hey d- Carlos, sense you already meet Darcy, do you wanna come to our wedding when we get married? *he smiles*

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I mean, I have to I guess. But I had no idea – you guys are just kids, aren’t you??

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*he smiles slightly* really?

Absolutely, Max. You can even exchange rings if you guys
really wanted to.

*he smiles excidedly* that sounds.. awesome!

Awesome 🙂 Hey, maybe go tell Darcy, huh? That’s their name, right?

uhh… well.. well i kinda have to wait til seeing her doesn’t make me want to cry so i can make up to her cause someone made a fake breakup note for her… plus i doubt she wants to see me right now…

Oh no… well, the key to a relationship is to communicate.  Maybe get her some flowers when you talk to
her next. Or her favorite candy bar.

.. i don’t know her favorite candy, but i can get her flowers! *he smiles slightly*

Hm… maybe some Tootsie Rolls too? Everybody eats Tootsie
Rolls. I’ll even help you out Max – I could take you to the store so you can
pick them out for her.

really? but.. arn’t you like, busy or something?

Not too busy to help you though, Max. *smiles*

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whoawhoa wait, you’re married? *his eyes widen is wonder*

Oh, um… yeah. Yeah, I am. He’s back home in Night Vale.

what’s it like actually being married? how long how you been married? where’s night vale? what’s your husband like? *jfc Max chill- he smiles*

I – well, it’s nice. We’ve been married for a year now. I
don’t think anyone knows where Night Vale really is. And Cecil? He’s, well… he’s
sweet. And funny, and smart, and dorky, and…. Just, all sorts of things really.
But I love him dearly. *smiles fondly, thinking about his man*

he sounds cool *he chuckles*

Yeah… he is pretty cool. *smiles a bit wider*

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yeah! *he chuckles, clapping his hands excidedly*

Alright! *Carlos knelt down beside Max.* Get in close, buddy.

*he leans in close and smiles*

*takes a picture of both of them.* Great! *he shows the picture to Max*

*he chuckles and looks at the picture* i know the perfect stickers for you!

Oh yeah? *grins*

*he nods, pulling up the sticker menu*

*continues to kneel next to Max, watching to see what he
would do.*

*he’s putting various ribbons on both their heads, he looks happy*

Awe, how cute!

*he chuckles* thanks d- Carlos

*grins at Max. He then pulls him in for a hug before saving
the picture.*

hey d- Carlos, sense you already meet Darcy, do you wanna come to our wedding when we get married? *he smiles*

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I mean, I have to I guess. But I had no idea – you guys are just kids, aren’t you??

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*he smiles slightly* really?

Absolutely, Max. You can even exchange rings if you guys
really wanted to.

*he smiles excidedly* that sounds.. awesome!

Awesome 🙂 Hey, maybe go tell Darcy, huh? That’s their name, right?

uhh… well.. well i kinda have to wait til seeing her doesn’t make me want to cry so i can make up to her cause someone made a fake breakup note for her… plus i doubt she wants to see me right now…

Oh no… well, the key to a relationship is to communicate.  Maybe get her some flowers when you talk to
her next. Or her favorite candy bar.

.. i don’t know her favorite candy, but i can get her flowers! *he smiles slightly*

Hm… maybe some Tootsie Rolls too? Everybody eats Tootsie
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whoawhoa wait, you’re married? *his eyes widen is wonder*

Oh, um… yeah. Yeah, I am. He’s back home in Night Vale.

what’s it like actually being married? how long how you been married? where’s night vale? what’s your husband like? *jfc Max chill- he smiles*

I – well, it’s nice. We’ve been married for a year now. I
don’t think anyone knows where Night Vale really is. And Cecil? He’s, well… he’s
sweet. And funny, and smart, and dorky, and…. Just, all sorts of things really.
But I love him dearly. *smiles fondly, thinking about his man*

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Yondu
sighs sitting next to him and nods leaning against him. “It’s known
Terrans capture and… dissect what they don’t understand. I’ve seen it….
before my crew managed break me out. I watched as another crew member
was dissected and killed….”

“Oh my god,” Mr Ramon murmured.

“I wonder if that was SHIELD,” Mikey murmured. “Or, like…
the CIA or something.”

Carlos shrugged slightly. He hadn’t heard about this from
Yondu before… it made sense why he was so nervous being on Earth now.

Yondu shrugs. “all i know is that…… they were Terrans. And…. they tore up my friend. Didn’t even have the decency to kill him first……. not even we….. do that…. we have illegal experimentation but…. I’ve never heard anyone keeping you alive or awake for that shit….”

“That sounds pretty illegal for us,” Mr Ramon told him. “Those
are crimes against humanity.”

“When has the CIA followed the law, Dad?” Mikey asked. “And
I don’t know if ‘crimes against humanity’ laws protect non-humans anyhow.” He
looked at Yondu. “Though, it looks like they really outta, since it’s obvious
that we’re not alone in the galaxy.”

“I had no idea, Yondu,” Carlos told him the Ravager Captain.
“Had I known… Iwouldn’t have pushed so hard to make you come with me.”

Mr Ramon frowned slightly. “But, Mr Udonta, for what it’s
worth I’m very glad that you did
come. I am so grateful for what you’ve done for my family, and I’m glad that I
can say that to your face. Thank you.”

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sighs sitting next to him and nods leaning against him. “It’s known
Terrans capture and… dissect what they don’t understand. I’ve seen it….
before my crew managed break me out. I watched as another crew member
was dissected and killed….”

“Oh my god,” Mr Ramon murmured.

“I wonder if that was SHIELD,” Mikey murmured. “Or, like…
the CIA or something.”

Carlos shrugged slightly. He hadn’t heard about this from
Yondu before… it made sense why he was so nervous being on Earth now.

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“Well…
I haven’t been screamed at yet….. must be because I’m blue.” Grins at
carlos and follows him to the main room checking all the windows we’re
covered good only then taking a seat and taking the hood off again but
he stayed on edge his arrow bared and a whistle waiting on his lips if
he needed it. He glanced at the two Terrans. “So…. carlos yer boy… he’s…
well…..he’s ok…. nothing wrong with him…. found him on a space colony
m-Marvin. Little shit hole of s place….. but we was lucky he was there.
Pretty sure we’d have been like my dead without him.” Smiles at carlos.
“I.. made him a deal. Fix my ship…. I bring ya home. I keep ma
promises.”

“He was at a space colony?” Mikey asked. “For nearly a year?”

“How did it all happen?” Mr Ramon asked Carlos. “You were
telling me that Hammertech was failing and you lost your job, and then… you
stopped returning my calls. I sent emails and I called your landlord and the
police and…”

“I know, Dad – I know, I know,” Carlos said quickly. “But…
well, I was abducted.” Carlos sighed and started to tell the story. About the
Xandarians, the Nova Corps, and then getting abducted again.

“Again??” Mr Ramon exclaimed. “What is it about humans that makes people want to take them??”

“Wellllll to be honest slaves that won’t talk back. Whatcwith ya all not being space faring save the occasional few it’s like a good stock of slaves….. my species were much the same ya see….. we were a lot like Terrans…. until we were all snatched up…… but Terrans are still to squishy to be used as battle slaves and such. Haven’t evolved enough to be deemed dangerous and useful…… dangerous….. only to soloists…. but against a large group? No. Our smallest little space rat could take a terran out no joke. But every now and then there’s someone out there that gets a itch for Terrans they need ya scratch and there ya go…. now… just ya be clear… I didn’t avduct ya. My moron boys did. But… don’t see ya complaining now carlos.” Grins at him.

Mr Ramon just seemed concerned.

“The Xandarians that got me were just having fun – they weren’t
looking for a slave,” Carlos said quickly. “Yondu’s guys – Kraglin and Peter –
they were looking for an engineer. They were in a bad spot and they needed
someone who could fix their engines, and they thought that person could be me.”

“They were right of course,” Mikey quipped with a grin. “You
were one of Hammer’s best engineers so they got lucky!”

“Peter… that’s a human name,” Mr Ramon said with a slight
frown.

Carlos blinked. He looked at Yondu, wondering if he wanted
to explain that.

“Peters my son. Adopted of course terran… mama died…and well… I knew her….. so I took the boy under my wing. One of the best crew I got but my boy first and foremost…..” he peeks out the shades to check the darkness and if light was starting to show. He was edgy worried. Even scared.

Carlos looked to Yondu. He took his arm and gave it a gentle
squeeze, hoping to calm him down a bit.

“You adopted a human child?” Mr Ramon asked him.

“Yeah,” Carlos said. “Peter’s a great kid – he grew up in
space so he’s well-adapted.”

Yondu nods then his ears twitch and he sees the flashing lights and sirens and in a blur he was up and zipping down the hall and trying to crawl under the bed as quick as he could.

Mikey and Mr Ramon were shocked when Yondu bolted. Carlos got
up and ran right after him. “Yondu! Yondu, it’s okay!” Carlos called after him.

Yondu had gone to Mr Ramon’s room and Carlos knelt right
beside the blue man. “Yondu, that was just an ambulance – a medical car.
Someone probably just got in a car accident. It’s not for us, Yondu, I promise.”

Yondu peeks out the window arrow glowing feircly fin glowing red eyes searching the dark roads for any sign. His ears twitching and flicking before he relaxed and looks to him and sighs.

Mikey rolled to the door and peeked in, as he was able to
get there faster than his dad. “Carlos? Everything okay?”

“We’re fine,” Carlos told him. He put a hand on Yondu’s
cheek and rubbed his thumb into the cheekbone, trying to help calm him. “It’s
okay, Yondu… nobody knows you’re here.” He then took the blue alien’s hands and
stood up, tugging to help pull him up.

Follows him to standing looking around the room curiously then back to carlos. “I’m good… that.. Uhh siren just…were taught to fear those sounds…..and lights…”

“I get it,” Carlos said with a nod. “Come on…” He hooked his
elbow with Yondu’s and started to lead him back out to the main room.

Mikey turned his chair and wheeled ahead of them. Mr Ramon
was standing in at his chair, completely confused, but sat back down as Carlos
and Yondu approached.

“Is… everything alright?” he asked carefully.

“Yondu was a Kree battle-slave when he was younger,” Carlos
explained. “He’s very fearful of getting captured again by anyone.” Normally
Carlos wouldn’t have said something like this to anyone about Yondu, but… this
was his family. He just found himself willing to tell them anything they wanted
to know.

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“Well…
I haven’t been screamed at yet….. must be because I’m blue.” Grins at
carlos and follows him to the main room checking all the windows we’re
covered good only then taking a seat and taking the hood off again but
he stayed on edge his arrow bared and a whistle waiting on his lips if
he needed it. He glanced at the two Terrans. “So…. carlos yer boy… he’s…
well…..he’s ok…. nothing wrong with him…. found him on a space colony
m-Marvin. Little shit hole of s place….. but we was lucky he was there.
Pretty sure we’d have been like my dead without him.” Smiles at carlos.
“I.. made him a deal. Fix my ship…. I bring ya home. I keep ma
promises.”

“He was at a space colony?” Mikey asked. “For nearly a year?”

“How did it all happen?” Mr Ramon asked Carlos. “You were
telling me that Hammertech was failing and you lost your job, and then… you
stopped returning my calls. I sent emails and I called your landlord and the
police and…”

“I know, Dad – I know, I know,” Carlos said quickly. “But…
well, I was abducted.” Carlos sighed and started to tell the story. About the
Xandarians, the Nova Corps, and then getting abducted again.

“Again??” Mr Ramon exclaimed. “What is it about humans that makes people want to take them??”

“Wellllll to be honest slaves that won’t talk back. Whatcwith ya all not being space faring save the occasional few it’s like a good stock of slaves….. my species were much the same ya see….. we were a lot like Terrans…. until we were all snatched up…… but Terrans are still to squishy to be used as battle slaves and such. Haven’t evolved enough to be deemed dangerous and useful…… dangerous….. only to soloists…. but against a large group? No. Our smallest little space rat could take a terran out no joke. But every now and then there’s someone out there that gets a itch for Terrans they need ya scratch and there ya go…. now… just ya be clear… I didn’t avduct ya. My moron boys did. But… don’t see ya complaining now carlos.” Grins at him.

Mr Ramon just seemed concerned.

“The Xandarians that got me were just having fun – they weren’t
looking for a slave,” Carlos said quickly. “Yondu’s guys – Kraglin and Peter –
they were looking for an engineer. They were in a bad spot and they needed
someone who could fix their engines, and they thought that person could be me.”

“They were right of course,” Mikey quipped with a grin. “You
were one of Hammer’s best engineers so they got lucky!”

“Peter… that’s a human name,” Mr Ramon said with a slight
frown.

Carlos blinked. He looked at Yondu, wondering if he wanted
to explain that.

“Peters my son. Adopted of course terran… mama died…and well… I knew her….. so I took the boy under my wing. One of the best crew I got but my boy first and foremost…..” he peeks out the shades to check the darkness and if light was starting to show. He was edgy worried. Even scared.

Carlos looked to Yondu. He took his arm and gave it a gentle
squeeze, hoping to calm him down a bit.

“You adopted a human child?” Mr Ramon asked him.

“Yeah,” Carlos said. “Peter’s a great kid – he grew up in
space so he’s well-adapted.”

Yondu nods then his ears twitch and he sees the flashing lights and sirens and in a blur he was up and zipping down the hall and trying to crawl under the bed as quick as he could.

Mikey and Mr Ramon were shocked when Yondu bolted. Carlos got
up and ran right after him. “Yondu! Yondu, it’s okay!” Carlos called after him.

Yondu had gone to Mr Ramon’s room and Carlos knelt right
beside the blue man. “Yondu, that was just an ambulance – a medical car.
Someone probably just got in a car accident. It’s not for us, Yondu, I promise.”

Yondu peeks out the window arrow glowing feircly fin glowing red eyes searching the dark roads for any sign. His ears twitching and flicking before he relaxed and looks to him and sighs.

Mikey rolled to the door and peeked in, as he was able to
get there faster than his dad. “Carlos? Everything okay?”

“We’re fine,” Carlos told him. He put a hand on Yondu’s
cheek and rubbed his thumb into the cheekbone, trying to help calm him. “It’s
okay, Yondu… nobody knows you’re here.” He then took the blue alien’s hands and
stood up, tugging to help pull him up.

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“Well,”
arsenic said “her upper half is that of a dark green anthro cat, but
her lower half is covered in scales like a dinosaur, and she is four
feet in hight. Something else to note is that her signature color is
glowing green, so if anyone sees that, they should tell the media.”

Carlos frowned at them. “Um… is there a way to distinguish
her from a librarian? Or just… green?” he asked them.

“Well, i dont know what a librarian sounds like,” arsenic said “but she has the most obnoxius voice! ”

Carlos frowned. “Well… they shush people,” he said. But he
unlocked his phone and started texting Cecil. “Feline upper body, lizard lower
body, all monster, green, obnoxious voice… totally not a librarian… anything
else?”