Max grows up to be carlos the scientist

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This is an actual picture of me when I was your age

… we look nothing alike!

Oh, okay. So the wardrobe is absolutely coincidental. Okay then 🙂

i’m sure alot of kids have blue hoodies, it’s not exactly a trademarked thing Carlos

And a lot of kids wear that scowl, have a yellow tee under the hoodie, black floofy hair, and are POC. :)))))

so there are.. a few shared things, but yes! … wait can i even grow anymore-

Accept it, Max – you’re just like you’re old man! Haha!

i never- wait, how can i grow into you if you’re right here??

Through the power of ‘Like Father, Like Son’

huh.. *he puts on a worried look* wait, then would i end up like my.. ‘dad’ back home?

*his teasing smile drops* Not if you don’t want to. It’s up to you, what kind of man you want to be. I’m just… I’m teasing you, Max. I was just playing, I promise.

*he sighed soft and smiled slightly* that’s good..

Yeah… I”m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. Are you okay?

*he glances away before nodding* yeah, i’m alright..

Are… you sure, Max? *because Carlos wasn’t sure, with how Max wasn’t looking at him*

i’m not great, but i’m not bad so that’s.. alright *he shrugs slightly*

Sorry… I’m sorry, Max. *he’s quiet for a moment*

In all seriousness though, I think that hoodie is a great wardrobe choice. *he was trying to lighten the mood just a bit*

*he chuckles, pulling the bottom of his hoodie slightly* didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing!

Hah! Same here! Though I waited until high school to come out of it, if you know what I mean.

*he tilts his head slightly* not really but it must have been great to not have hangers in your face!

Hm… well, very confusing, to say in the least. And there’s certain things in your life you just shouldn’t go on being confused about.

Anyway… How are things going here, Max? Not too bad?

yeah, things have been pretty good, i hung out with Maven yesterday, got laid thanks to anons, haven’t died in awhile! also haven’t eaten in awhile but eh..

Who’s Maven? Are they nice?

Maven is Pures real name, apparently, so yeah he’s nice

Oh… Pure. *he sighs. But somehow he doesn’t feel like he should be mad at this*

Max grows up to be carlos the scientist

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doubt it

This is an actual picture of me when I was your age

… we look nothing alike!

Oh, okay. So the wardrobe is absolutely coincidental. Okay then 🙂

i’m sure alot of kids have blue hoodies, it’s not exactly a trademarked thing Carlos

And a lot of kids wear that scowl, have a yellow tee under the hoodie, black floofy hair, and are POC. :)))))

so there are.. a few shared things, but yes! … wait can i even grow anymore-

Accept it, Max – you’re just like you’re old man! Haha!

i never- wait, how can i grow into you if you’re right here??

Through the power of ‘Like Father, Like Son’

huh.. *he puts on a worried look* wait, then would i end up like my.. ‘dad’ back home?

*his teasing smile drops* Not if you don’t want to. It’s up to you, what kind of man you want to be. I’m just… I’m teasing you, Max. I was just playing, I promise.

*he sighed soft and smiled slightly* that’s good..

Yeah… I”m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. Are you okay?

*he glances away before nodding* yeah, i’m alright..

Are… you sure, Max? *because Carlos wasn’t sure, with how Max wasn’t looking at him*

i’m not great, but i’m not bad so that’s.. alright *he shrugs slightly*

Sorry… I’m sorry, Max. *he’s quiet for a moment*

In all seriousness though, I think that hoodie is a great wardrobe choice. *he was trying to lighten the mood just a bit*

*he chuckles, pulling the bottom of his hoodie slightly* didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing!

Hah! Same here! Though I waited until high school to come out of it, if you know what I mean.

*he tilts his head slightly* not really but it must have been great to not have hangers in your face!

Hm… well, very confusing, to say in the least. And there’s certain things in your life you just shouldn’t go on being confused about.

Anyway… How are things going here, Max? Not too bad?

yeah, things have been pretty good, i hung out with Maven yesterday, got laid thanks to anons, haven’t died in awhile! also haven’t eaten in awhile but eh..

Who’s Maven? Are they nice?

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I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.

… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?

I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.

… Like… literally??

No, figuratively.

Yes literally!

That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.

….

I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…

Maybe.

So far, the only fucked up thing to happen this week, was the chicken bear. And it’s hopefully gonna stay that way.

The what now?

There was a bear made out of chicken in the QM store. It was terrible- hey the pod popped what’s the time?

Oh – Oh, yes, that thing. Sorry – for a second I was thinking of, like, a chimera or something.

Oh, um… *looks at phone* that was a good five minutes and twenty eight seconds.

A what-era?

What’s that compared to the laketime?

Lake time was less than a minute.

And by the way, a Chimera is a, usually unnatural, amalgamation of animals in one body. I thought… I dunno, some kind of feathered bear monster when you said ‘chicken bear’. It didn’t occur to me really that… that thing we saw was made of chicken and not just straight ‘flesh’. Eugh..

…there’s something wrong with that lake.

Also that sounds a million times worse.

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking about that lake. Don’t let anyone go in it, okay? Especially Angela – tell her ‘her Daddy says’. I’m going to take some samples and analyze them at the mobile lab. Maybe I should check your guys’ water filtration too to make sure it’s running properly.

God… what even is this place?

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I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.

… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?

I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.

… Like… literally??

No, figuratively.

Yes literally!

That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.

….

I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…

Maybe.

So far, the only fucked up thing to happen this week, was the chicken bear. And it’s hopefully gonna stay that way.

The what now?

There was a bear made out of chicken in the QM store. It was terrible- hey the pod popped what’s the time?

Oh – Oh, yes, that thing. Sorry – for a second I was thinking of, like, a chimera or something.

Oh, um… *looks at phone* that was a good five minutes and twenty eight seconds.

A what-era?

What’s that compared to the laketime?

Lake time was less than a minute.

And by the way, a Chimera is a, usually unnatural, amalgamation of animals in one body. I thought… I dunno, some kind of feathered bear monster when you said ‘chicken bear’. It didn’t occur to me really that… that thing we saw was made of chicken and not just straight ‘flesh’. Eugh..

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I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.

… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?

I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.

… Like… literally??

No, figuratively.

Yes literally!

That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.

….

I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…

Maybe.

So far, the only fucked up thing to happen this week, was the chicken bear. And it’s hopefully gonna stay that way.

The what now?

There was a bear made out of chicken in the QM store. It was terrible- hey the pod popped what’s the time?

Oh – Oh, yes, that thing. Sorry – for a second I was thinking of, like, a chimera or something.

Oh, um… *looks at phone* that was a good five minutes and twenty eight seconds.

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I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.

… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?

I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.

… Like… literally??

No, figuratively.

Yes literally!

That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.

….

I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…

Maybe.

So far, the only fucked up thing to happen this week, was the chicken bear. And it’s hopefully gonna stay that way.

The what now?

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I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.

… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?

I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.

… Like… literally??

No, figuratively.

Yes literally!

That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.

….

I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…

Max grows up to be carlos the scientist

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doubt it

This is an actual picture of me when I was your age

… we look nothing alike!

Oh, okay. So the wardrobe is absolutely coincidental. Okay then 🙂

i’m sure alot of kids have blue hoodies, it’s not exactly a trademarked thing Carlos

And a lot of kids wear that scowl, have a yellow tee under the hoodie, black floofy hair, and are POC. :)))))

so there are.. a few shared things, but yes! … wait can i even grow anymore-

Accept it, Max – you’re just like you’re old man! Haha!

i never- wait, how can i grow into you if you’re right here??

Through the power of ‘Like Father, Like Son’

huh.. *he puts on a worried look* wait, then would i end up like my.. ‘dad’ back home?

*his teasing smile drops* Not if you don’t want to. It’s up to you, what kind of man you want to be. I’m just… I’m teasing you, Max. I was just playing, I promise.

*he sighed soft and smiled slightly* that’s good..

Yeah… I”m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. Are you okay?

*he glances away before nodding* yeah, i’m alright..

Are… you sure, Max? *because Carlos wasn’t sure, with how Max wasn’t looking at him*

i’m not great, but i’m not bad so that’s.. alright *he shrugs slightly*

Sorry… I’m sorry, Max. *he’s quiet for a moment*

In all seriousness though, I think that hoodie is a great wardrobe choice. *he was trying to lighten the mood just a bit*

*he chuckles, pulling the bottom of his hoodie slightly* didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing!

Hah! Same here! Though I waited until high school to come out of it, if you know what I mean.

*he tilts his head slightly* not really but it must have been great to not have hangers in your face!

Hm… well, very confusing, to say in the least. And there’s certain things in your life you just shouldn’t go on being confused about.

Anyway… How are things going here, Max? Not too bad?