*Folds his arms and looks disappointingly at Pure* So… what happened? While you and Max were spending time together?

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Oh geez, uhh… well..
Max got drunk after he ran into a tree. Why did he run into a tree? I was trying to stop him from drinking. Anyway, uh, after he got drunk we, well I wasn’t really doing anything, kind of… turned some stuff to gold… we talked about some stuff and then… we did some… naughty stuff together…

*Sighs* Pure, I need you to tell me again… without minimizing your involvement. You’re in trouble with me already. I need to know where your faults are so I can determine exactly how long I think Max should be grounded from you. So start again from the beginning – and don’t hide anything important, I’m warning you.

Okay… but dont call me Pure. Please.

Well, it pretty much started with Max asking what BDSM was. I then told him what it was and he just… pulled out his flask and wanted to drink. I, like I already said, tried to take it away from him. He wouldn’t give it to me and ran away, so I chased him. He ended up running into a tree, but otherwise he was fine. And then he just… drank the entire flask while I drank apple juice. When he was drunk we turned some stuff to gold, but the cat was his idea not mine! I just wanted to turn trees and a puddle to gold! So, when we turned the things we did to gold we just relaxed for a while. And them Max requested we’d do… uh… “it”….and.. we did.

And that’s pretty much all. We didn’t do anything after that.

Right… your name’s ‘Maven’, Isn’t it? I’m sorry.

How old are you two?

We’re… both… ten…

*groans – Jesus Christ...*

Okay… at your age you should absolutely not be engaging in those sort of activities – even with each other! You’re too young! At this point you don’t understand the full consequences of your actions lead to.

W-well.. anons… actually turned us into adults…

But it’s still bad I guess… since we still had the mindset of ten year old boys…

THey turned you…? Hnng… *He mutters in Spanish about grey-faces*

It is still bad. You two are too young. I’m sorry, but there needs to be some actual growing up before the two of you should have even considered doing those sorts of things.

Yeah.. I know… we’re still too young…

But they do that all the time! They turn us into adults and make us… do it! And sometimes they even force us to do it! And it’s not just Max and me, no, almost everyone! Darcy, Jon, everyone!

But you should know that you really don’t have to. Anons… grey-faces… you do have the ability to ignore that power. It’s tough (within our confines) but it’s possible.

In the meantime… Max is grounded again. And I’m going to be keeping a close eye on him.

….“Grounded” What is- You can ground Max?

That… you know, that time I told him he couldn’t play with you anymore. I ‘grounded’ him. It means he has restrictions.

Oh.. so that’s what being grounded is! Wait- you’re not gonna… lock him up? I thought people would always get locked up when their grounded…

… No. Whoever the hel– er, heck locks up their children like a prisoner when their grounded has serious issues. He has limitations now, yeah, but I’m not running a jail. I don’t even have a place to lock him up in…

Yeah… I just always thought that- Eh, whatever, must’ve been a thing only my parents did..

… I’m sorry, Maven. I hate that for you. No, that’s not what parents are supposed to do.

Huh… well, my parents did a lot of messed up stuff… didn’t even send me to school..

They sound messed up.

Yeah! It was! Well, there was something I had to do what called school but… I think it wasn’t. Because I don’t think school is being forced to suck your fathers- …maybe I should stop talking about this.

*Carlos freezes. He’s quiet for a moment.* I’m… I’m very sorry, Maven. That’s… that is very… you absolutely shouldn’t have had to go through any of that.

Max grows up to be carlos the scientist

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it’s alright, don’t really know why it’s illegel but *hic* i don’t really care

*blinks at the hiccup* It has to do with the fact that children are still growing and a full work schedule can stunt their growth. They’re also easier to exploit than adult workers. Do you… do you need some water, Max?

nah, it’ll pass again.. and i’m not wroking a full schedule, this is actually the first time i’ve been called in *hic* in awhile…

It’s still illegal. *he sighs* Unfortunately, I’m not in a position to make a formal complaint – I”m not your legal guardian. I’d prefer that you didn’t work though – not where it’s an illegal situation like this.

i don’t know if i have a ‘legal gruardian’ anymore, consittering i’m not even from this timeline… *hic*

Okay, seriously, we should get you some water to drink. And what do you mean you’re not from this timeline?

i mean this isn’t the universe i was born in, before i was here, i was at a normal verison of this camp then i k-.. died and when i woke up, i was here!

Oh, I see. I suppose that explains for some of the weird occurrences that happen here…

*Folds his arms and looks disappointingly at Pure* So… what happened? While you and Max were spending time together?

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Oh geez, uhh… well..
Max got drunk after he ran into a tree. Why did he run into a tree? I was trying to stop him from drinking. Anyway, uh, after he got drunk we, well I wasn’t really doing anything, kind of… turned some stuff to gold… we talked about some stuff and then… we did some… naughty stuff together…

*Sighs* Pure, I need you to tell me again… without minimizing your involvement. You’re in trouble with me already. I need to know where your faults are so I can determine exactly how long I think Max should be grounded from you. So start again from the beginning – and don’t hide anything important, I’m warning you.

Okay… but dont call me Pure. Please.

Well, it pretty much started with Max asking what BDSM was. I then told him what it was and he just… pulled out his flask and wanted to drink. I, like I already said, tried to take it away from him. He wouldn’t give it to me and ran away, so I chased him. He ended up running into a tree, but otherwise he was fine. And then he just… drank the entire flask while I drank apple juice. When he was drunk we turned some stuff to gold, but the cat was his idea not mine! I just wanted to turn trees and a puddle to gold! So, when we turned the things we did to gold we just relaxed for a while. And them Max requested we’d do… uh… “it”….and.. we did.

And that’s pretty much all. We didn’t do anything after that.

Right… your name’s ‘Maven’, Isn’t it? I’m sorry.

How old are you two?

We’re… both… ten…

*groans – Jesus Christ...*

Okay… at your age you should absolutely not be engaging in those sort of activities – even with each other! You’re too young! At this point you don’t understand the full consequences of your actions lead to.

W-well.. anons… actually turned us into adults…

But it’s still bad I guess… since we still had the mindset of ten year old boys…

THey turned you…? Hnng… *He mutters in Spanish about grey-faces*

It is still bad. You two are too young. I’m sorry, but there needs to be some actual growing up before the two of you should have even considered doing those sorts of things.

Yeah.. I know… we’re still too young…

But they do that all the time! They turn us into adults and make us… do it! And sometimes they even force us to do it! And it’s not just Max and me, no, almost everyone! Darcy, Jon, everyone!

But you should know that you really don’t have to. Anons… grey-faces… you do have the ability to ignore that power. It’s tough (within our confines) but it’s possible.

In the meantime… Max is grounded again. And I’m going to be keeping a close eye on him.

….“Grounded” What is- You can ground Max?

That… you know, that time I told him he couldn’t play with you anymore. I ‘grounded’ him. It means he has restrictions.

Oh.. so that’s what being grounded is! Wait- you’re not gonna… lock him up? I thought people would always get locked up when their grounded…

… No. Whoever the hel– er, heck locks up their children like a prisoner when their grounded has serious issues. He has limitations now, yeah, but I’m not running a jail. I don’t even have a place to lock him up in…

Yeah… I just always thought that- Eh, whatever, must’ve been a thing only my parents did..

… I’m sorry, Maven. I hate that for you. No, that’s not what parents are supposed to do.

Huh… well, my parents did a lot of messed up stuff… didn’t even send me to school..

They sound messed up.

*Folds his arms and looks disappointingly at Pure* So… what happened? While you and Max were spending time together?

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Oh geez, uhh… well..
Max got drunk after he ran into a tree. Why did he run into a tree? I was trying to stop him from drinking. Anyway, uh, after he got drunk we, well I wasn’t really doing anything, kind of… turned some stuff to gold… we talked about some stuff and then… we did some… naughty stuff together…

*Sighs* Pure, I need you to tell me again… without minimizing your involvement. You’re in trouble with me already. I need to know where your faults are so I can determine exactly how long I think Max should be grounded from you. So start again from the beginning – and don’t hide anything important, I’m warning you.

Okay… but dont call me Pure. Please.

Well, it pretty much started with Max asking what BDSM was. I then told him what it was and he just… pulled out his flask and wanted to drink. I, like I already said, tried to take it away from him. He wouldn’t give it to me and ran away, so I chased him. He ended up running into a tree, but otherwise he was fine. And then he just… drank the entire flask while I drank apple juice. When he was drunk we turned some stuff to gold, but the cat was his idea not mine! I just wanted to turn trees and a puddle to gold! So, when we turned the things we did to gold we just relaxed for a while. And them Max requested we’d do… uh… “it”….and.. we did.

And that’s pretty much all. We didn’t do anything after that.

Right… your name’s ‘Maven’, Isn’t it? I’m sorry.

How old are you two?

We’re… both… ten…

*groans – Jesus Christ...*

Okay… at your age you should absolutely not be engaging in those sort of activities – even with each other! You’re too young! At this point you don’t understand the full consequences of your actions lead to.

W-well.. anons… actually turned us into adults…

But it’s still bad I guess… since we still had the mindset of ten year old boys…

THey turned you…? Hnng… *He mutters in Spanish about grey-faces*

It is still bad. You two are too young. I’m sorry, but there needs to be some actual growing up before the two of you should have even considered doing those sorts of things.

Yeah.. I know… we’re still too young…

But they do that all the time! They turn us into adults and make us… do it! And sometimes they even force us to do it! And it’s not just Max and me, no, almost everyone! Darcy, Jon, everyone!

But you should know that you really don’t have to. Anons… grey-faces… you do have the ability to ignore that power. It’s tough (within our confines) but it’s possible.

In the meantime… Max is grounded again. And I’m going to be keeping a close eye on him.

….“Grounded” What is- You can ground Max?

That… you know, that time I told him he couldn’t play with you anymore. I ‘grounded’ him. It means he has restrictions.

Oh.. so that’s what being grounded is! Wait- you’re not gonna… lock him up? I thought people would always get locked up when their grounded…

… No. Whoever the hel– er, heck locks up their children like a prisoner when their grounded has serious issues. He has limitations now, yeah, but I’m not running a jail. I don’t even have a place to lock him up in…

Yeah… I just always thought that- Eh, whatever, must’ve been a thing only my parents did..

… I’m sorry, Maven. I hate that for you. No, that’s not what parents are supposed to do.

Max grows up to be carlos the scientist

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doubt it

it’s alright, don’t really know why it’s illegel but *hic* i don’t really care

*blinks at the hiccup* It has to do with the fact that children are still growing and a full work schedule can stunt their growth. They’re also easier to exploit than adult workers. Do you… do you need some water, Max?

nah, it’ll pass again.. and i’m not wroking a full schedule, this is actually the first time i’ve been called in *hic* in awhile…

It’s still illegal. *he sighs* Unfortunately, I’m not in a position to make a formal complaint – I”m not your legal guardian. I’d prefer that you didn’t work though – not where it’s an illegal situation like this.

i don’t know if i have a ‘legal gruardian’ anymore, consittering i’m not even from this timeline… *hic*

Okay, seriously, we should get you some water to drink. And what do you mean you’re not from this timeline?

Max grows up to be carlos the scientist

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doubt it

it’s alright, don’t really know why it’s illegel but *hic* i don’t really care

*blinks at the hiccup* It has to do with the fact that children are still growing and a full work schedule can stunt their growth. They’re also easier to exploit than adult workers. Do you… do you need some water, Max?

nah, it’ll pass again.. and i’m not wroking a full schedule, this is actually the first time i’ve been called in *hic* in awhile…

It’s still illegal. *he sighs* Unfortunately, I’m not in a position to make a formal complaint – I”m not your legal guardian. I’d prefer that you didn’t work though – not where it’s an illegal situation like this.

“If it reacts to pain, then it might not be ‘zombie-like’ at all. It might have some form of actual life in it. Perhaps try a gentler approach? See if it reacts to more natural instincts like drinking water or a change in behavior when the lights are turned off? Like an animal would, I mean.”

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“I could, but the boss came in and told me to be rid of it asap. It’s his heart, thus, his call in the end.”

“By the way, who are you?”

“Never! Why?”

“Darn. That’s where I’m living right now. And rumor has it that Elder Gods reside there so… Like I said though, it was probably a stretch. But it seems I’m definitely in a different universe than mine. I’ll assume that until I have proof otherwise.”

“If it reacts to pain, then it might not be ‘zombie-like’ at all. It might have some form of actual life in it. Perhaps try a gentler approach? See if it reacts to more natural instincts like drinking water or a change in behavior when the lights are turned off? Like an animal would, I mean.”

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“I could, but the boss came in and told me to be rid of it asap. It’s his heart, thus, his call in the end.”

“By the way, who are you?”

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“Did you use their kindness against them and conquer their entire society?”

“Uh…. no. They were great masked giants, and one of them had a dog. The Masked Army liked going to war a lot though… and one time when they came back Alicia and Doug bled all over my lab and… well, ruined my months of research and work. I… felt unable to stay after that.” Carlos frowned at the memory. It was… very disappointing. For many reasons.

“The whole ordeal sounds disappointing, but next time you go through the rift maybe you’ll find a place more accommodating to your professional interests. And with less blood.”

“Perhaps. And this time around I ended up here.” He gave the other a polite smile. “By the way… this is your lab. What sort of work are you up to here, if I might ask? Aside from the heart, I mean.”

“Oh I’m a villain. Most would call me a “mad” scientist, but, well I’ve got a clean bill of sanity really. I just look at the bigger picture. I create weapons and help run an organization that specializes in the neutralizing of heroes and do gooders the world over!”

“The boss of course being that of an Elder God has taken over the world more then once, has decided to help evil doers flourish through capitalistic means. We’re the largest conglomerate known to our world! Almost everything has Black Hat Organization’s brand on it!”

“Well, Twinkies aside. Everyone loves those.”

“The Black Hat Organization? I… can’t say I’ve heard of you guys. Huh… this universe may be far more removed from mine than I thought.

“This might be stretching, but since you described your boss as an ‘Elder God’… have you ever heard of a town called Night Vale?”

“If it reacts to pain, then it might not be ‘zombie-like’ at all. It might have some form of actual life in it. Perhaps try a gentler approach? See if it reacts to more natural instincts like drinking water or a change in behavior when the lights are turned off? Like an animal would, I mean.”

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“I could, but the boss came in and told me to be rid of it asap. It’s his heart, thus, his call in the end.”

“By the way, who are you?”

image

“Did you use their kindness against them and conquer their entire society?”

“Uh…. no. They were great masked giants, and one of them had a dog. The Masked Army liked going to war a lot though… and one time when they came back Alicia and Doug bled all over my lab and… well, ruined my months of research and work. I… felt unable to stay after that.” Carlos frowned at the memory. It was… very disappointing. For many reasons.

“The whole ordeal sounds disappointing, but next time you go through the rift maybe you’ll find a place more accommodating to your professional interests. And with less blood.”

“Perhaps. And this time around I ended up here.” He gave the other a polite smile. “By the way… this is your lab. What sort of work are you up to here, if I might ask? Aside from the heart, I mean.”