In a way, yeah.
Okay… is… is that all, then?
*Max shrugged* the flowerscouts don’t really bother us and Daniel’s gone and I guess forgotten for the most part so I guess?
Alright. God damn… what even is this camp?
A mess. It’s a mess.
I see. I… okay. God… at least I’m nearby, in case something happens.
In a way, yeah.
Okay… is… is that all, then?
*Max shrugged* the flowerscouts don’t really bother us and Daniel’s gone and I guess forgotten for the most part so I guess?
Alright. God damn… what even is this camp?
To
be fair I don’t think she even existed in the first place. When it
happened there was some bright-ass godly white light and she was gone.She…
I’m definitely calling Mia again.
Maybe she has an explanation. But what about the fire? How did it start?David dubbed it ‘Quartermaster apperciation day’ so we all broke into the Quartermaster store to see what QM’s into and Neil found used barbie dolls and burned them.
Where did he get matches? And how do you ‘use’ Barbie dolls? Were they just second-hand?
I dunno. All I know is Neil was concerned and disgusted and set ‘em on fire.
Disgusted? They’re dolls.
But you guys shouldn’t just burn stuff willy-nilly. I already talked to you about that last night.
Connect the dots dude! You know what QM does like once a month, Neil was disgusted and they were used. At least that’s what I’m assuming Neil meant.
And we’re like 8-11 what do you expect from us.
I – Oh… oh…. OH GOD! I… I understand now.
Dios Mio… *he reaches a hand up to punch the bridge of his nose*
Other than the issues with QM, Campbell, Daniel, and the Woodscouts we’re generally fine.
*sighs deeply* I haven’t heard about the Woodscouts. What do they do?
Occasionally invade the camp, try to steal the camp in stupid camp games, stole something from me, Gwen got it back though so it’s all good.
So basically they’re bullies. That’s great to hear…
To
be fair I don’t think she even existed in the first place. When it
happened there was some bright-ass godly white light and she was gone.She…
I’m definitely calling Mia again.
Maybe she has an explanation. But what about the fire? How did it start?David dubbed it ‘Quartermaster apperciation day’ so we all broke into the Quartermaster store to see what QM’s into and Neil found used barbie dolls and burned them.
Where did he get matches? And how do you ‘use’ Barbie dolls? Were they just second-hand?
I dunno. All I know is Neil was concerned and disgusted and set ‘em on fire.
Disgusted? They’re dolls.
But you guys shouldn’t just burn stuff willy-nilly. I already talked to you about that last night.
Connect the dots dude! You know what QM does like once a month, Neil was disgusted and they were used. At least that’s what I’m assuming Neil meant.
And we’re like 8-11 what do you expect from us.
I – Oh… oh…. OH GOD! I… I understand now.
Dios Mio… *he reaches a hand up to punch the bridge of his nose*
Other than the issues with QM, Campbell, Daniel, and the Woodscouts we’re generally fine.
*sighs deeply* I haven’t heard about the Woodscouts. What do they do?
To
be fair I don’t think she even existed in the first place. When it
happened there was some bright-ass godly white light and she was gone.She…
I’m definitely calling Mia again.
Maybe she has an explanation. But what about the fire? How did it start?David dubbed it ‘Quartermaster apperciation day’ so we all broke into the Quartermaster store to see what QM’s into and Neil found used barbie dolls and burned them.
Where did he get matches? And how do you ‘use’ Barbie dolls? Were they just second-hand?
I dunno. All I know is Neil was concerned and disgusted and set ‘em on fire.
Disgusted? They’re dolls.
But you guys shouldn’t just burn stuff willy-nilly. I already talked to you about that last night.
Connect the dots dude! You know what QM does like once a month, Neil was disgusted and they were used. At least that’s what I’m assuming Neil meant.
And we’re like 8-11 what do you expect from us.
I – Oh… oh…. OH GOD! I… I understand now.
Dios Mio… *he reaches a hand up to punch the bridge of his nose*
To
be fair I don’t think she even existed in the first place. When it
happened there was some bright-ass godly white light and she was gone.She…
I’m definitely calling Mia again.
Maybe she has an explanation. But what about the fire? How did it start?David dubbed it ‘Quartermaster apperciation day’ so we all broke into the Quartermaster store to see what QM’s into and Neil found used barbie dolls and burned them.
Where did he get matches? And how do you ‘use’ Barbie dolls? Were they just second-hand?
I dunno. All I know is Neil was concerned and disgusted and set ‘em on fire.
Disgusted? They’re dolls.
But you guys shouldn’t just burn stuff willy-nilly. I already talked to you about that last night.
To
be fair I don’t think she even existed in the first place. When it
happened there was some bright-ass godly white light and she was gone.She…
I’m definitely calling Mia again.
Maybe she has an explanation. But what about the fire? How did it start?David dubbed it ‘Quartermaster apperciation day’ so we all broke into the Quartermaster store to see what QM’s into and Neil found used barbie dolls and burned them.
Where did he get matches? And how do you ‘use’ Barbie dolls? Were they just second-hand?
To
be fair I don’t think she even existed in the first place. When it
happened there was some bright-ass godly white light and she was gone.
She…
I’m definitely calling Mia again. Maybe she has an explanation. But what about the fire? How did it start?
David
thinks this camp is the greatest thing this side of sleepypeak. He’s
not gonna be able to tell you anything bad other than the Quartersister
incident.I thought you said David didn’t know about the QM’s… um, past time.
No that was a different thing. The Quartersister incident happened in the camp, it was mostly David’s fault.
Oh my god… *sighs deeply* Okay… what happened? With the Quarter-sister?
She was QM’s quarter-sister or something and they tried to get hitched then the fire killed her but QM lived witch leads me to believe that QM is an immortal cryptid.
…
I’ve met immortal cryptids and they don’t look like that.
What the f… heck? Do quarter-sisters even… how does that work?*max shrugged* I’m not touching that garbage fire again. All I know is that QM is a cryptid and his (quarter)sister is dead.
You said they got hitched. Like… married?
Yeah, or tried to at least.
… Gross. God, that’s… that’s gross. That is not okay. I’m sorry you kids had to… know about that.
Wait, did you say she died in a fire?
Yeah.
Jesus Christ! How the hell did that happen! The fire, the – Oh my god, someone died! I – I’ve got to tell Mia about this!
