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David
thinks this camp is the greatest thing this side of sleepypeak. He’s
not gonna be able to tell you anything bad other than the Quartersister
incident.

I thought you said David didn’t know about the QM’s… um, past time.

No that was a different thing. The Quartersister incident happened in the camp, it was mostly David’s fault.

Oh my god… *sighs deeply* Okay… what happened? With the Quarter-sister?

She was QM’s quarter-sister or something and they tried to get hitched then the fire killed her but QM lived witch leads me to believe that QM is an immortal cryptid.

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I’ve met immortal cryptids and they don’t look like that.
What the f… heck? Do quarter-sisters even… how does that work?

*max shrugged* I’m not touching that garbage fire again. All I know is that QM is a cryptid and his (quarter)sister is dead.

You said they got hitched. Like… married?

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David
thinks this camp is the greatest thing this side of sleepypeak. He’s
not gonna be able to tell you anything bad other than the Quartersister
incident.

I thought you said David didn’t know about the QM’s… um, past time.

No that was a different thing. The Quartersister incident happened in the camp, it was mostly David’s fault.

Oh my god… *sighs deeply* Okay… what happened? With the Quarter-sister?

She was QM’s quarter-sister or something and they tried to get hitched then the fire killed her but QM lived witch leads me to believe that QM is an immortal cryptid.

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I’ve met immortal cryptids and they don’t look like that.
What the f… heck? Do quarter-sisters even… how does that work?

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David
thinks this camp is the greatest thing this side of sleepypeak. He’s
not gonna be able to tell you anything bad other than the Quartersister
incident.

I thought you said David didn’t know about the QM’s… um, past time.

No that was a different thing. The Quartersister incident happened in the camp, it was mostly David’s fault.

Oh my god… *sighs deeply* Okay… what happened? With the Quarter-sister?

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I dunno, probably something to do with money.

Right, you said he embezzled money at some point. You said
he doesn’t care about the camp – got an idea of why it’s still around?

I mean,, David kinda runs it now, I guess?

But how does he get paid? Why hasn’t Campbell just let the
camp go? I mean… more than it has – your guys’ bathrooms are atrocious, by the
way. I hope David has taught you how to use nature properly.

Beats me! Gwen’s been trying to get another job, that’s all I know. What do you mean ‘use nature properly’

Apparently David hasn’t taught you… It’s where you dig a
hole first before you… do your business. You know, in case the plumbing backs
up. That way you can bury it and it can decompose faster and safer.

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I dunno, probably something to do with money.

Right, you said he embezzled money at some point. You said
he doesn’t care about the camp – got an idea of why it’s still around?

I mean,, David kinda runs it now, I guess?

But how does he get paid? Why hasn’t Campbell just let the
camp go? I mean… more than it has – your guys’ bathrooms are atrocious, by the
way. I hope David has taught you how to use nature properly.

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I dunno, probably something to do with money.

Right, you said he embezzled money at some point. You said
he doesn’t care about the camp – got an idea of why it’s still around?