The Vampire of Night Vale

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Carlos left the room to find their reserv bloodstones and a bottle of water for them to share… if Cecil felt up to it at all. He came back soon and placed the net bag of bloodstones on Cecil’s end-table. He then took the water to his own side before stripping down to his boxers.

Carlos crawled into the bed and lay beside Cecil. He watched the other to see if he was still awake at all.

       Cecil groaned and muttered sleepily as Carlos crawled into bed with him. He reached out, seeking his husband blindly (it was hard to tell if he was asleep yet, or only pretending to help himself get there), hoping to snuggle and hold him, and to find comfort and solace in him.

Carlos smiled slightly. Of course Cecil wanted cuddles. He obliged him and took one hand in his before sliding in to wrap it around his own waste. He put one hand on Cecil’s hip and then just used his other to help pillow his head.

The day finally started to catch up to Carlos and he got sleepy. He sighed and shut his eyes, waiting to fall into sleep’s embrace.

Everything would be better tomorrow. It almost always got better tomorrow.

       Contented with the cuddles, Cecil slept. He slept far deeper than was normal for him, his body completely cold and still and lifeless. 

        Normally, he rose with the sun, but today, he just stayed like this, not moving, not breathing. He missed the sunrise, and the birds he would have frightened off with his coffee hammer. He was undisturbed by his husband waking.

       He was absolutely and in every way as a man dead.

Carlos, himself, slept more than he usually did as well. He
was very tired, and his body wasn’t at 100%. It needed additional resources to
replenish his missing blood supply, and to save those he had slept longer.

When he finally started to stir, when the sun was shining
through the blinds in the window, he had the sense that something was wrong. He
felt alone. Very alone. Which he shouldn’t have been, as he fell asleep with
Cecil – he almost always fell asleep with Cecil. His arms were still wrapped
around the other man’s body.

He opened his eyes to confirm that Cecil was still there.
However, his mind started to catch up with him and Carlos realized he was cold.
Very cold. Like standing water. And he couldn’t hear anything; no breathing, no
bodily functions – nothing.

Carlos started to panic and he pushed himself up quickly,
looking down at the man beside him. “Cecil? Cecil, are you—“ He stopped, not
wanting to say it. “Ceec, can… can you hear me?” he asked instead, hand
gripping the other’s shoulder and giving it a shake.

The monster – what if its bite was actually venomous? What
if the vampirism was actually just symptoms leading up to a death? What if –
what if – what if Cecil was actually… actually…

       Cecil did not give a response. His body only went limply along with the shaking, He did not stir, did not resist the shaking. He was sickeningly, painfully, heartbreakingly still

       The stillness lingered in the bedroom as well, thick in the air, lonely over poor Carlos as he fearfully, frantically tried to rouse his husband. The possibility, horrific beyond name, that Cecil was truly no longer there drained the warmth from the room and left it as cold as the white-haired radio host.

       Time itself was still now; it seemed to go on for an eternity. The eternity that Cecil wouldn’t be there.

       Then, at the end of this endless wait, there was a soft, breathy, blessed
                                                                                                                g r o a n.

Carlos was growing more and more frantic as he tried to
somehow rouse Cecil back from wherever his soul had gone. He was actually startled
very badly by the groaning noise.

However, it didn’t actually give him any relief – Carlos worried
that the noise had been made by air being expelled from Cecil’s lungs while his
body had been shaken by Carlos’ anxious and frightened hands.

“Ceec!” he exclaimed desperately. “Ceec, Ceec, Ceec, can you
hear me? Honey, please, wake up for me!” His hand remained on Cecil’s shoulder,
the grip desperate and tight.

TAK was a small puppy who, when Carlos had met them, had seen much better days. But upon the pups discovery – and once Carlos realized that somehow this was a dog that he actually wasn’t allergic to – Carlos couldn’t help but take them in and nurse them back to health at the expense of his own caps.

TAK was a very curious puppy. But they were also very cautious – one would mistake it for skittishness. Meeting new people, TAK would stay by Carlos’ side and just watch them.

And so that’s how it was, TAK standing stubbornly beside Carlos’ leg as they looked up and stared at the other wasteland wanderer and watched her. If they were an older dog, it might have been scarier.

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*Max hugged himself and sighed boredly, waiting for Carlos to finish so they could leave* well that fucking sucked..

When we get back, I’m going to give you some anti-anon cookies. I’ve been hoarding them.

anti-anon cookies? how does that work? *he loos at Carlos, tilting his head slightly*

Well, I haven’t had to use one for a while… but I think either you can eat the cookie to be temporarily immune to the grey-face magic – enough for about one M!A cast – or you can just… hold it in front of you and it’ll get ‘consumed’? Same result though.

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*stands there. He flinches once, nervously* @dedmaxsearchhistory

Maaaaaax…..?

*he looked sick and pale* whaaaaat..?

Max…. Max, you don’t look good. I… Please, please, please, tell me – did you eat something you shouldn’t have?? I know I just went through this with you but… but humor me, okay?

*he glanced away, muttering* a-an anon made me, okay? but i’ll be fine in abit..

Yeah, it will be because I’m taking you to the hospital! *he picks up the kid and carries him to his car* Max, if you have to throw up then don’t be afraid to do it. Your body needs to get all that wax out and fast. *he opens the back door of the car and puts Max in a seat.*

*he groaned, wrapping his arms around himself* do we really need to go to the hospital? can’t i just die peacefully at camp?

You’re not going to die. It’ll take time before the crayons get to the intestines – but we need to get you to the hospital and get them out before they cause a blockage. *Carlos put a seatbelt on Max and hurried to the driver’s seat* Hold on, Max – you’re going to be okay!

*he leans his head aganst the window, glancing at Carlos* it’s just going to be some huge bill… what can i say to convince you not to go to the hospital? *coughs* it take me like.. five to ten minutes to die Carlos, even that would suck less the a hospital…

I don’t care about the cost, Max – you’re worth it! And it won’t take ten minutes – death from intestinal blockage would take longer. We’re just gonna get that wax out of you and be done with it!

*long groan* how do you even get wax out of a body..?

I… Well, Max, you could throw it up yourself. But if you’re unable to do that, the hospital can pump your stomach. It’s… it’s where they empty it before anything has a chance to get into the intestines.

eww… *sighs* … what if they’re too late and some did get in my intestines? *slightly worried look*

I… I don’t know. But I don’t think we’re too late. I mean… I’m not a doctor or anything, but as a scientist my, uh… my educated guess is that we’re not too late. Hang in there, Max. Um… if you need to throw up at all then… then tell me.

*he nods, shaking slightly* a-alright… t-thanks Carlos..

*nods, glancing at Max through the rear-view mirror* Hang on, buddy. We’ll be there soon. *he puts in ‘hospital’ in the navigation for his car and he follows the directions*

*he just stared out the window, internally trying to calm himself down as he whinced softly*

*it feels like forever for Carlos, but finally he was pulling up to the small-town hospital. He found a parking spot and he hops out before going to help Max. He undoes Max’ seatbelt and holds his arms out.* Put your arm around my neck, Max – I’ll carry you in, okay?

*he hesitated before wrapping his arms around Carlos’ shoulder, seemingly shaking more as he looked at the hospital* i-is this going to suck..?

*’yeah, the stomach pump might!’ No.. no… terrible joke. He wasn’t going to say that one.* Let’s hope it’s not as bad as it could be, Max. But we’ll see how it goes. I got you here quickly, so that’s good. *he picks up Max, shuts the car with his knee before locking it and carries Max to the automatic doors.*

*he nods slightly, finally calming down abit* y-yeah… j-just promise me one thing? j-just don’t leave me.. *coughs* fuck-

I’m gonna be with you, Max, I promise. *he walks in and goes up to the receptionist, quickly explaining the emergency.*

t-that’s good.. at least one thing about this doesn’t have to suck..

*Max was brought to the back right away and was put on a gurney with Carlos sitting beside him. Carlos was given some paperwork to fill out… but Carlos frowned at it.* Max… I don’t know anything about your medical history…

m-medical history? eh.. it’s mostly just broken bones… i think i got my stomach pumped before this though.. oh yeah, there was also that car crash a few monthes ago *coughs* how long is-is this going to take?

Not too long… they’re gonna get you checked out pretty quick to see if the pumping is even needed. I… I guess I’ll just fill this out the best I can. Do you have any allergies, Max?

not that i remember.. wax poisoning hurts worse then any other form of poisoning i’ve ever had and i didn’t th-think that was possible… *he covers his eyes with his arm*

I don’t think it’s the poisoning… I think it’s just the heavy weight of unmalleable wax in your stomach. Your stomach tries to move and digest it, but it can’t. Crayons – Crayola ones at least – are made of animal fat, kind of like soap. But soap has more chemicals in it. At least it isn’t soap…

w-w-wait, what?! soap’s made out of animal fat?! what the fuck! *he crosses his arms, glaring at the wall* that’s fucked up. don’t they know animals need their fat?

Well, we need animal meat too. So when an animal is slaughtered… it’s just basically killing two birds with one stone. *frowns at himself* Sorry – I shouldn’t be talking about that while you’re sick.

*he almost looked sicker then before

*and then time skip because bleh-*

*Max is in recovery and Carlos is signing paperwork, getting ready to check him out*

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*stands there. He flinches once, nervously* @dedmaxsearchhistory

Maaaaaax…..?

*he looked sick and pale* whaaaaat..?

Max…. Max, you don’t look good. I… Please, please, please, tell me – did you eat something you shouldn’t have?? I know I just went through this with you but… but humor me, okay?

*he glanced away, muttering* a-an anon made me, okay? but i’ll be fine in abit..

Yeah, it will be because I’m taking you to the hospital! *he picks up the kid and carries him to his car* Max, if you have to throw up then don’t be afraid to do it. Your body needs to get all that wax out and fast. *he opens the back door of the car and puts Max in a seat.*

*he groaned, wrapping his arms around himself* do we really need to go to the hospital? can’t i just die peacefully at camp?

You’re not going to die. It’ll take time before the crayons get to the intestines – but we need to get you to the hospital and get them out before they cause a blockage. *Carlos put a seatbelt on Max and hurried to the driver’s seat* Hold on, Max – you’re going to be okay!

*he leans his head aganst the window, glancing at Carlos* it’s just going to be some huge bill… what can i say to convince you not to go to the hospital? *coughs* it take me like.. five to ten minutes to die Carlos, even that would suck less the a hospital…

I don’t care about the cost, Max – you’re worth it! And it won’t take ten minutes – death from intestinal blockage would take longer. We’re just gonna get that wax out of you and be done with it!

*long groan* how do you even get wax out of a body..?

I… Well, Max, you could throw it up yourself. But if you’re unable to do that, the hospital can pump your stomach. It’s… it’s where they empty it before anything has a chance to get into the intestines.

eww… *sighs* … what if they’re too late and some did get in my intestines? *slightly worried look*

I… I don’t know. But I don’t think we’re too late. I mean… I’m not a doctor or anything, but as a scientist my, uh… my educated guess is that we’re not too late. Hang in there, Max. Um… if you need to throw up at all then… then tell me.

*he nods, shaking slightly* a-alright… t-thanks Carlos..

*nods, glancing at Max through the rear-view mirror* Hang on, buddy. We’ll be there soon. *he puts in ‘hospital’ in the navigation for his car and he follows the directions*

*he just stared out the window, internally trying to calm himself down as he whinced softly*

*it feels like forever for Carlos, but finally he was pulling up to the small-town hospital. He found a parking spot and he hops out before going to help Max. He undoes Max’ seatbelt and holds his arms out.* Put your arm around my neck, Max – I’ll carry you in, okay?

*he hesitated before wrapping his arms around Carlos’ shoulder, seemingly shaking more as he looked at the hospital* i-is this going to suck..?

*’yeah, the stomach pump might!’ No.. no… terrible joke. He wasn’t going to say that one.* Let’s hope it’s not as bad as it could be, Max. But we’ll see how it goes. I got you here quickly, so that’s good. *he picks up Max, shuts the car with his knee before locking it and carries Max to the automatic doors.*

*he nods slightly, finally calming down abit* y-yeah… j-just promise me one thing? j-just don’t leave me.. *coughs* fuck-

I’m gonna be with you, Max, I promise. *he walks in and goes up to the receptionist, quickly explaining the emergency.*

t-that’s good.. at least one thing about this doesn’t have to suck..

*Max was brought to the back right away and was put on a gurney with Carlos sitting beside him. Carlos was given some paperwork to fill out… but Carlos frowned at it.* Max… I don’t know anything about your medical history…

m-medical history? eh.. it’s mostly just broken bones… i think i got my stomach pumped before this though.. oh yeah, there was also that car crash a few monthes ago *coughs* how long is-is this going to take?

Not too long… they’re gonna get you checked out pretty quick to see if the pumping is even needed. I… I guess I’ll just fill this out the best I can. Do you have any allergies, Max?

not that i remember.. wax poisoning hurts worse then any other form of poisoning i’ve ever had and i didn’t th-think that was possible… *he covers his eyes with his arm*

I don’t think it’s the poisoning… I think it’s just the heavy weight of unmalleable wax in your stomach. Your stomach tries to move and digest it, but it can’t. Crayons – Crayola ones at least – are made of animal fat, kind of like soap. But soap has more chemicals in it. At least it isn’t soap…

w-w-wait, what?! soap’s made out of animal fat?! what the fuck! *he crosses his arms, glaring at the wall* that’s fucked up. don’t they know animals need their fat?

Well, we need animal meat too. So when an animal is slaughtered… it’s just basically killing two birds with one stone. *frowns at himself* Sorry – I shouldn’t be talking about that while you’re sick.

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No- I don’t think- I don’t know.

Well…. if it is, let me know, okay?

*peeks into the pot* The ice is melted. Wanna feel the water? See if it’s cool enough?

*Max stuck his hand in the water before grabbing three(3) more ice cubes and tossing them in* almost.

Alright. *Carlos grabs an ice cube out of the pitcher and pops it in his mouth, crunching it with his teeth.*

Have you ever tried the hairspray lighter thing? *max took one of the ice cubes and put it in his mouth*

Yes, and it is very dangerous. I suggest, before doing that, you find a nice open space away from anything flammable. *how can one be noisy eating ice? Who knows, but Carlos is noisy*

Well that’s damn impossible since this is the middle of the forrest almost.

Well, then wait until you can find a nice parking lot to do it in. With adult supervision.

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No- I don’t think- I don’t know.

Well…. if it is, let me know, okay?

*peeks into the pot* The ice is melted. Wanna feel the water? See if it’s cool enough?

*Max stuck his hand in the water before grabbing three(3) more ice cubes and tossing them in* almost.

Alright. *Carlos grabs an ice cube out of the pitcher and pops it in his mouth, crunching it with his teeth.*

Have you ever tried the hairspray lighter thing? *max took one of the ice cubes and put it in his mouth*

Yes, and it is very dangerous. I suggest, before doing that, you find a nice open space away from anything flammable. *how can one be noisy eating ice? Who knows, but Carlos is noisy*

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He
could hear the worry in that soft response as Carlos realised what
his words could mean, and he relished it, chuckling softly to
himself as he watched the human tinkering with what seemed to be a
phone. Ahh, so that was what he was looking for…

Multiple
eyes blinked at Carlos from the fibrous mass bewebbing the place, a
variety of greenly-fanged mouths grinning at him. “You’re in my
home, Carlos~” He responded, his tone somewhat sing-song.
They’d not been introduced, but it hadn’t been hard to discover his
name given that he had access to the man’s blog. “So nice to meet
you~”

Carlos was shaken, his mind working to figure out where on
Earth he could possibly be, or what
was happening.

“U-uh, um… Nice to meet you too,” he responded to the
many-voiced mass. “I – I’m so sorry for my outburst a second ago – I was
startled, but I realize that’s no excuse for rudeness.” He was confused, but
that was no reason to not be polite. This was his first interaction with this
being (beings?) after all. “Though… a person with a large vocabulary would say
that you have me at a disadvantage,” Carlos continued. “A scientist would say that you have me at several disadvantages. Is there a light in here? My flashlight isn’t
hurting you, is it?”

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No- I don’t think- I don’t know.

Well…. if it is, let me know, okay?

*peeks into the pot* The ice is melted. Wanna feel the water? See if it’s cool enough?

*Max stuck his hand in the water before grabbing three(3) more ice cubes and tossing them in* almost.

Alright. *Carlos grabs an ice cube out of the pitcher and pops it in his mouth, crunching it with his teeth.*