Max grows up to be carlos the scientist

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doubt it

… i don’t know, honestly i was pretty drunk at the time…

*God dammit, Max…*

Okay, so… I’m going to have to ground you from Pure er… Maven, again. That is technically destruction of property, Max. Though hopefully the owner won’t be too mad about having a solid-gold car they can sell off for a better one.

what?! why ground me from Maven again?! he didn’t even do anything! *loud frown*

So he wasn’t drunk as well? He was trying to be a good influence on you this time? *doubtful voice*

no he- he wasn’t drunk during that.. look, it was my ides to turn stuff to gold and i was the one that threw the hand at stuff!

Why – to impress him? Playing with stuff you shouldn’t be playing with isn’t how you impress people, Max.

i know, but it’s more fun then playing with stuff i’m allowed to play with! and i don’t need to impress Maven, we like each other enough as is

Clearly you do – as the two of you are doing things that children your age shouldn’t be doing. Max, you can’t take people’s things and ruin other people’s things with them.

… *he sighs, frowning as he looks at the ground* i know..

We’re gonna discuss what your grounding entails, Max. For now, let’s dump these bottles.

..what bottles? *slight head tilt*

The booze, Max.

oh, those bottles.. well.. they might already be empty ? *slightly nervous chuckle*

You just had them in your hand. We were going to the Mess to dump them in the sink!

and they somehow got emptied! thought you’d think that was a good thing consittering what we were going to do..

Emptied where though? Max, if you’re hiding them from me…

i-i’m not! maybe.. maybe Reid found them and dumb them!

I hope he did, Max.

If they’re not here anymore, then let’s go back to your tent. And we’ll discuss how we’re going forward.

*he nods, walking towads his tent with his hands in his pockets* …how long am i going to be grounded? cause i have work this week..

What? Why do you have work? You’re ten. It’s illegal to employ children

i wasn’t ten when they employed me, and no one’s fired me yet so.. ~~other Carlos said the same thing but hasn’t tried to get me fired~~

If someone finds out they’re in a lot of trouble – your employers, I mean. What do they have you doing?

moving boxes from one thing to another mostly, i get to move the smaller boxes

Moving boxes? Like… as a moving service? Why did they keep you when you turned back into a kid?

we work in one werehouse instead of moving around everywhere, and honestly, i don’t know, maybe they just like me? *shrugs*

It’s still illegal. Especially without the permission of a legal guardian. If someone finds out, they’re going to get in trouble. Wait, I already said that… sorry.

“If it reacts to pain, then it might not be ‘zombie-like’ at all. It might have some form of actual life in it. Perhaps try a gentler approach? See if it reacts to more natural instincts like drinking water or a change in behavior when the lights are turned off? Like an animal would, I mean.”

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“I could, but the boss came in and told me to be rid of it asap. It’s his heart, thus, his call in the end.”

“By the way, who are you?”

“Did you use their kindness against them and conquer their entire society?”

“Uh…. no. They were great masked giants, and one of them had a dog. The Masked Army liked going to war a lot though… and one time when they came back Alicia and Doug bled all over my lab and… well, ruined my months of research and work. I… felt unable to stay after that.” Carlos frowned at the memory. It was… very disappointing. For many reasons.

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doubt it

… i don’t know, honestly i was pretty drunk at the time…

*God dammit, Max…*

Okay, so… I’m going to have to ground you from Pure er… Maven, again. That is technically destruction of property, Max. Though hopefully the owner won’t be too mad about having a solid-gold car they can sell off for a better one.

what?! why ground me from Maven again?! he didn’t even do anything! *loud frown*

So he wasn’t drunk as well? He was trying to be a good influence on you this time? *doubtful voice*

no he- he wasn’t drunk during that.. look, it was my ides to turn stuff to gold and i was the one that threw the hand at stuff!

Why – to impress him? Playing with stuff you shouldn’t be playing with isn’t how you impress people, Max.

i know, but it’s more fun then playing with stuff i’m allowed to play with! and i don’t need to impress Maven, we like each other enough as is

Clearly you do – as the two of you are doing things that children your age shouldn’t be doing. Max, you can’t take people’s things and ruin other people’s things with them.

… *he sighs, frowning as he looks at the ground* i know..

We’re gonna discuss what your grounding entails, Max. For now, let’s dump these bottles.

..what bottles? *slight head tilt*

The booze, Max.

oh, those bottles.. well.. they might already be empty ? *slightly nervous chuckle*

You just had them in your hand. We were going to the Mess to dump them in the sink!

and they somehow got emptied! thought you’d think that was a good thing consittering what we were going to do..

Emptied where though? Max, if you’re hiding them from me…

i-i’m not! maybe.. maybe Reid found them and dumb them!

I hope he did, Max.

If they’re not here anymore, then let’s go back to your tent. And we’ll discuss how we’re going forward.

*he nods, walking towads his tent with his hands in his pockets* …how long am i going to be grounded? cause i have work this week..

What? Why do you have work? You’re ten. It’s illegal to employ children

i wasn’t ten when they employed me, and no one’s fired me yet so.. ~~other Carlos said the same thing but hasn’t tried to get me fired~~

If someone finds out they’re in a lot of trouble – your employers, I mean. What do they have you doing?

moving boxes from one thing to another mostly, i get to move the smaller boxes

Moving boxes? Like… as a moving service? Why did they keep you when you turned back into a kid?

“If it reacts to pain, then it might not be ‘zombie-like’ at all. It might have some form of actual life in it. Perhaps try a gentler approach? See if it reacts to more natural instincts like drinking water or a change in behavior when the lights are turned off? Like an animal would, I mean.”

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“I could, but the boss came in and told me to be rid of it asap. It’s his heart, thus, his call in the end.”

“By the way, who are you?”

“Huh? Oh, sorry – I guess it’s kinda unprofessional of me. I’m Carlos Ramon – I’m a scientist.

“That’s a shame about the heart creature thing. But I guess if it belongs to your boss… his body and his rules and all that.”

“Oh, well, Carlos. I’m not sure how you came about my lab, but it’s a pleasure to meet you regardless! My name is Doctor Flug Slys. As for the heart, I’ll do and record as many experiments as I can before it needs to be disposed of.”

Carlos smiled at the other. “It’s a pleasure, Dr Slys. I’ll be honest, I’m not sure exactly how I got here. I was studying a phenomenon that looked like some sort of temporal rift. I guess my being here proves that theory.”

“Temporal rifts, egh, unpredictable when just doing their own thing. It’s a lottery with most of them as to where you end up really.”

“Oh yes, absolutely. There was one time I encountered one that looked like a wooden oak door – I got stuck in an alternate desert world for months. The locals were nice enough to me at least.”

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doubt it

… i don’t know, honestly i was pretty drunk at the time…

*God dammit, Max…*

Okay, so… I’m going to have to ground you from Pure er… Maven, again. That is technically destruction of property, Max. Though hopefully the owner won’t be too mad about having a solid-gold car they can sell off for a better one.

what?! why ground me from Maven again?! he didn’t even do anything! *loud frown*

So he wasn’t drunk as well? He was trying to be a good influence on you this time? *doubtful voice*

no he- he wasn’t drunk during that.. look, it was my ides to turn stuff to gold and i was the one that threw the hand at stuff!

Why – to impress him? Playing with stuff you shouldn’t be playing with isn’t how you impress people, Max.

i know, but it’s more fun then playing with stuff i’m allowed to play with! and i don’t need to impress Maven, we like each other enough as is

Clearly you do – as the two of you are doing things that children your age shouldn’t be doing. Max, you can’t take people’s things and ruin other people’s things with them.

… *he sighs, frowning as he looks at the ground* i know..

We’re gonna discuss what your grounding entails, Max. For now, let’s dump these bottles.

..what bottles? *slight head tilt*

The booze, Max.

oh, those bottles.. well.. they might already be empty ? *slightly nervous chuckle*

You just had them in your hand. We were going to the Mess to dump them in the sink!

and they somehow got emptied! thought you’d think that was a good thing consittering what we were going to do..

Emptied where though? Max, if you’re hiding them from me…

i-i’m not! maybe.. maybe Reid found them and dumb them!

I hope he did, Max.

If they’re not here anymore, then let’s go back to your tent. And we’ll discuss how we’re going forward.

*he nods, walking towads his tent with his hands in his pockets* …how long am i going to be grounded? cause i have work this week..

What? Why do you have work? You’re ten. It’s illegal to employ children

i wasn’t ten when they employed me, and no one’s fired me yet so.. ~~other Carlos said the same thing but hasn’t tried to get me fired~~

If someone finds out they’re in a lot of trouble – your employers, I mean. What do they have you doing?

“If it reacts to pain, then it might not be ‘zombie-like’ at all. It might have some form of actual life in it. Perhaps try a gentler approach? See if it reacts to more natural instincts like drinking water or a change in behavior when the lights are turned off? Like an animal would, I mean.”

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“I could, but the boss came in and told me to be rid of it asap. It’s his heart, thus, his call in the end.”

“By the way, who are you?”

“Huh? Oh, sorry – I guess it’s kinda unprofessional of me. I’m Carlos Ramon – I’m a scientist.

“That’s a shame about the heart creature thing. But I guess if it belongs to your boss… his body and his rules and all that.”

“Oh, well, Carlos. I’m not sure how you came about my lab, but it’s a pleasure to meet you regardless! My name is Doctor Flug Slys. As for the heart, I’ll do and record as many experiments as I can before it needs to be disposed of.”

Carlos smiled at the other. “It’s a pleasure, Dr Slys. I’ll be honest, I’m not sure exactly how I got here. I was studying a phenomenon that looked like some sort of temporal rift. I guess my being here proves that theory.”

Folds his arms and looks disappointingly at Pure So… what happened? While you and Max were spending time together?

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Oh geez, uhh… well..
Max got drunk after he ran into a tree. Why did he run into a tree? I was trying to stop him from drinking. Anyway, uh, after he got drunk we, well I wasn’t really doing anything, kind of… turned some stuff to gold… we talked about some stuff and then… we did some… naughty stuff together…

*Sighs* Pure, I need you to tell me again… without minimizing your involvement. You’re in trouble with me already. I need to know where your faults are so I can determine exactly how long I think Max should be grounded from you. So start again from the beginning – and don’t hide anything important, I’m warning you.

Okay… but dont call me Pure. Please.

Well, it pretty much started with Max asking what BDSM was. I then told him what it was and he just… pulled out his flask and wanted to drink. I, like I already said, tried to take it away from him. He wouldn’t give it to me and ran away, so I chased him. He ended up running into a tree, but otherwise he was fine. And then he just… drank the entire flask while I drank apple juice. When he was drunk we turned some stuff to gold, but the cat was his idea not mine! I just wanted to turn trees and a puddle to gold! So, when we turned the things we did to gold we just relaxed for a while. And them Max requested we’d do… uh… “it”….and.. we did.

And that’s pretty much all. We didn’t do anything after that.

Right… your name’s ‘Maven’, Isn’t it? I’m sorry.

How old are you two?

We’re… both… ten…

*groans – Jesus Christ...*

Okay… at your age you should absolutely not be engaging in those sort of activities – even with each other! You’re too young! At this point you don’t understand the full consequences of your actions lead to.

W-well.. anons… actually turned us into adults…

But it’s still bad I guess… since we still had the mindset of ten year old boys…

THey turned you…? Hnng… *He mutters in Spanish about grey-faces*

It is still bad. You two are too young. I’m sorry, but there needs to be some actual growing up before the two of you should have even considered doing those sorts of things.

Yeah.. I know… we’re still too young…

But they do that all the time! They turn us into adults and make us… do it! And sometimes they even force us to do it! And it’s not just Max and me, no, almost everyone! Darcy, Jon, everyone!

But you should know that you really don’t have to. Anons… grey-faces… you do have the ability to ignore that power. It’s tough (within our confines) but it’s possible.

In the meantime… Max is grounded again. And I’m going to be keeping a close eye on him.

….“Grounded” What is- You can ground Max?

That… you know, that time I told him he couldn’t play with you anymore. I ‘grounded’ him. It means he has restrictions.

Oh.. so that’s what being grounded is! Wait- you’re not gonna… lock him up? I thought people would always get locked up when their grounded…

… No. Whoever the hel– er, heck locks up their children like a prisoner when their grounded has serious issues. He has limitations now, yeah, but I’m not running a jail. I don’t even have a place to lock him up in…

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doubt it

… i don’t know, honestly i was pretty drunk at the time…

*God dammit, Max…*

Okay, so… I’m going to have to ground you from Pure er… Maven, again. That is technically destruction of property, Max. Though hopefully the owner won’t be too mad about having a solid-gold car they can sell off for a better one.

what?! why ground me from Maven again?! he didn’t even do anything! *loud frown*

So he wasn’t drunk as well? He was trying to be a good influence on you this time? *doubtful voice*

no he- he wasn’t drunk during that.. look, it was my ides to turn stuff to gold and i was the one that threw the hand at stuff!

Why – to impress him? Playing with stuff you shouldn’t be playing with isn’t how you impress people, Max.

i know, but it’s more fun then playing with stuff i’m allowed to play with! and i don’t need to impress Maven, we like each other enough as is

Clearly you do – as the two of you are doing things that children your age shouldn’t be doing. Max, you can’t take people’s things and ruin other people’s things with them.

… *he sighs, frowning as he looks at the ground* i know..

We’re gonna discuss what your grounding entails, Max. For now, let’s dump these bottles.

..what bottles? *slight head tilt*

The booze, Max.

oh, those bottles.. well.. they might already be empty ? *slightly nervous chuckle*

You just had them in your hand. We were going to the Mess to dump them in the sink!

and they somehow got emptied! thought you’d think that was a good thing consittering what we were going to do..

Emptied where though? Max, if you’re hiding them from me…

i-i’m not! maybe.. maybe Reid found them and dumb them!

I hope he did, Max.

If they’re not here anymore, then let’s go back to your tent. And we’ll discuss how we’re going forward.

*he nods, walking towads his tent with his hands in his pockets* …how long am i going to be grounded? cause i have work this week..

What? Why do you have work? You’re ten. It’s illegal to employ children

“If it reacts to pain, then it might not be ‘zombie-like’ at all. It might have some form of actual life in it. Perhaps try a gentler approach? See if it reacts to more natural instincts like drinking water or a change in behavior when the lights are turned off? Like an animal would, I mean.”

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“I could, but the boss came in and told me to be rid of it asap. It’s his heart, thus, his call in the end.”

“By the way, who are you?”

“Huh? Oh, sorry – I guess it’s kinda unprofessional of me. I’m Carlos Ramon – I’m a scientist.

“That’s a shame about the heart creature thing. But I guess if it belongs to your boss… his body and his rules and all that.”

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doubt it

… i don’t know, honestly i was pretty drunk at the time…

*God dammit, Max…*

Okay, so… I’m going to have to ground you from Pure er… Maven, again. That is technically destruction of property, Max. Though hopefully the owner won’t be too mad about having a solid-gold car they can sell off for a better one.

what?! why ground me from Maven again?! he didn’t even do anything! *loud frown*

So he wasn’t drunk as well? He was trying to be a good influence on you this time? *doubtful voice*

no he- he wasn’t drunk during that.. look, it was my ides to turn stuff to gold and i was the one that threw the hand at stuff!

Why – to impress him? Playing with stuff you shouldn’t be playing with isn’t how you impress people, Max.

i know, but it’s more fun then playing with stuff i’m allowed to play with! and i don’t need to impress Maven, we like each other enough as is

Clearly you do – as the two of you are doing things that children your age shouldn’t be doing. Max, you can’t take people’s things and ruin other people’s things with them.

… *he sighs, frowning as he looks at the ground* i know..

We’re gonna discuss what your grounding entails, Max. For now, let’s dump these bottles.

..what bottles? *slight head tilt*

The booze, Max.

oh, those bottles.. well.. they might already be empty ? *slightly nervous chuckle*

You just had them in your hand. We were going to the Mess to dump them in the sink!

and they somehow got emptied! thought you’d think that was a good thing consittering what we were going to do..

Emptied where though? Max, if you’re hiding them from me…

i-i’m not! maybe.. maybe Reid found them and dumb them!

I hope he did, Max.

If they’re not here anymore, then let’s go back to your tent. And we’ll discuss how we’re going forward.