chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*he sees something in the corner of his eye as he turns, but it vanishes*

*Carlos blinks and looks around, wondering if there was a deer or something that he’d seen*

A: How are you gonna get him a diaper, Papa? We’re not at the store yet.

C: Oh! Well, I’m going to do a makeshift one with some paper towels and one of these garbage bags. Ooh, get me my packet of tissues too, will you? I don’t want the towels to cause a rash. I just need something to hold until we get to the store and into the bathroom so he can wear a real diaper.

*Max begins giggling and clapping again, kicking his little legs before trying to roll over to crawl off somewhere*

C: Hey! Where you going, you stinker? You’re not done! *grabs the kid’s foot and pulls him back before tickling it to keep him happy.* Just hang on for a second, buddy – you’re almost clean! *he takes a bottle of water and wets one of the paper towels to finish off with. The water’s cold*

*he laughs loudly when Carlos starts to tickle him, but decides he does not like the cold water and starts getting fussy again, angrily kicking his tiny legs*

Oh! Oh, hey! Hey, hey, it’s okay Max! It’s okay, I’m just making sure you’re clean! You’re almost done, buddy – I promise!

*he continues fussing and kicking*

Max hold on just a second! *tries to wipe whenever he gets the chance* There! Done! *throws the towel in the open trash bag and starts to pat the baby’s belly – trying to distract him*

hey d- Carlos, sense you already meet Darcy, do you wanna come to our wedding when we get married? *he smiles*

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I mean, I have to I guess. But I had no idea – you guys are just kids, aren’t you??

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wow..
the demons i know are way more chill then that… one’s actually kinda
nice once you get to know him! though.. he acts like a mom alot, so that
get annoying fast…

Oh really? Well, that’s nice to hear I suppose.

*he nods and looks out the window* but he can be an asshole at times..

Well… so can people. How would you say he’s an… what you said?

an asshole or mom? cause both kinda have the same answer actually… he just.. he babys me and it’s annoying! i’m ten, not four! *he crosses his arms*

So you think he’s…. annoying… because he’s ‘mom-ing’ you?

all the time, i can’t go one day without it! “Max, don’t forget to wash up” “Max, stop sitting like that” “Max, stop turning stuff to gold” ….

Uh… what was that last one?

‘stop turning stuff to gold’? yeah, he has this weird hand andif it touchs stuff, it turns to gold, i think he said it was a kings hand?? i don’t remember..

King Midas… the guy who wasn’t able to eat because of his golden touch and eventually accidentally turned his own daughter into gold. It’s… it’s not a real hand, is it? Like… mummified? Or is it an artifact?

hey d- Carlos, sense you already meet Darcy, do you wanna come to our wedding when we get married? *he smiles*

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I mean, I have to I guess. But I had no idea – you guys are just kids, aren’t you??

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wow..
the demons i know are way more chill then that… one’s actually kinda
nice once you get to know him! though.. he acts like a mom alot, so that
get annoying fast…

Oh really? Well, that’s nice to hear I suppose.

*he nods and looks out the window* but he can be an asshole at times..

Well… so can people. How would you say he’s an… what you said?

an asshole or mom? cause both kinda have the same answer actually… he just.. he babys me and it’s annoying! i’m ten, not four! *he crosses his arms*

So you think he’s…. annoying… because he’s ‘mom-ing’ you?

all the time, i can’t go one day without it! “Max, don’t forget to wash up” “Max, stop sitting like that” “Max, stop turning stuff to gold” ….

Uh… what was that last one?

chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*he sees something in the corner of his eye as he turns, but it vanishes*

*Carlos blinks and looks around, wondering if there was a deer or something that he’d seen*

A: How are you gonna get him a diaper, Papa? We’re not at the store yet.

C: Oh! Well, I’m going to do a makeshift one with some paper towels and one of these garbage bags. Ooh, get me my packet of tissues too, will you? I don’t want the towels to cause a rash. I just need something to hold until we get to the store and into the bathroom so he can wear a real diaper.

*Max begins giggling and clapping again, kicking his little legs before trying to roll over to crawl off somewhere*

C: Hey! Where you going, you stinker? You’re not done! *grabs the kid’s foot and pulls him back before tickling it to keep him happy.* Just hang on for a second, buddy – you’re almost clean! *he takes a bottle of water and wets one of the paper towels to finish off with. The water’s cold*

*he laughs loudly when Carlos starts to tickle him, but decides he does not like the cold water and starts getting fussy again, angrily kicking his tiny legs*

Oh! Oh, hey! Hey, hey, it’s okay Max! It’s okay, I’m just making sure you’re clean! You’re almost done, buddy – I promise!

Starways to Hell

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“Yeah……
but you know….. some days I just… I think….. what Stakar said to me…..
how…. he said I did it for the money… that if it was from the goodness
of my heart I wouldn’t have taken the money…. I just…… was I just
greedy….. or….. not……. I just….. It’s hard….. …. hardest was being
abandoned…. again…… I.. was lost…. I still am…… you saw my ship… she’s
falling apart….. you look at the other ravager ships …. so different….
we don’t have enough jobs or credits to fix shit…..soon I’ll just be
captain of scrap metal…”

“You were UBER-ing kids across the Galaxy,” Carlos said. “It’d be foolish not to charge something with fuel and power to consider. I… I really find it hard to believe that this Stakar person wouldn’t understand that. As for greed… well, what can one expect from Ravagers? But Yondu, I know you – you would never hurt a child intentionally. This Ego person… he sounds highly manipulative and, obviously, has committed serial filicide.You can’t blame yourself for his intentions and actions.”

hey d- Carlos, sense you already meet Darcy, do you wanna come to our wedding when we get married? *he smiles*

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I mean, I have to I guess. But I had no idea – you guys are just kids, aren’t you??

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wow..
the demons i know are way more chill then that… one’s actually kinda
nice once you get to know him! though.. he acts like a mom alot, so that
get annoying fast…

Oh really? Well, that’s nice to hear I suppose.

*he nods and looks out the window* but he can be an asshole at times..

Well… so can people. How would you say he’s an… what you said?

an asshole or mom? cause both kinda have the same answer actually… he just.. he babys me and it’s annoying! i’m ten, not four! *he crosses his arms*

So you think he’s…. annoying… because he’s ‘mom-ing’ you?

chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*he sees something in the corner of his eye as he turns, but it vanishes*

*Carlos blinks and looks around, wondering if there was a deer or something that he’d seen*

A: How are you gonna get him a diaper, Papa? We’re not at the store yet.

C: Oh! Well, I’m going to do a makeshift one with some paper towels and one of these garbage bags. Ooh, get me my packet of tissues too, will you? I don’t want the towels to cause a rash. I just need something to hold until we get to the store and into the bathroom so he can wear a real diaper.

*Max begins giggling and clapping again, kicking his little legs before trying to roll over to crawl off somewhere*

C: Hey! Where you going, you stinker? You’re not done! *grabs the kid’s foot and pulls him back before tickling it to keep him happy.* Just hang on for a second, buddy – you’re almost clean! *he takes a bottle of water and wets one of the paper towels to finish off with. The water’s cold*

Starways to Hell

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“I
lied…. peter doesn’t know the truth either….. he can’t know that
murdering bastard…. and I’ll keep him as far away from him as I can…”

“What murdering bastard?” Carlos asked him. “Do you… are you talking about his father? Yondu, what the hell were you doing? Kids? Banished? Yondu, please – tell me clearly: what happened??”Carlos was very concerned – he had never heard of any of this before. What did Yondu do exactly before they even met??

Sighs. “His fathers name is ego. He’s a celestial very powerful being… ego cane to earth and mated a woman andcpeter was born. He went all over the galaxy mating with all species… and producing children. He… asked me to bring some of his children that were orphans.. mothers having died… he promised a world that I’d have… killed for as a child… so I brought him a dozen or so of his kids….. it wasn’t until right before peter I realized what he was doing….. he was killing them. If the didn’t hold some trait he was looking for or what he’d kill them…… I found peter and I kept him.. to protect him… but my ravager family found out about the others… and banished from the only family I knew…..they never speak….. I killed those kids…. breaking the code… I just… i was stupid to have fallen for his lies….”

Carlos listened carefully, trying not to let his alarm and uneasiness take away from what exactly Yondu was telling him and how it was making him feel. Every word just sounded more and more horrible though, and Carlos wasn’t liking it at all. Yondu was hurting so badly with this… he was carrying a huge burden and he was hiding it from Peter. And maybe Kraglin? (He didn’t know – he got the feeling Kraglin was around before Peter). Tullk probably knew too… and he was still sticking around Yondu, despite everything.

“You… you thought you were giving children the opportunity to grow up with family,” Carlos said softly. “And… and this Ego guy… I don’t think he would have told you what was happening to them, would he?”

He shakes his head. “I just… felt … something wrong… I never saw the kids again… and… it’s like forgot they existed…. I knew he’d killed them.. how or why or….. didn’t matter to me. Only that he did…… I tried to to go to the ravagers… but…. they refused to listen… hear me out…..so… I just… did what I thought was best… raise peter as my own…”

“… so… you essentially kidnapped a child to keep him away from his monster of a father?” Carlos asked. “Why wouldn’t the Ravagers want to support that? I mean, I know the code – some of it at least: you don’t deal in sapient trafficking, with the excepting of bounty hunting.” Carlos thought he was starting to understand somewhat.

“Ravagers don’t deal in children….. I took money to get and deliver the kids to what I though would be a better life. Without knowing what was really going on…. I kept peter… tried to tell the ravagers but they ignored me….. didn’t let me talk…. just…. shunned me bollocking me….. abandoning me …… story of my life…..”

“You thought you were doing the kids a favor, you really did,” Carlos said softly. “And you wanted to put a stop to it. I… I’m so sorry, Yondu…” This was still very disturbing for Carlos and he wasn’t quite sure what to think about it. Maybe if he had time to think he might come to a conclusion himself.

chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*he sees something in the corner of his eye as he turns, but it vanishes*

*Carlos blinks and looks around, wondering if there was a deer or something that he’d seen*

A: How are you gonna get him a diaper, Papa? We’re not at the store yet.

C: Oh! Well, I’m going to do a makeshift one with some paper towels and one of these garbage bags. Ooh, get me my packet of tissues too, will you? I don’t want the towels to cause a rash. I just need something to hold until we get to the store and into the bathroom so he can wear a real diaper.

hey d- Carlos, sense you already meet Darcy, do you wanna come to our wedding when we get married? *he smiles*

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the-perfect-scientist:

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I mean, I have to I guess. But I had no idea – you guys are just kids, aren’t you??

@dedmaxsearchhistory

wow..
the demons i know are way more chill then that… one’s actually kinda
nice once you get to know him! though.. he acts like a mom alot, so that
get annoying fast…

Oh really? Well, that’s nice to hear I suppose.

*he nods and looks out the window* but he can be an asshole at times..

Well… so can people. How would you say he’s an… what you said?