Why in the hell are you allowed near children??I challenge this QuarterMaster to a duel.
There can only be one.
Wait, that’s not you??
How many of you are there??
Tag: quartermaster
hicarlosyourereallycuteiloveyourhaircaniplaywithitplease
Uh… well, I’m… I guess It’s okay. Yeah… your hands are clean, right?
Absolutelythefricknot
Ah! It- it’s you! Uh, the answer is no! No offense, just… No!
This be treason.
This be me not wanting to get my hair dirty.
Don’t do drugs
Sound advice!
The government sent that ask.
Not everything the government does needs to be called into question.
hicarlosyourereallycuteiloveyourhaircaniplaywithitplease
Uh… well, I’m… I guess It’s okay. Yeah… your hands are clean, right?
Absolutelythefricknot
Ah! It- it’s you! Uh, the answer is no! No offense, just… No!
Slurp slurp that liquid nitrogen
no doNT DO THAT!!!!
Don’t tell me what to do
You ever had your tongue frozen to a pole? It’s going to be like that, but an infinite amount of times worse!
No, i haven’t, but that sounds cool!
I’m pretty sure I used ‘infinite’ and ‘worse’ in the same sentence.
Yeah, you did, but it still sounds awesome!
I can assure you that it is NOT.
How do you know?
I’m a scientist.
Also, I’ve seen Youtube videos of people playing with liquid nitrogen.
Dang… can I atleast drink the stuff from the beakers?
What? No – why would you ask that? Those are all kinds of harsh chemicals that aren’t meant for consumption.
So? I drank rat poison once and i’m still alive. And, come on… the stuff looks so pretty and colorful…
Then go drink Kool-aid. Or soda. It comes in many different colors.
Mix kool-aid with rat poison n then liquid nitrogen for a refreshin drink
NO! You’re not helping!
Ain’t here to help. M’here for a good time.
*downs the “refreshment”*
What the – wait, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING??
Whatcha think I’m drinkin?
*pours it on the floor*
*it sizzles and burns*
Why?? Why are you drinking that??
That is not how this works – you cannot develop a tolerance to that
Irrelevant.
I think it’s very relevant if you want to live
I’m still kickin ain’t I?
*Looks him up and down* Arguably.
*kicks you in the shin*
kickin.
OW!
The kids are right – you are crazy!!
Slurp slurp that liquid nitrogen
no doNT DO THAT!!!!
Don’t tell me what to do
You ever had your tongue frozen to a pole? It’s going to be like that, but an infinite amount of times worse!
No, i haven’t, but that sounds cool!
I’m pretty sure I used ‘infinite’ and ‘worse’ in the same sentence.
Yeah, you did, but it still sounds awesome!
I can assure you that it is NOT.
How do you know?
I’m a scientist.
Also, I’ve seen Youtube videos of people playing with liquid nitrogen.
Dang… can I atleast drink the stuff from the beakers?
What? No – why would you ask that? Those are all kinds of harsh chemicals that aren’t meant for consumption.
So? I drank rat poison once and i’m still alive. And, come on… the stuff looks so pretty and colorful…
Then go drink Kool-aid. Or soda. It comes in many different colors.
Mix kool-aid with rat poison n then liquid nitrogen for a refreshin drink
NO! You’re not helping!
Ain’t here to help. M’here for a good time.
*downs the “refreshment”*
What the – wait, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING??
Whatcha think I’m drinkin?
*pours it on the floor*
*it sizzles and burns*
Why?? Why are you drinking that??
That is not how this works – you cannot develop a tolerance to that
Irrelevant.
I think it’s very relevant if you want to live
I’m still kickin ain’t I?
*Looks him up and down* Arguably.
Slurp slurp that liquid nitrogen
no doNT DO THAT!!!!
Don’t tell me what to do
You ever had your tongue frozen to a pole? It’s going to be like that, but an infinite amount of times worse!
No, i haven’t, but that sounds cool!
I’m pretty sure I used ‘infinite’ and ‘worse’ in the same sentence.
Yeah, you did, but it still sounds awesome!
I can assure you that it is NOT.
How do you know?
I’m a scientist.
Also, I’ve seen Youtube videos of people playing with liquid nitrogen.
Dang… can I atleast drink the stuff from the beakers?
What? No – why would you ask that? Those are all kinds of harsh chemicals that aren’t meant for consumption.
So? I drank rat poison once and i’m still alive. And, come on… the stuff looks so pretty and colorful…
Then go drink Kool-aid. Or soda. It comes in many different colors.
Mix kool-aid with rat poison n then liquid nitrogen for a refreshin drink
NO! You’re not helping!
Ain’t here to help. M’here for a good time.
*downs the “refreshment”*
What the – wait, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING??
Whatcha think I’m drinkin?
*pours it on the floor*
*it sizzles and burns*
Why?? Why are you drinking that??
That is not how this works – you cannot develop a tolerance to that
Irrelevant.
I think it’s very relevant if you want to live
Slurp slurp that liquid nitrogen
no doNT DO THAT!!!!
Don’t tell me what to do
You ever had your tongue frozen to a pole? It’s going to be like that, but an infinite amount of times worse!
No, i haven’t, but that sounds cool!
I’m pretty sure I used ‘infinite’ and ‘worse’ in the same sentence.
Yeah, you did, but it still sounds awesome!
I can assure you that it is NOT.
How do you know?
I’m a scientist.
Also, I’ve seen Youtube videos of people playing with liquid nitrogen.
Dang… can I atleast drink the stuff from the beakers?
What? No – why would you ask that? Those are all kinds of harsh chemicals that aren’t meant for consumption.
So? I drank rat poison once and i’m still alive. And, come on… the stuff looks so pretty and colorful…
Then go drink Kool-aid. Or soda. It comes in many different colors.
Mix kool-aid with rat poison n then liquid nitrogen for a refreshin drink
NO! You’re not helping!
Ain’t here to help. M’here for a good time.
*downs the “refreshment”*
What the – wait, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING??
Whatcha think I’m drinkin?
*pours it on the floor*
*it sizzles and burns*
Why?? Why are you drinking that??
That is not how this works – you cannot develop a tolerance to that
Slurp slurp that liquid nitrogen
no doNT DO THAT!!!!
Don’t tell me what to do
You ever had your tongue frozen to a pole? It’s going to be like that, but an infinite amount of times worse!
No, i haven’t, but that sounds cool!
I’m pretty sure I used ‘infinite’ and ‘worse’ in the same sentence.
Yeah, you did, but it still sounds awesome!
I can assure you that it is NOT.
How do you know?
I’m a scientist.
Also, I’ve seen Youtube videos of people playing with liquid nitrogen.
Dang… can I atleast drink the stuff from the beakers?
What? No – why would you ask that? Those are all kinds of harsh chemicals that aren’t meant for consumption.
So? I drank rat poison once and i’m still alive. And, come on… the stuff looks so pretty and colorful…
Then go drink Kool-aid. Or soda. It comes in many different colors.
Mix kool-aid with rat poison n then liquid nitrogen for a refreshin drink
NO! You’re not helping!
Ain’t here to help. M’here for a good time.
*downs the “refreshment”*
What the – wait, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING??
Whatcha think I’m drinkin?
*pours it on the floor*
*it sizzles and burns*
Why?? Why are you drinking that??
Slurp slurp that liquid nitrogen
no doNT DO THAT!!!!
Don’t tell me what to do
You ever had your tongue frozen to a pole? It’s going to be like that, but an infinite amount of times worse!
No, i haven’t, but that sounds cool!
I’m pretty sure I used ‘infinite’ and ‘worse’ in the same sentence.
Yeah, you did, but it still sounds awesome!
I can assure you that it is NOT.
How do you know?
I’m a scientist.
Also, I’ve seen Youtube videos of people playing with liquid nitrogen.
Dang… can I atleast drink the stuff from the beakers?
What? No – why would you ask that? Those are all kinds of harsh chemicals that aren’t meant for consumption.
So? I drank rat poison once and i’m still alive. And, come on… the stuff looks so pretty and colorful…
Then go drink Kool-aid. Or soda. It comes in many different colors.
Mix kool-aid with rat poison n then liquid nitrogen for a refreshin drink
NO! You’re not helping!
Ain’t here to help. M’here for a good time.
*downs the “refreshment”*
What the – wait, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING??
The Perfect Scientist 