in awhile but eh..~~

Who’s Maven? Are they nice?

Maven is Pures real name, ~~apparently,~~ so yeah he’s nice

Oh… Pure. *he sighs. But somehow he doesn’t feel like he should be mad at this*

oh yeah! we also turned a bunch of stuff to gold with an old kings hand! *he smiles*

The Hand of Midas? I thought you weren’t supposed to play with that.